Sunday, July 24, 2011

Dan Mitchell Asks Of American Senator Kent Conrad 'Is He a Clown, Hack, or Demagogue?'

Mitchell, A Subtly, Insightful And Balanced Writer Saves Readers Considerable Time By Answering His Own, Apparently Not Rhetorical Question In The First Line Of His 500 Word Article:

"Actually, the answer is all of the above."

This Evil Clown thanks Mitchell for saving me from having to actually read his article, learn anything meaningful or wade through his one sided rhetoric.

Litotes The Clown does not know anything about this so called 'Senator Kent Conrad' but will take Dan Mitchell at his word. Dan always tells me the truth, he told me so.

After all, Dan Mitchell calls himself 'a top expert on tax reform and supply-side tax policy'; how could he not tell the truth about himself or the 30 year old cutting edge tax policy thinking of 1980?

Prior to joining the Cato Institute (a libertarian fish tank not to be confused with the Kato Kaelin Institute), Mitchell was a senior fellow with The Heritage Foundation (the Heritage's stated mission is to "formulate and promote conservative public policies"; what could be more transparent than that?) (also not to be confused with the Heritage Front).

He also served on the 1988 Bush/Quayle (remember Quayle?) transition team and was Director of Tax and Budget Policy for Citizens for a Sound Economy; this organization was so popular that they signed up members without their knowledge or consent before disbanding due to lack of interest in 2004.

There is a word for people like Dan Mitchell and evil clowns know it.

That word is 'Hero'.

Not because of his long and blithe relationship with reality, ethics, morality and the truth, but because of his boldness in argumentum ad hominem in the title of his article, "Clown, Hack, or Demagogue".

That and he used the word "clown" as if it were a bad thing.



  • Evil Clown



  • Question: Who said it?

    "Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth."

    Abraham Lincoln
    Confucius
    Maximilien Robespierre
    Mohandas Gandhi

    Answer:

    Litotes The Clown


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    Tuesday, July 19, 2011

    Evil Clown Den Of Sex And Debauchery Makes List

    Jumbo's Clown Room Of Sin And Lust Now More Famous

    Playboy's pornographic empire deigns to name 24 hour sin hole as one of 'Best'.

    Playboy was founded more than 58 years ago by a man who wanted to make money off of women, encouraging lonely people to buy more magazines and eventually buy stiff cocktails at his clubs. Until recently the empire was run by an acknowledged daughter who wanted to make even more money off of women.

    Anyway, at Jumbo's, burlesque clown 'dancers' grind the bump to encourage lonely people to drink more stiff cocktails.

    While, for some inexplicable reason, the neighbourhood crumbles into ruin and despair around them, Jumbo's keeps growing strong and getting better in inverse proportion to the despair, crime and drug use around them.

    Opened over 40 years ago by a man who wanted to make money off of women it is now run by an acknowledged daughter who wants to make even more money off of women.

  • Evil Clown



  • Question: Which Evil Clown said it?

    "Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."

    Alan Dershowitz
    F. Lee Bailey
    Robert Kardashian
    Robert Shapiro

    Answer:

    Litotes The Clown

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    Sunday, July 17, 2011

    New Picture: Evil Clown Smiling At The Smell Of Bubblegum Scented Ammo

    Does Faith In the Genius Of Evil Count?

    Evil Clown With Hand Gun Picture, Digital Remix


    Know well the 6 lying clowns.

    Know these clowns because they are yours.

    Though, you are not them.

    There the eyes are
    There the ears are
    There the nose is
    There the tongue is
    There the body is
    There the mind is

    And if you happen to have one, your teenager too.


  • Evil Clown


  • Question:

    Who said it?

    "Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."

    Dame Edna Everage
    Kathie Lee Gifford
    Marcelle Mersereau
    Phyllis Diller

    Answer:

    Litotes The Clown

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