Developing An Evil Clown Reputation For Pun And Frofit

It's All In The Wrist Balloon Boy

Clowning is accessible because it costs nothing to start. It’s as easy as being a therapist: Just tell people “I’m a clown” or hang up a shingle and your in.

Total lack of accreditation leads to nonexistent quality control – but don’t worry, the industry has plans to police itself.

Here are some common questions you may be asked – be sure to have your answers memorized in advance.

Q: How many clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Shut your pie-hole, I’m telling the jokes here, oh, and I slept with your mother.

Q: Did you get laid off before becoming a clown or just quit?
A: Shut your pie-hole, I’m telling the jokes here, oh, and I slept with your mother.

Many clown schools have popped up. This is because it is more lucrative to sell hope than work for a living.

They usually have standards, certificates from a laser printer and may give a ten minute talk on professionalism or ethics.

Reality is an Evil Clown’s most important intangible asset. Be sure to list it on all financial documents and in loan applications.

Remember a reputation can’t be bought, but it can be easily borrowed or left as a lifeless husk on a moment’s notice – a fringe benefit of working in an industry where the dress-code is a disguise.

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Daddy, what are those clowns all doing in the back of that car?

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