Monday, January 21, 2008

The Mock Is Ticking

He's tried to escape it. He's tried to silence it. But for Litotes The Clown... the circus muzak never dies.


Books are dead things
With a potency of life in them
As active as those bastard progeny
Of that Evil Clown whose seed they are

Nay they do preserve as in a vile
That purest efficacy and extraction
Of that frightful living intellect that bred them

For, as good as it feels to kill a man; It is far better to kill a book..

The Clown who kills a man kills but a reasonable creature
Nothing but God's image
But the Evil Clown who destroys a good book, kills reason itself
Kills God, as it were, in the eye

Give great and effusive praise to fugitive and cloistered virtue
Unexercised and unbreathed, that never sallies out
And sees her adversary, but slinks out of the race, “Thanks Sally”
Where that immortal garland is to be run for, not without dust and heat

- With Apologetics to Mr John Milton

  • Evil Clown


  • Image retribution: evil clown, stick your neck out, Litotes The Clown Audience Ink on paper.

    Please, do not express sympathy to the 'help'.
    - Litotes The Clown

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    Wednesday, January 16, 2008

    Evil Clown Being and Nothingness

    Elucidations on Being An Evil Clown, 201 - 210

    Reasons:

    201. When I look into your heart I see a slick red distorted image of me and the kerosene lantern

    202. No place is safe, only safer

    203. There is no human nutrient which cannot be obtained from plants - which means you will be cheap to fatten up

    204. One finger for God; one finger for the Devil

    205. I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord - In the Air Tonight, Phil Collins, Face Value

    206. You're all in this together

    207. Does Evil exist? To state with certainty that there is no Evil, a Clown has to ignore the passion of an enormously vast number of people who are convinced that there is Evil, and my helper: Silly Billy Baseball Bat

    208. Co-workers can't make you cry, but it's fun to pretend to cry... and then morph it into a blood curdling laugh

    209. Moral dilemmas: funny, funny stuff

    210. Evil Clowns truly love children (of all ages)



    The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.
    - Bertrand Russell

  • Evil Clown

  • I doubt certainty.
    - Litotes The Clown

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    Friday, January 04, 2008

    Kolobathristes The Evil Clown; Fear Transmuted

    Oh fcuk, what is that clown is doing?

    Coulrophobia senses the shadowy outré world of the clown. The baleful and eerie procession of thoughts and images that flicker beneath the veneer.

    Watching a clown is like watching a child tear apart a puppy. Only, you know, with an adult body, grotesque grease paint, tittering and without boundaries.

    They invade our boundaries because these evil clowns don't sense them, don't know them, don't have them... 'Taboo' is an inconceivable word from a cryptic alien language.

    And that smile, the same smile that a little child exhibits frying ants and pulling apart insects.

    Is it only a coincidence that we associate evil clowns with the supernatural or at least incomprehensibly monstrous?

    When a clown approaches you, does the hair rise on the back of your neck? Your spine shiver? Your arms dimple?

    Maybe coulrophobia should not be defined as an irrational fear of clowns.

    Maybe coulrophobia should not even be redefined as a rational fear of evil clowns.

    Maybe coulrophobia isn't a fear at all, but a true and protective psychic ability that others are too obtuse to sense and too quick to write off as the defect of a disturbed mind.

    But really, you know. And the clown knows you know.

  • Evil Clown


  • Image:

    Evil Clown Coulrophobia, Ink on Paper, Portrait

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    Thursday, January 03, 2008

    How Did It Come To Pass? The Birth Of This Neo-Freedom, They Shall Ask

    For the lamb hath eaten the wolf; and an Evil Clown has lead them.


    Do you believe that the sycophantic and reactionary media compounds plebeian relativism which continues to harden the arrogant neo-cynicism and relativistic worldview that undermines the slave values of morality and ethics that are hierarchy and the basis of our society?

    God Bless the true unstrung heroes in our world, the evil clowns behind:

    • Corporate theft, murder and piracy
    • Government incompetence
    • The move from bureaucracy to Apparatchik
    • Political corruption
    • Institutional failure and mass scandals of every kind

    The works of these evil clowns are the things that will drive people to be free - Not Heroes.

    Just as the mass firings of a previous generation made the next impervious to discredited ideals of 'corporate loyalty', so the current round of insatiate narcissistic amorality among 'elites' is not the end of anything, but the possible birth of a new weird and here-to-for preternatural freedom.

    These days are the inoculations and mutations of evil evil clowns.

  • Evil Clown

  • Non Babe, dis is not thumb puppetry, my thumbs are not that big

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