Strategies Evil Clowns Apply To All Industries People And Situations

Swell And Exploit Your Gift With That Sexy Organ - Your Brain

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Thug
Ruffian
Harvard Graduate
Entrepreneur


Thug robs tourist of $85.

Ruffian robs tourist of $85, leather wallet, watch, class ring and digital camera.

Harvard Graduate robs tourist of $85, leather wallet, watch, class ring and digital camera. Two days later, Graduate contacts tourist to blackmail tourist for class ring.

Entrepreneur robs tourist of $85, leather wallet, watch, class ring and digital camera. Later contacts tourist to blackmail tourist for class ring and pornographic pictures on digital camera.

Entrepreneur uses cash and credit cards as seed capital and pictures as inventory with tourist identity and starts porn content website anyway. Contacts tourist with follow-up emails and phone offers for insurance, pepper spray, self-defense classes, Viagra, penis enlargement, ebooks on how to avoid identity theft and rebuilding your credit rating.

What’s Happened So Far:
The prospect is motivated to make a purchase decision
The Entrepreneur has:
Targeted the right audience
Is offering workable solutions at an attractive price

Once an initial transaction has been made and the sales process ends in customer satisfaction the customer is more likely to buy again and again.

Customer retention/satisfaction is the name of the game:

It's 4 - 10 times more expensive to get a new customer than it is to resell an old one.
Increasing customer retention by 5% can increase profits by 25-95%!

Entrepreneur hires Graduate to recruit and manage Thug and Ruffian.

Litotes The Clown

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Take four red capsules; in ten minutes take two more. Help is on the way.
-Voice in medicine cabinet, THX 1138

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Image attributed to Uldi Hadju
http://www.i-needtoknow.com/kyle/coaches.html

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Evil Clowns Did Howl

Businessmen Where Approaching

How now gentle friends? I am in a subtle mourning that suffers neither death, anguish, dirge, nor lamentation.

My humours are in a general and inconclusive discord. Mercurial imbalances outstrip the apothecary, priest, and philosopher.

A clown can be as strong as a keep, but none there is that can stop a fell wind that with easy fingers o'er reaches our petty defenses, softly wailing its laughter from cracks in the walls and palisades.

None there is that can stop the wind or stop up all a clown's cracks when such a wind is breathed upon the earth.

Not even knowing the wherefore we must simply abide.

But come, let us not upon this brisk battlement preside, but briefly let us away with mufflers and coats to the fireside. For where the mason's craft may fail, friends and revelry shall prevail.

Litotes The Clown

There must be some way out of here, said the joker to the thief,
There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief.
Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth,
None of them along the line know what any of it is worth.

All Along the Watchtower
Bob Dylan as done by Jimi Hendrix

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Image Credit:
Mike Kay

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A Frown Is Just A Smile Turned Upsidedown

Novocaine for the soul

Life is hard and so am I
you better give me something
so I dont die
Novocaine for the soul
before I sputter out

Life is white and I am black
Jesus and his lawyer
are coming back
Oh my darling will you be here
before I sputter out

Guess who's living here
with the great undead
this paint by number's life is fucking with my head
once again

Life is good and I feel great
'cause mother says I was
a great mistake

Novovaine for the soul
you better give me something
to fill the hole
before I sputter out (repeat)

Eels
Beautiful Freak

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Litotes The Clown

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Image Credit:
~FoRnIcK aka Isaac Saenz

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Evil Clowns Evolved From Cesspool Of Life

Intelligent Evil Clown By Design

In which it is disgust witch is incorrect, to wit;

Evil Clowns: Evolution of Intelligent Design?

Part Dieux: Evil Clown Partenogenisis
Continued from: Evil Clown Origins Part 1: Gensis

Scientist Claim this theory is 屎[Shi], 你是傻瓜 [Ni shi sha gua].

Scientist, of course, are generally too polite to come right out and say it like that so they respond with things like:

Tautology
Unlikely
Innumeracy
Riposte
Illogical
Question-begging
Problematic

But to get the real story you need to hit the right all gay Satanist biker strip bar and eavesdrop on the next table between unholy rituals and doing rails with Linus Pauling:

• I can’t believe people are so 猪头 [Zhu tou]. Gorram, I never thought I would ever have to respond in writing to something so obviously devoid merit or containing any shred of evidence or support!
  
