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Does it make sense? No!?!

Some evil clowns still try to spam search engines in an effort to dupe extra traffic for their own or their client's website.

Sometimes they steal (the sincerest form of flattery) from other websites, this has happened to me many times, or they have text generated automagically.

I had hoped (*sigh*) that these days had passed... Or Do I?!?

The embedded title link (/above/) is one such shit-heel domain that still practices these shenanigans. Or, get it while it is cached: Homeomorphism site:http://www.dead-tread.com/car-insurance-kansas-city/ - google eddress: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&as_q=Homeomorphism+&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&num=10&lr=&as_filetype=&ft=i&as_sitesearch=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dead-tread.com%2Fcar-insurance-kansas-city%2F&as_qdr=all&as_rights=&as_occt=any&cr=&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&safe=images

In dubious dishonour to their gamely still stealing traffic instead of earning it I have stolen their made-up content and replaced a few of their bon mots with nouns of my noncommercial own.

So, read on and on.

Evil Clown

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Elle Ronn Clown Presents Plagiarized Material

Psychopolitics, Renamed 'Brainwashing', To Sell More Books

You (that is to say, not me) must labour (that is work, not bear children) until we (read I, or someone I have been duped by, etc.) have dominion (that's like control, but it also covers a bunch of sexual stuff too) over the minds and bodies (never forget the lithe - voluptuous bodies Plural) of every important person (the good looking and others) in your nation (start small think big).


You must achieve such disrepute (not you personally you preppy goof) for the state (not your government) of insanity (you may already be familiar with) and such authority (now we mean government and professionals) over its pronouncement (not how it sounds, but how people are officially labeled) that not one statesman (this is sexist so let's use 'public official') so labeled (identified, not brand identification) could again be given credence (not credit as in money, but credit as in due) by his (there's that sexism again) people (general term used to describe the quaint idea of inclusive society).


You must work (that is labour) until suicide (smoking, using drugs, alcohol consumption, eating at McDonald's, lack of exercise, self inflicted gunshot wounds, etc.) arising (not coming out of or waking up, but really the cause of) from mental (this is ambiguous, but let's include organic brain here for inclusiveness sake) imbalance (just a second here... we currently don't accept suicide as anything but an aberration, despite... never mind that now) is common (though we are very aware of class implications we just mean 'regular, everyday, etc.' here) and calls (that is 'brings about') forth (no, not 4th, into public consciousness) no general (don't make we use 'common' again) investigation or remark (which it doesn't, so, I guess, job well done).

Evil Clown

Western Canon: question, book or gun?

- Evil Clown Dictionary

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Evil Clown Asks: Is Fantasy More Important Than Reality?

I Can Watch You Run Away For Days



Compared to Saskatchewan do you know more about:

A) Star Trek
B) NCSI
C) Jack Bower's sleep problem
D) Wisteria Lane
E) Harry Potter
F) Dune
G) Oprah
H) Spiderman
I) Microsoft Windows
J) Frozen Food
K) Batman

Add one point for each tick, subtotal here:____________


Saskatchewan is:

1) A Star Wars character
2) A 'B' rated zombie movie
3) An American Indian word for 'River of Blood'
4) A tribe of North American Indians who live in Manitoba, Canada
5) A convention in fiction, e.g.: a place used in movies that no one can find on a map, a phone number that can't be dialed (starts with 555), etc.
6) A town in Saskatoon
7) A therapeutic treatment for claustrophobia
8) A phase in the gestation of mosquitoes
9) An ocean strata that helps regulate world temperature
10) A mirage sometimes 'seen' during very cold days on the prairies
11) A Japanese Manga

Subtract one point for each tick, subtotal here:___________

Subtract 11 points if you look(ed) anything up or otherwise consulted the world outside your mind.

Your total score:_____________

Evil Clown

I'm so happy, you could die.
- Litotes The Clown


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Compared To The Size Of The Solar System...

Your Pluto Isn't As Important As Uranis

Evil clown astronomer.

What, do I have to have text with all my pictures.


More coming soon.

Evil Clown

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Experiencing More Daymares

Clown Makeup - Camouflage Your Face With An Irregular Pattern



After watching the news I heard what sounded like a great multitude of channels, saying "Alleluia! Salvation, glory, and might belong to our nation, for true and just are our judgments. We have condemned the great harlot who corrupted the earth with her harlotry."

Harlots! That made me half pinch open one eye.

Seething political and cultural zealots love to show lots of cleav,.., er,, footage of whatever they disapprove of.

But even benign and prosaic content can become fiendishly alien and perverse in the latex gloved hand - revealing the forbidden mirror of their desire.

Like all those humiliated television preachers who constantly raved about sins of the flesh, the evil of drugs, the scourge of homosexuals and saw perversity in children's television shows and indecency in newspaper comic strips - a war between good and evil, right and wrong, morality and what they ended up getting caught for.

