Evil Clown Post Without Drawing

Reasons To Be An Evil Clown - getting close to 100 - don't forget to vote on your favourites.

71. Multiple choice reality

72. Piracy is the sincerest form of flattery

73. All other cries for help went unanswered

74. The "Yuppie Nuremberg Defense"

75. Cognitive liberty

76. The Necessity of Regime change

77. Ecclesiastes 8:8

78. Lack of qualifications actually a plus these days

79. Funhouse mirror makes me look good

80. Denial, denial, denial



“My boss is a Jewish carpenter, no really.”

Evil Clown

We live in a world where the fear of illusion is real.
- Tea Party


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What Do Evil Clowns Dream About??

Last Night I Dreamt About The Final Conflict Between Vampires And Robots At The End Of Humanity.

Evil Clown Appropriation Rider: And I should not be confused with reality itself.

Facile cognitive mapping is all that constitutes a tiny maquette of your undisciplined urges. The disease of your desire must be met by the iron will of order. Its cold purpose is to annihilate all longing.

The plague of emotion is a bacteria that is transmitted when bodies are pressed together.

It is evil.

It is increased by fear.

In the end it will sunder all proscriptions and challenge death herself.

Discipline, mixed with hate, tempered with analysis. Removed from the abrasion of time passing.

Remote, numb, masterful, resisting or better, insensible, to the frenzied press of figures, unmasked identities, mingling fluids and abandoning prohibitions in a festive cauldron of dream.

I await with scintillation the final destruction of your ego.

Evil Clown

i write the sins that make the whole world sing

- Litotes The Clown

Your cell phone is a prison you pay for.

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Evil Evil Clown Lists Them All

A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity ~ Sigmund the Clown

When you can't sleep write me a list of reasons to be an evil clown:

61. Strange Attractors

62. Dick, Philip K.

63. Excess is a journey, not a destination

64. Everyone needs to feel recognized and appreciated, so we can get more work out of you

65. A touch of attitude makes a huge difference

66. People without imagination are as brave as hell

67. The road to recognizing your true nature, it's discovering secret power and magic and menace which were always lurking in the corner of your little mind

68. Need to laugh at the President, all Presidents

69. The mind, once stretched by the horrible truth, can never settle back into its original shape

70. The weight and pressure of trying to win one too many customer service awards


Image: Art Inappropriation Devours Pop Culture Reference, Copycamp Stalag 13

Evil Clown

My contrast creates your virtue.
- Litotes The Clown

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Overt Leadership Eschewed By Evil Rioting Clowns

Throwing A Brick Never Felt So Damn Good

Evil Clownish Sketch: The Man Who Was Thursday


Excuses for being an evil clown:

51. Too far West is East

52. Clown Rioting - The Unbeatable High

53. Boredom now or hell later?

54. I, simply, am not, true?

55. Business Is Business

56. The evil was there waiting

57. Reasons? There are no reasons

58. Lately, I have been filled with the knowledge that the killer will strike again...

59. CIA campaign to smear and discredit me worked too well

60. Evilution



Terror, fear, horror, phobia, psychic shock and catatonia in the face of evil clowns is a bloody violent birth by the unconscious mind in a bid to protect itself from a real danger - who but an evil clown would try to 'cure' you of such a thing?

- Litotes The Clown

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Clown Trauma And Reinterpretation

A Multiple Choice Past Is Only One Of The Side Benefits

Finished A Scanner Darkly, and am looking forward to the dvd - I haven't seen it listed in the theatres?

I am now getting deeply into Glamorama.

Over the weekend I saw The Prestige.

For some reason I am attracted to material that plays with reality, creates reality and deconstructs illusion, that makes me stumble in the murkie depths of my uncertain mind.

Is it good for me if it makes me feel woozie?

I suspect not.

Trying to get away from reality and trying to get a grasp on it are two sides of the same low denomination coin.

Hope all is going swimmingly with you - remember, to find 'up', just follow the thought bubbles.

Evil Clown

Real clowns love Jesus, but wait for marriage.

Prop Art above:

The Museum Of Bad Art (MOBA) is the world's only museum dedicated to the collection, preservation, exhibition and celebration of bad art in all its forms.

PORTRAITURE #11
Jerez the Clown
Acrylic on canvas by Higgins
Acquired from Todd Farm Flea Market by Scott Wilson

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