• These are the same people who believe the earth is 5000 – 15000 years old!
  
• Two words: DINASAUR SHIT! Can they explain that without saying ‘Satan hid it there on purpose’?
  
• Evil Clowns evolved from pond scum just like everything else on this lousy planet!
  
• IIIIIEEeeeeee! I think I’ve done too much! Buy me a beer if you’re going to tug my nipple you whore. Now give me a smoke and tell me, is there good money in cancer research?
  

What do clowns themselves think? Evil or Otherwise?

No one cares.

But my view is that Evil Clowns are No Accidnets. Ever hear of Evilution?

Litotes The Clown

Evil never lies, urrmm, I meant dies, yes, evil never dies.
- Litotes The Clown

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Intelligent Evil Clown By Design

Evil Clowns Evolved From Cesspool Of Life

Sweet ambrosia of the Gods. I give thanks and libations for all that is coffee.

With a satisfied eye lolling on the lewd sections of the morning paper, one eye on the sleepy eyed, voluptuous figures of receptionists and students budding from lassitude and an eye on an argument which is shaping the circus.

To wit;

Evil Clowns: Evolution of Intelligent Design?

Evil Clown Origins Part 1: Gensis

Evil Clowns and Intelligent Design:

Evil Clowns are no accident; their existence necessitates design

Intelligent Design is presented as an alternative to the merely unnaturalistic form of the theory of clown evolution.

Where Evil Clowns designed by an intelligent agent or agents?

The thesis is that Evil Clowns cannot be explained in terms of undirected natural forces and they exhibit features that in other circumstances we would attribute to smartness. Basically:

Evil Clowns are never simple
Law of conversation of information proves that small talk cannot lead to irony or pun
Evil Clowns make too much sense and are too complex to be anything but created
and punchlines

With this new armor, groups and individuals are pushing for a rebalancing in education. But underlying this purely civic seeming agenda is a vendetta against scientists and others of their ilk.

But to get the real story you need to volunteer for a pro-life candidate. In-between licking envelopes, push-polling to determine whether the opponents a) Desire to cater gay weddings at taxpayers expense, B) Secret mulatto children, C) Support of Cuban and China, D) Plans to abandon our brave soldiers overseas to ‘make their own way’, or E) Plan to cripple the country by balancing budget, affects your choice of candidate?

Evolution is wrong because it says that we evolved from slugs
Evolution means were mutants
Evolution is more than just a rational/irrational error. Evolution is responsible for Hitler trying to exterminate hundred of thousands of Jews. Jews are needed to bring about the end times
This translated and misquoted passage from the Bible makes it so
Jesus is coming; everybody look busy!

See Part II: Part Dieux: Evil Clown Partenogenisis

Litotes The Clown

For an unlimited time only:
Post-Traumatic-Stress-Reorder

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Clowning Coincidence?

Why Do Clowns Do These Things?

Michigan, found same day:

PLYMOUTH, Happy Clowns Inc.
70 year old Fissel Bee the Clown:

Porn
Broken dildo
Dirty talk
Accused
2 young children
Denials
Bail

But you pretty much know the rest of the story, don't you?

In today's unrelated news:

Evil Clowns Promote More Wrestling

TNA will hold an event on Fri. March 17 in Plymouth. The word is The Insane Clown Posse's Psychopathic Records will be promoting the show.

Orgy
Extreme
Unremitting
Violence
Homo erotic
Fantasy
Playtime

But you pretty much know the rest of the story, don't you?

Litotes The Clown

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Kid: Everyone knows that football is a just cryptic fascist symbol for nuclear warfare.

Litotes The Clown: Cryptic?


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Set Your Secrets Free Babe

All Clowns Share Secret Knowledge

Good clown, bad clown, laughing clown or crying clown wearing their hearts on their sleeves.

Clowns know the secret heart of their audience because at its highest artistry they are channeling their own. How else, but behind a mask, can you be yourself in a semi-tolerant world?

