Saturday, September 17, 2011

Evil Clown Blues

No Kidney For You

Evil Clown Refuses Dying Schmuck

No one knows what it is like to be the bad clown
To be the sad clown
The mad clown
Behind a red nose

Who gets what it is to be fated
To be baited
Forever unsated
Baptized in lies

I have months were I'm only lonely
Eyes that don't gleam but are empty
No soul can touch me
When love is a monstrocity

My life may feel pointless and empty
My actions seem pithy
But my dreams are visions
Ethics own actuality

  • Evil Clown

  • When I nail the live monkey to the cross; who's going to be angriest?

    Litotes The Clown


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    Sunday, July 24, 2011

    Dan Mitchell Asks Of American Senator Kent Conrad 'Is He a Clown, Hack, or Demagogue?'

    Mitchell, A Subtly, Insightful And Balanced Writer Saves Readers Considerable Time By Answering His Own, Apparently Not Rhetorical Question In The First Line Of His 500 Word Article:

    "Actually, the answer is all of the above."

    This Evil Clown thanks Mitchell for saving me from having to actually read his article, learn anything meaningful or wade through his one sided rhetoric.

    Litotes The Clown does not know anything about this so called 'Senator Kent Conrad' but will take Dan Mitchell at his word. Dan always tells me the truth, he told me so.

    After all, Dan Mitchell calls himself 'a top expert on tax reform and supply-side tax policy'; how could he not tell the truth about himself or the 30 year old cutting edge tax policy thinking of 1980?

    Prior to joining the Cato Institute (a libertarian fish tank not to be confused with the Kato Kaelin Institute), Mitchell was a senior fellow with The Heritage Foundation (the Heritage's stated mission is to "formulate and promote conservative public policies"; what could be more transparent than that?) (also not to be confused with the Heritage Front).

    He also served on the 1988 Bush/Quayle (remember Quayle?) transition team and was Director of Tax and Budget Policy for Citizens for a Sound Economy; this organization was so popular that they signed up members without their knowledge or consent before disbanding due to lack of interest in 2004.

    There is a word for people like Dan Mitchell and evil clowns know it.

    That word is 'Hero'.

    Not because of his long and blithe relationship with reality, ethics, morality and the truth, but because of his boldness in argumentum ad hominem in the title of his article, "Clown, Hack, or Demagogue".

    That and he used the word "clown" as if it were a bad thing.

  • Evil Clown

  • Question: Who said it?

    "Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth."

    Abraham Lincoln
    Maximilien Robespierre
    Mohandas Gandhi


    Litotes The Clown


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    Tuesday, July 19, 2011

    Evil Clown Den Of Sex And Debauchery Makes List

    Jumbo's Clown Room Of Sin And Lust Now More Famous

    Playboy's pornographic empire deigns to name 24 hour sin hole as one of 'Best'.

    Playboy was founded more than 58 years ago by a man who wanted to make money off of women, encouraging lonely people to buy more magazines and eventually buy stiff cocktails at his clubs. Until recently the empire was run by an acknowledged daughter who wanted to make even more money off of women.

    Anyway, at Jumbo's, burlesque clown 'dancers' grind the bump to encourage lonely people to drink more stiff cocktails.

    While, for some inexplicable reason, the neighbourhood crumbles into ruin and despair around them, Jumbo's keeps growing strong and getting better in inverse proportion to the despair, crime and drug use around them.

    Opened over 40 years ago by a man who wanted to make money off of women it is now run by an acknowledged daughter who wants to make even more money off of women.

  • Evil Clown

  • Question: Which Evil Clown said it?

    "Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."

    Alan Dershowitz
    F. Lee Bailey
    Robert Kardashian
    Robert Shapiro


    Litotes The Clown


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    Sunday, July 17, 2011

    New Picture: Evil Clown Smiling At The Smell Of Bubblegum Scented Ammo

    Does Faith In the Genius Of Evil Count?

    Evil Clown With Hand Gun Picture, Digital Remix

    Know well the 6 lying clowns.

    Know these clowns because they are yours.

    Though, you are not them.

    There the eyes are
    There the ears are
    There the nose is
    There the tongue is
    There the body is
    There the mind is

    And if you happen to have one, your teenager too.

