Evil Clown Gang Bang

Sadcore American Folk Artist Opts For A Technical Degree

Study gist:

To comprehend current criminal gangs Evil Clowns will need to garner greater powers of discernment to systematize and implement these basic techniques along with a comprehensive analysis of police, intelligence services, paramilitary forces and other competing commercial concerns.

As well as studying and practising theoretical and practical criminal gang behaviour, deviance and business models, the Evil Clowns will also play both sides of the fences by practising surveillance, counter surveillance, intelligence and counter intelligence.

Your final project will be either:

Creation of a new street level gang
Working criminal syndicate
Gang infiltration for anti-gang agencies
Gang infiltration for a competing gang

Advanced projects include:

Middle-clown or go-between
Double, triple agent or higher
Turning a gang or syndicate legit

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Litotes has no idea who created this tasteless animation, but I found it here: randompeople.org/mdowned.gif

Sigh.

Evil Clown

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Clown Mauvais, Raisons D'être Des 141 - 150

I'm all about empathy and baseball bats

141. Trust yourself; distrust the world

142. Chemical imbalance in the brain

143. Irregular brain develpment; what the fen do neuropsycholigist know

144. This too is an exit

145. Your horror amuses me

146. I can only park in front of my house 15 days a month?

147. Must occupy myself inbetween dreams of deathless sleep

148. An evil clown illuminates the thought and mind of the audience by contrasting the power of vision

149. Evil Clowns and Ministers of Grace defend us from Ourselves

150. My religious aunt always said: Make yourself familiar with Evil Clowns, and behold them frequently in spirit; for without being seen, they are present with you – she was a sick twisted old woman

Great literature is replete with pithy statements.

Evil Clown

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Evil Clown Bites Journalist To Teach Dog Lesson

Evil Clown, Reasons To Be An 131 - 140

131. Turn your backside on ignorance

132. Only by serving dark desires may I save myself from the coming conflagration

133. 'Abomination' no longer a politically acceptable form of self-address

134. Pushing my feelings down at work forces them out at high pressure in other places

135. There is this very real need in society for someone whom almost anyone can look down on and ridicule; I intent to point you out

136. The suburbs make me break out in hives

137. To repudiate morality while laying claim to it

138. 'Touched By An Angel' aroused me basely, but left my higher virtues hot and bothered

139. Ripped off my face only to discover mask

140. It's only widdershins depending upon your point of view


The Black Dog is Back and so Is the Clown

Clown is Back the so Is and Dog Black the

Is The Black Clown Back and so is the Dog

so, Is the Black Dog The Back and Clown is?

and, is so, the.. Is The Black Clown Dog Back

Why am I so sad?



Truth metastasized into lurid fantasy:

Evil Clown

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