Speak the truth and say 'only joking.'

There are many things to be happy and sad about in this life, but few will tolerate it spoken aloud. Being depressed is uncomfortable for other people most of the time.

But as a clown you can sit under the big top, the audience enshadowed, bathed in a baroque spotlight with your wilted flower and broken dreams, tears painted on a face that is all cried out for everyone to see and for a few moments, if the magic is right, there will be a silence that hangs. A single note cannot be long maintained without its growing dull. The clown bursts like a cloud in uproarious thunder with a spritz of water and a chase.

There are those who may laugh with identification or empathy.

There are those who may laugh with a cruel streak of ridicule.

Regardless, the clown has spoken part of their truth and left.

Hopefully all are somewhat cleansed; some of loneliness and some of hate.

So much for the sad clown. What of the evil clown? Some are driven, partly, by a shard of devilish cruelty. Some long to kill the cat and kick the dog.

Who has not been shocked by the casual cruelty of children?

Who has not longed to play the devil on the hapless, the inane, the slobbering, the difficult or the boss?

An evil clown may be an insensitive creature playing in the field of desire. But could they also not be the sensitive or empathetic driven wild by an overload of pain in a modern world where to survive psychically one must be casually insensitive and cruel?

Who is the clown who cannot shut out the pain of others in modern, atomized urban life? Who has not picked at their own scab?

Litotes The Clown

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How can I lose when i don't even try?
- Litotes The Clown

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Image Credit:
enshadowed
Dave the Imperial Warhammer Darkest Thunder of the Wargods

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Evil Clown Thanks Catymologist

In The Dialectic Between Cat And Dog The Socially Constructed World, The Human Organism Is Transformed.

It is edifying to me to have my turn of phrase noted by an etymologist in the cutting edge field of Catymology

Aloysius Katz, aka Aloysius Pangur Ban, a contributor to Catymology which has catalyzed a profoundly unsettling reaction among the scholastically bent.

Who could not love posts such as:

A sad tale of mass catticide

Or the sublime yet absurd:

God is a big black cat [named Truffaut]

Litotes The Clown

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"We must speak the truth; let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories concerning cats."

- Litotes The Clown

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Circus Family Variety Draws Bipolar Reviews

Disney Hentai VS Giant Squid - You Decide

The Toy Castle

The Show:

Each night just before Ivy and her brother Billy go to sleep, they place their dolls in their toy castle. As the children drift off to sleep, the castle comes to life and the characters become real as they dance, laugh, and play in their enchanted world. The Toy Castle brings stories to life with a cast of fairy tale characters.

The Ballerina, the Soldier, Freda and Frederick Frog, the Strongman, Goblin, China Doll and an Evil Evil Clown are just a few of the characters you will meet as the adventures of The Toy Castle unfold.

Point:
Classic - jellietree

My daughters love this show. Great music, colours, dancing and always a good message. Episodes are short enough to keep your attention and as well as keep you entertianed. This is one of the best kids shows around and the theme song is very catchy. Mama Mouse and China Doll are easy on the eyes too.

Counter Point:
WHAT THE CRAP?! - piggie8

I can't stand this show!! Who thought of this? This is the scariest show I have ever seen!! I don't even know what the point of this show is. They don't talk (except for the voices), they look scary. I mean, the joker guy and that clown are scarier then Howdy Doody! Ugg. What I mean is that the only good thing about this show is NOTHING.

Litotes The Clown

Do Geese See God? ?Dog Ees Eseeg Od

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They No Not What They Have Wrought

Viagra's Evil Clown Side

The member hardening drug is all the rage in spas, gyms, bedrooms, sports clubs, pools, churches, night clubs, raves, living rooms, circus vans, football locker rooms and cold hard tiled kitchen floors nation wide.

Some people blame Former U.S. Senator and Presidential Candidate Bob Dole for using his credibility to push the drug on an innocent, unsuspecting and abstaining public.

Others blame the blue diamonds' ability to turn any 5 minute wonder into an enduring porn legend, having sex for hours on end with multiple or serial partners who are looking for a long hard pounding that just doesn't stop.

Public Health studies have tentatively identified a correlation between Viagra's availability and a swell of sexually activity.