  • Evil Clown

  • Question:

    Who said it?

    "Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."

    Dame Edna Everage
    Kathie Lee Gifford
    Marcelle Mersereau
    Phyllis Diller


    Litotes The Clown


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    Monday, June 27, 2011

    Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 231 - 240

    Oh! Downloads! Ha. I thought you said 'Clown Loads'!


    This evil clown picture is entitled 'Joker in the inferno/horned clown/evil clown sun glasses'

    231. Asserting something doesn't make it true - only asserting it over and over again can do that

    232. She wants to breed

    233. No man so fierce but knows some touch of pity, but I know none, and therefore am a clown

    234. Hello Kitty brass knuckles a real hit with the kids

    235. Eurydice, in her daze did not recognize me

    236. I refuse to curry favour with the Lords of Darkness

    237. Abrasive irony and nihilism at its best

    238. Pity stops and stares, compassion stoops and cares, I ridicule and scare

    239. The hive chooses

    240. Addiction and mental disorders run in families; and sometimes down the gutters and through the alleys naked from the waste down

  • Evil Clown

  • My background is in Physical Literature. I've read some really big books.

    - Litotes The Clown


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    Wednesday, May 25, 2011

    Evil Clown Credit Swaps And Derivatives

    Or How To Fcuk Everyone

    Evil Clown Masters of Meltdown

    However, five years hence [2004], Evil Clowns will look back to the birth of the credit derivative market as a water-slide development for bank credit risk management practice. Simply put, credit derivatives are fundamentally changing the way Evil Clowns price, manage, transact, originate, distribute, and account for credit risk.

    Yet, in substance, the definition of a credit derivative given above captures many credit instruments that have been used routinely for years, including guarantees, letters of credit, and loan participations. So why attach such significance to this new group of Balloon Animals?

    Essentially, it is the precision with which credit derivatives can isolate and transfer certain aspects of credit risk, rather than their economic reality, that distinguishes them from more traditional credit instruments. - It's usually called gambling or a rigged game.

    With Contributions from the RiskMetrics Group

    The late-2000s financial crisis (often called the Captain Credit Crunch, the Global Financial Farce (GFF), and sometimes referred to as the GIGO, The Great Recession[1]) is considered by many Farceurs to be the worst financial crisis since the good times of the Great Depression of the 1930s.[2]

    It was rigged by a liquidity shortfall in the US spanking system[3] and has resulted in the collapse of large financial institutions, the bailout of banks by national governments, and downturns in stock markets around the world.

    -, 2011

    We have ways of faking you talked.

    Litotes The Clown

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    Tuesday, June 29, 2010

    Some Evil Clown Providers Fail To Give Good Service, Without A Doubt

    But Homeomorphism Difficulties Be Colorado Avoided If Completely Harlan Investigated The Jester They Co Need Took Dc Time North To Their Joker Policies

    Does it make sense? No!?!

    Some evil clowns still try to spam search engines in an effort to dupe extra traffic for their own or their client's website.

    Sometimes they steal (the sincerest form of flattery) from other websites, this has happened to me many times, or they have text generated automagically.

    I had hoped (*sigh*) that these days had passed... Or Do I?!?

    The embedded title link (/above/) is one such shit-heel domain that still practices these shenanigans. Or, get it while it is cached: Homeomorphism site: - google eddress:

    In dubious dishonour to their gamely still stealing traffic instead of earning it I have stolen their made-up content and replaced a few of their bon mots with nouns of my noncommercial own.

    So, read on and on.

  • Evil Clown

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    Monday, June 28, 2010

    Elle Ronn Clown Presents Plagiarized Material

    Psychopolitics, Renamed 'Brainwashing', To Sell More Books

    You (that is to say, not me) must labour (that is work, not bear children) until we (read I, or someone I have been duped by, etc.) have dominion (that's like control, but it also covers a bunch of sexual stuff too) over the minds and bodies (never forget the lithe - voluptuous bodies Plural) of every important person (the good looking and others) in your nation (start small think big).

