Lowered Expectations
Must Love Clowns, No Dogs![](http://static.flickr.com/58/198054012_cf6d0b7349_b.jpg)
Age: 32; Vancouver, BC
Active during the last 24 hours
First Name: Litotes
Gender: Clown (male) seeking nubile circus act / side show diva
Marital Status: So very very lonely. I have sooo much love to give.
Body Type: Surprisingly Strong
Height: 5' 9"
Eyes: Unblinking hazel with flecks of gold
Hair: Yellow
Ethnicity: is all in the face paint
Sense of Humor: Extreme, Clever, Slap My Stick, Quick Witted
Social Setting: Shy at first, but warm up quickly
TV Watching: Infomercials, News, Serial Murderer Documentaries, Horror / comedy
Smoking: Doesn't smoke unless on fire
Drinking: Drinks socially
Living Situation: I live with midgets, contortionists and exotic animals
Have Kids: Not my own
Want (more) kids: I'll tell you later
Education: Graduate
Employment Status: Full-time, it’s a vocation – not a job
Occupation: Entertainment
Income: You’d be surprised
Religion: Loki, Kali, Oberon, Saint Fermin, Amaguq, Kaulu, Iktomi and others as needs arise
Attend Services: the whole world is my cathedral
Political Views: Conservative
Astrology: Libra
Languages: Esperanto, Marketing, Art Criticism
Interests: Arts, Fine Dining, Outdoor Activities, Dank Places, Photography, Closets, Sporting Chances, Guerrilla Theater, Travel, Cooking, Game Theory, Francis Bacon (painter), Attila Richard Lukacs, Robert Longo, Lucian Freud, Fire
In my own words
I love to laugh and meet new people and I am looking for love.
Are you looking for someone to have FUN with? Are you confident, affectionate and not easily repelled?
I am an indoors / outdoors type but loath pointless physical activity. I do however love the deep end of the pool; can you swim?
I am a hapless romantic at heart and I can give until it hurts.
Why not find out what life has to offer?
Serious replies only.
Let's play!
Evil ClownIf you think I'm funny now, wait 'till we have sex.
- Litotes The Clown
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Labels: clown art, clown picture, Coulrophobia, Coulrophobic, dating, evil clown, evil clown painting, wheel of fortune