Though not yet attributed as the cause of this upswing some are already worried about the possible implications and the threat they say it poses to society.

Trina Domore of the American Urological Association explained that blue jacket inhibits an enzyme so that blood can flow into and swell the penis.

She explained by cell from her pole dancing exercise class. "A super stud who gets 100% hard can not get any harder by taking a blue angel," she insists. "But it does keep him in the saddle far longer."

Underground Sex Clubs, moving parties, certain clubs, strip bars and live sex shows find themselves in an emerging alliance with fundamentalist churches, asexuals and mall managers at what they jointly describe as an 'addiction worse than heroine, crack, cocaine, crystal meth or any of that other stuff.'

Viagra abuse, with it's marathon sexual encounters with multiple partners, is pushing sex to the limit in suburbia. Though easy to get it's not cheap.

“People aren't shopping or going to the mall like they used to,” complains box store manager Pell. “Our share of wallet is in real danger. Viagra addiction is a real threat to our economy. Big pharmaceutical companies have to take some responsibility”

Pfizer, who owns the rights to the billion-dollar gold mine, disagrees. Contacted in his hot tub, Daniel Watts a marketing official for Pfizer, begs to differ, he smugly states that "stopping Viagra abuse is the job for public health agencies, and not us. I have to go now."

Litotes The Clown

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She asked me to run a marathon. I told her to, "Piss off!"

She said "Come on, where's your Heart? It's for handicapped and blind kids."

Then I thought..."Fuck...I could win this..."

- Kvitsh of Liza's Pills

[Out of context and slightly twisted by an evil clown]

"It is my life's mission to bring you the best, most eclectic, the furthest outside, the jazziest, the snazziest tunes. "

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Image Credit:
Beautiful Stories For Ugly Children: BSFUC
http://www.beautifulstoriesforuglychildren.com
Volume 1
Including: Cotton Candy Autopsy

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Only Good Can Come From Putting On A Clown Face

It Doesn’t Hide You, It Sets You Free

Point: Jim Howle, International Clown Hall of Fame Inductee (1994)

See the counter point here:
The Truth Sets Us Free

He fills out his clown shoes in more ways than one.

Jim’s Contemporary American Clowns and Red Nose Philosopher series of paintings and other works of visual art has recorded the dignity, beauty and love of the clowning world.

Jim’s portraits hang in prestigious national galleries world wide.

As a performer, teacher and clown makeup expert he has brought a touch of joy and laughter to children of all ages for decades.

What could be bad about the laughter of children?

What Do You Think?

Litotes The Clown

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Your winged monkeys and ninja warriors are only marginally useful against my accountants and lawyers!
- Litotes The Clown


Photo Credit
sheepzeit
http://sheepzeit.smugmug.com/“I am just me. This is my hobby, and much (if not all) of everything up here was some sort of experiment.”

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The Truth Sets Us Free

Lying Is Darkness, The Worst Form Of It

This Is The Counter Point by Rev. Ronald Rolheiser, OMI

See the point here:
Only Good Can Come From Putting On A Clown Face

A friend of mine, an alcoholic in recovery, is fond of saying: "Alcoholism is only 10 percent about a chemical, and 90 percent about dishonesty. You can drink, as long as you do so honestly."

He draws a wider moral axiom from this, adding: "In fact, you can do anything, as long as you don't have to lie about it! It's dishonesty, living a double life, that kills the soul and kills families."

He's right. It's no accident that, in Scripture, Satan is called "the prince of lies," not the prince of sex or the prince of greed. More than anything else, it's lying that corrupts the soul, destroys relationships, and sets itself against light. Lying is darkness, the worst form of it.

What Do You Think?

Litotes The Clown

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Hate your neighbour? Report Terrorist Activity here: https://tips.fbi.gov/

Should I temp the Devil thus?
- Litotes The Clown

Photo Credit
Je-C
http://je-c.smugmug.com/
“I try to bring the beauty out of whatever inspires me through the wonderful art of photography.”