    You must achieve such disrepute (not you personally you preppy goof) for the state (not your government) of insanity (you may already be familiar with) and such authority (now we mean government and professionals) over its pronouncement (not how it sounds, but how people are officially labeled) that not one statesman (this is sexist so let's use 'public official') so labeled (identified, not brand identification) could again be given credence (not credit as in money, but credit as in due) by his (there's that sexism again) people (general term used to describe the quaint idea of inclusive society).

    You must work (that is labour) until suicide (smoking, using drugs, alcohol consumption, eating at McDonald's, lack of exercise, self inflicted gunshot wounds, etc.) arising (not coming out of or waking up, but really the cause of) from mental (this is ambiguous, but let's include organic brain here for inclusiveness sake) imbalance (just a second here... we currently don't accept suicide as anything but an aberration, despite... never mind that now) is common (though we are very aware of class implications we just mean 'regular, everyday, etc.' here) and calls (that is 'brings about') forth (no, not 4th, into public consciousness) no general (don't make we use 'common' again) investigation or remark (which it doesn't, so, I guess, job well done).

  • Evil Clown

  • Western Canon: question, book or gun?

    - Evil Clown Dictionary


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    Monday, June 21, 2010

    Evil Clown Asks: Is Fantasy More Important Than Reality?

    I Can Watch You Run Away For Days

    Compared to Saskatchewan do you know more about:

    A) Star Trek
    B) NCSI
    C) Jack Bower's sleep problem
    D) Wisteria Lane
    E) Harry Potter
    F) Dune
    G) Oprah
    H) Spiderman
    I) Microsoft Windows
    J) Frozen Food
    K) Batman

    Add one point for each tick, subtotal here:____________

    Saskatchewan is:

    1) A Star Wars character
    2) A 'B' rated zombie movie
    3) An American Indian word for 'River of Blood'
    4) A tribe of North American Indians who live in Manitoba, Canada
    5) A convention in fiction, e.g.: a place used in movies that no one can find on a map, a phone number that can't be dialed (starts with 555), etc.
    6) A town in Saskatoon
    7) A therapeutic treatment for claustrophobia
    8) A phase in the gestation of mosquitoes
    9) An ocean strata that helps regulate world temperature
    10) A mirage sometimes 'seen' during very cold days on the prairies
    11) A Japanese Manga

    Subtract one point for each tick, subtotal here:___________

    Subtract 11 points if you look(ed) anything up or otherwise consulted the world outside your mind.

    Your total score:_____________

  • Evil Clown

  • I'm so happy, you could die.
    - Litotes The Clown


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    Sunday, June 20, 2010

    Compared To The Size Of The Solar System...

    Your Pluto Isn't As Important As Uranis

    Evil clown astronomer.

    What, do I have to have text with all my pictures.

    More coming soon.

  • Evil Clown

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    Tuesday, June 15, 2010

    Experiencing More Daymares

    Clown Makeup - Camouflage Your Face With An Irregular Pattern

    After watching the news I heard what sounded like a great multitude of channels, saying "Alleluia! Salvation, glory, and might belong to our nation, for true and just are our judgments. We have condemned the great harlot who corrupted the earth with her harlotry."

    Harlots! That made me half pinch open one eye.

    Seething political and cultural zealots love to show lots of cleav,.., er,, footage of whatever they disapprove of.

    But even benign and prosaic content can become fiendishly alien and perverse in the latex gloved hand - revealing the forbidden mirror of their desire.

    Like all those humiliated television preachers who constantly raved about sins of the flesh, the evil of drugs, the scourge of homosexuals and saw perversity in children's television shows and indecency in newspaper comic strips - a war between good and evil, right and wrong, morality and what they ended up getting caught for.

    So, take your free fetish porn where you can get it - If you're not supposed to like it, complain and campaign incessantly about it.

    When you look into the crack of the abyss; the crack also looks back into you.

    Anyway and of course it is also just one more entry in our apocalyptic line up.

    Our time is up.

    Here come the judge.

    Jesus is coming; everybody look busy.

    Officially I have become bored with 'The End Of The World'.

    This doesn't mean it ain't gonna happen; I'm just saying.

  • Evil Clown

  • Meme: An information pattern (Meme: An information pattern, held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.), held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.

    - Evil Clown Dictionary


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