Monday, March 06, 2006

Blackface Whiteface Racy Clowns

It's Funny Because I Don't Live In Chicago

The Defiant Thomas Brothers - www.defiantthomasbrothers.com

The Defiant Thomas Brothers are Seth Thomas and Paul Thomas.

Shock language explained:

Spics: Swimming Pool Installation And Cleaning Specialists

Japs: Jacuzzi Aquarium Pool & Spa

Coons: Certified Occupational Onsite Nurseryman

Watch here to learn more:


The Page:
http://www.thecollegeagency.com/artists/defiant_thomas_brothers.cfm

The File:
http://www.thecollegeagency.com/artist_videos/defiant_thomas_brothers_web.wmv

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  • I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.
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    Wednesday, October 12, 2005

    Orlando Clown Wows Judges By Playing With His Big Balls

    Magicians, Dancing Teens, Twirlers And Jugglers Never Had A Chance When This Clown Revealed His Balls On Stage.

    Reporter Julie Pace can’t get over their pendulous size or the masterful way he bounces them around to the throb of pulsating music:

    Zipping up the suit and pulling on his hood, Helfrich carefully placed four rubber balls -- each more than 5 feet in diameter -- on the stage. As pulsating music blared through the speakers, Helfrich unleashed the talent he calls Big Balls, which consists of balancing and bouncing the balls, sometimes bouncing them off his body, sometimes bouncing his body off the balls.

    What does it take to learn such a talent?

    "A short attention span and a lot of time on your hands," Helfrich said.

    For more on this exposing report: Ballsy Performance At Forum Tryouts
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