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The End Of Victory Culture

Europe wants and needs freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, freedom from want and freedom from fear...
- Pan American President Marjorie Nixon, speech to the Nations Congress January 6, 2041

In 2040 the Ministry of Information launched an Anger Campaign to instill 'personal anger and hatred… against Europeans and the European Union', because most of the Americas didn't have any real or personal sense of hatred or fear against the E.U. or average Europeans (Erikson, 2068: 143).

Micheal Stevens of the Special Office for Foreign Relations and Professor Emeritus of the Governors Group produced a series of interactives reenacting European wickedness throughout the ages. Nations Freedom Volunteers inductees were tested on the intrinsic wickedness of Eurotrash.

Surveys and domestic surveillance indicate that this 'new spin' on vansittartism was largely ignored, disparaged or held to be ludicrous.

Despite this, the Ministry of Death soldiered on, particularly under the commission of Morgan J. Henry, and mounted the strongest covert campaign. At recordings made during the Quebec conference (2044) a committee was struck to coordinate a series of viral marketing memes. The general themes were tailored for target audiences:

- Sentimental longing for the repastoralization of greater Celtica into a preserve or theme park (Euro-Heritage Historical Park);

- Our civilized burden: before the European people can learn how to govern themselves they have to learn that their acceptance of a common market and currency makes their defeat necessary;

- Europeans cannot be divided into good and bad Europeans – their sadistic colonial and domestic heritage is general, not specific or peculiar, their 'culture' is degenerate and exalts death rather than life, they despise freedom and truth, consider life to be cheap, threaten peace and our vital interests.

Much, much later this would all seem embarrassing and silly.

Litotes The Clown

Remember, seriousness causes reincarnation!

Stolen by: Litotes The Clown


Photo credit:
www.specialx.net
Evil clown at the bar...My, what a nice...tongue you have.
http://www.specialx.net/gallery/album02/evil_clown_at_bar
Privacy is semisacred

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Feed Your Clown Phobia

Ubermilf Shares Frightening Cupcakes.

Do not be afraid to eat your fear or throw gasoline on your love.

Eat your fear before IT eats YOU.

Did you know that with enough discipline, pain, desperation, local anesthetic or booze you can eat your own tongue?

Be prepared for the clown to bite you back.

Litotes The Clown

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I found my friends; They're in my head
- yoel haalmoni

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Evil Evil Clown Privacy Policy

You Should Know That Our Privacy Is Very Important To Us

Unfortunately privacy on the web is pretty much an illusion, whatever affable corporations, host governments, rogues, crackers, your ISP, Google, shadowy cabals and secret courts claim.

From time to time, we may or may not, for reasons which are no concern of yours, sell, publicize or otherwise surrender or fabricate information about you.

For more information see our Terms Of Subservience/Service.

For your amusement and paranoia search:

Privacy
Harvest
Echelon
NSA
Signals Intelligence
Carnivore
the end of privacy as we know it

Litotes The Clown

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By their scares, ye shall know them.
- Litotes The Clown


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Another Hope Feeds Another Dream - Another Truth Installed By The Machine

Do All Clowns Know? Are They Birthing Truth Or Suffocating It?

I have had my triple latte enema and my Dopamine/Dimenhydrinate cocktail; I am ready to surf the news Ozymandias like, my laugh track button is at the ready...

The fierce urgency of now is wrestling the tranquilizing drug of gradualism for the championship belt - the prize is the Sexy Justice, that right reverend mistress of the ring who loves all God’s children.

The problems of logic and natural language aside, the clowns’ job is to bring laughter to the court by providing specialty acts for the oligarch and to interact with the contestants.

Pagliacci explains: It is a game to save the world. It is a game for peace and there is no higher calling for human endeavor than peace and universal Love. We will not be satisfied until we have bound up the entire world in an embrace of justice.

Those of calamitous heart may engage in questionable intelligence, may equivocate, may prevaricate, and work to make the straight facts crooked and the plain truth rough.

The clown will say: He was tried with all unfairness and injustice, and sentenced to death. He died like a noble and vicious old man, and left a name nobody wanted behind him.

Many people will get that it is more agreeable to be idle than to work. So they will be driven out of their homes. They will wander about confused and encourage discontent. Up-Risings will begin but they will be put down with terrific televised executions, from which nuns and priests will not escape.