So, take your free fetish porn where you can get it - If you're not supposed to like it, complain and campaign incessantly about it.

When you look into the crack of the abyss; the crack also looks back into you.

Anyway and of course it is also just one more entry in our apocalyptic line up.

Our time is up.

Here come the judge.

Jesus is coming; everybody look busy.

Officially I have become bored with 'The End Of The World'.

This doesn't mean it ain't gonna happen; I'm just saying.

Evil Clown

Meme: An information pattern (Meme: An information pattern, held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.), held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.

- Evil Clown Dictionary

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My Evil Clowning Technique Is Unstoppable

For The Children



Litotes: "That coward."

Accountant #3: "Our CEO is not a coward!"

Litotes: "Ha ha ha, where is he then, swapping fart jokes at the water cooler?"

Assistant Support Manager (quietly): "Looks like the 3 of us will have to fight on our own. We'll go with the plan we discussed. Got it?"

Temp Receptionist: "Y..yeah. First I distract him as much as I can."

Accountant #3: "I'll look for an opening and grab hold."

Assistant Support Manager: "Then I hit him with everything I have!"

Accountant #3: "Right! Don't fcuk up!"

Temp Receptionist: "Shouldn't we call security or something?"

Litotes: "What are you muttering about? It's no use. What can the likes of you do?"

Accountant #3: "We'll show you right now!"

Litotes smiles and starts to slowly move towards them.

Assistant Support Manager (Temp Receptionist): "Hurry! Now! Flash him your man boobs!"

Temp Receptionist: "Alright. Here I go!"

Litotes flashes a picture: "That gets attached to your profile... Now you'll never get full time or dental - ever!"

Accountant #3 dives in: "I've got him! Oh, he's gooey and slippery! Hurry!"

Assistant Support Manager begins to run at Litotes screaming: "AAaaaahhh!"

Temp Receptionist: "Alright!"

Litotes smiles and drops his elbow into Accountant #3's head.

Temp Receptionist: "N..no way!"

Litotes: "My evil clowning technique is unstoppable! Now I will show you some real man boob"

Temp Receptionist: "No... don't!"

Litotes grabs Accountant #3's shirt as he begins to fall.

Temp Receptionist faints.

Assistant Support Manager stops dead in his tracks: "You still have to tell us about your dragonballs."

Litotes: "This isn't what you expected is it?! Did you think I'd let My weakness stay weak forever?"

Assistant Support Manager: "But what about the dragonballs!?"

Litotes pointing down: "Your shoe is untied? And you call yourself professional!"

Assistant Support Manager half looks down... too late.

Litotes (internal monologue: "I'll show you dragonballs!) left spritzer - right cross - kick to the dragonballs.

Litotes: "Too bad. This planet's strongest fighter is reduced to this with one hit."

Temp Receptionist coming around: "I can't take it anymore! I'm going to save myself!"

Assistant Support Manager voice choked and strangled: "Don't be stupid! If you go now, you'll be killed!"

Temp Receptionist: "I don't care! You haven't given me medical or a break, I'm leaving you here to die! Please sign my time card?"

Accountant #3: "Wait Calm down!"

Temp Receptionist: "Let me go Da! Let me go! I'm going! Da! I'm going! I'm going! I'll sign it myself!"

Accountant #3: "You'll be killed!"

Assistant Support Manager: "We believe in you. We know you're going to save this planet!"

Temp Receptionist fleeing to cross-over stairwell: "Not without medical I'm not!"

Accountant #3: "I'm never going to sign your time card! And I'm going to phone your agency too! The clown is right, you're never going to break out of temping you little whore!"

Litotes laughing kicks Assistant Support Manager in the gut again: "Too bad, I would like to have played with him a little more! Hey now - don't you wear out yet. Let me play a little longer."

Assistant Support Manager slowly gets up and coughs. He then puts his arm to his chin wiping away blood and seltzer: "That's it! I'll show you my best move!"

Litotes smiles: "Oh really? And would you be surprised if I already know what it is? Curious at all?"

Assistant Support Manager comes running forward screaming: "AAAaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

Litotes stands calmly with a beatific smile under his pancake make-up.

Assistant Support Manager at the last possible moment arcs an office PBX, multifunction, VOIP capable, feature-rich standalone solution with 24 memory buttons telephone with handsfree option by it's cord towards the clown's head: "Have you tried REBOOTING!"

Litotes side steps and the phone crunches into the head of Accountant #3: "What a useless technique."

Assistant Support Manager stun turning to horror: "No... no, NO!"

Litotes removes the phone from Accountant #3 who slumps dull eyed and mutely over: "Why do you think I show up in person? I'd never let a ragamuffin like you put me on hold for hours! Ha ha ah!"

- Fin -

Evil Clown

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