Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Reasons To Be An Evil Clown 101 - 110

Litotes The Clown is an emissary of pity, and science, and progress, and devil knows what else.

101. Shock and awe backfire

102. The Buddha is a short, fat, dead guy who is never coming back

103. Jesus is a tall, thin God who will be right back

104. I have some... you know, unresolved childhood issues, but those records are sealed

105. Anti-essentialist politics employ the inclusive identity politics of racist hierarchy but fail to understand its ultimate rationalization

106. All The Horror, Half The Casualties

107. A Frown Is Just A Smile Turned Upsidedown

108. Post-Traumatic-Stress-Reorder

109. Sometimes, success can ask for blood, sweat and tears, even our own – or that of innocent little children or inoffensive old people

110. All's Hell That Ends Hell

  • Evil Clown


  • Then I realized they were stronger than we. They have the strength, the strength to do that.

    If I had 10 divisions of those men, then our troubles here would be over very quickly.

    You have to have men who are moral and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling, without passion, without judgment... without judgment.

    Because it is judgment that defeats us.

    Goodnight kids, get some sleep, it's an early day tomorrow.

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