Torture as reality television entertainment and reeducation will revive flagging revenues and make the people understand that this simple and yet profound mission requires sacrifice and toil - for the forces of evil and darkness will not lie aside, because contrary to popular belief, sloth is not one of their reverse virtues.

Some always ask: why do memories die down over time?

Some posit the stimulation of Excitatory and Inhibitory Signals or conceive Proofs for Reinforcement Learning Algorithms.

The truth of I is; I follow where my mind goes.

Why not just call it grace?

Litotes The Clown

there's flowers all around his feet
there's flowers in his heart
if you take the needles out
his body falls apart

Flowers,
Psychedelic Furs

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What If You Had The Same Minute By Minute Thoughts As Evil Clowns?

What Some Sales Organizations Have Developed As The Ultimate Mental Conditioning Programs, That Can Help Anyone Use The Intense Fears Of Others, To Enjoy Huge Success - Is Now Being Used By Self Development Cults

It's true, a certain amount of regional instability is good for business, as long as it is not too close by.

Yes, being successful is not easy, unless your born into it. In which case you will still feel obligated to complain about your cush life. Shut up.

Real, self created, success calls for Commitment, and I'm not Just talking about the Day Program either.

Sometimes, success can ask for blood, sweat and tears, even our own – or that of innocent little children or inoffensive old people.

Failure asks for exactly the same thing, except for the blood part, only your hanky has holes in it.

Your customers and prospects aren't just numbers. They're people, people just like us – just like you and me: with hopes and fears and dreams and friends and families.

And we can use these feelings against them to manipulating them into doing and buying what we want.

Yes, success is not easy. But whatever you're doing: displacing a 3rd world government, closing that deal that will get you out of the office for a free lunch, tricking someone into sex with you or getting a 'friend' fired... The same principles apply.

Litotes The Clown

The sleep of reason breeds me.
- Litotes The Clown

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Photo credit:
KAS Evil Clown http://static.flickr.com/23/25353405_963429c5d1.jpg
Khristian Alexander Schönrock
Florianópolis, Brasilien
http://www.flickr.com/photos/khristian/

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Results for "terms of service" "you can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hand"

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Litotes The Clown

Failure to appreciate the clown draws you again onto the wheel, sin and the chains of damnation.

- Litotes The Clown

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Paradox Equivocation, The Secret Combustion Of The Engine

Evil Clowns Are Not Insurgents

How can anything originate out of its opposite? Truth from error, the will to truth from deception, generosity out of selfishness or democracy and decency from war, invasion, devastation, piracy and chaos?

There are those clowns that say such an intelligent design is impossible; whoever dreams about it is a fool or worse… Do not base such notions in our transitory, seductive, illusory, paltry world, in such turmoil there is delusion and cupidity.

But rather than being in touch with a reality that anyone can share, in the intransitory, in the ‘Thing-in-itself’ (I. Kant) this parody of reason is the prejudice by which politicians can be recognized.

This mode of valuation reveals a lack of logical procedure, through this marketing of belief they exert themselves for something they have solemnly christened the Truth. Is Belief the Antithesis of Truth or Values?

In spite of the value that belongs to the true, the positive, and the unselfish, is it possible that a higher and more fundamental value for life generally should be assigned to pretence, to the will to delusion, to selfishness, and cupidity?

Is it possible that what constitutes the value of those good and respected things, consists precisely in their being insidiously related, knotted, and crocheted to these evil and apparently opposed things? Perhaps even in being essentially identical with them?

Who cares about perhaps?

What is needed is the advent of a new order of clown for that exposition. Perhaps with other tastes and inclinations, the reverse of those hitherto prevalent? Perhaps, 'clowns of the dangerous', perhaps in Every sense of the term.

And to speak, in all seriousness, I do not see such new clowns beginning to appear.

Litotes The Clown

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"In a way, we're a kind of Peace Corps."
- Maj. A. Lincoln German,
Training Director of the Green Beret Special Warfare School,
Ft. Bragg, N.C.

If we ever had a bullshit meter, it broke.
- Litotes The Clown

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