tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-166516432011-11-29T16:04:42.135-08:00Are all Evil Clowns liars and murderers at heart, like their father, Satan?<br><br>Our biggest fear is unutterable, even to ourselves. It is inevitably bound up with fascination and wonder. It is, in part, a machine in which collective insanity incinerates itself as a protective instinct. <br>- Evil Clown<br><br>Paradox Equivocation, The Secret Combustion Of The Engine.<br><br>If you can hear me it is because I am screaming, screaming from the pits of hell, or because the mic is on.Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.comBlogger2011100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-80719706952149649962011-09-17T10:41:00.000-07:002011-09-24T09:09:19.625-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6074/6154752916_09c787b104_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 512px; height: 352px;" src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6074/6154752916_09c787b104_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">No Kidney For You</span><br /><br />Evil Clown Refuses Dying Schmuck <span style="font-size:78%;">http://www.flickr.com/photos/evilevilclown/6154752916/</span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">No one knows what it is like to be the bad clown</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">To be the sad clown</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">The mad clown</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Behind a red nose</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Who gets what it is to be fated</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">To be baited</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Forever unsated</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Baptized in lies</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I have months were I'm only lonely</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Eyes that don't gleam but are empty</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">No soul can touch me</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">When love is a monstrocity</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">My life may feel pointless and empty</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">My actions seem pithy</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">But my dreams are visions</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Ethics own actuality</span><br /><br /></div><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li></span><br />When I nail the live monkey to the cross; who's going to be angriest?<br /><br />Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">##</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-8071970695214964996?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-54958083482544306722011-07-24T12:37:00.000-07:002011-07-28T13:10:54.542-07:00<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Mitchell, A Subtly, Insightful And Balanced Writer Saves Readers Considerable Time By Answering His Own, Apparently Not Rhetorical Question In The First Line Of His 500 Word Article:</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;">"Actually, the answer is all of the above."<br /></span></div><br />This Evil Clown thanks Mitchell for saving me from having to actually read his article, learn anything meaningful or wade through his one sided rhetoric.<br /><br />Litotes The Clown does not know anything about this so called 'Senator Kent Conrad' but will take Dan Mitchell at his word. Dan always tells me the truth, he told me so.<br /><br />After all, Dan Mitchell calls himself 'a top expert on tax reform and supply-side tax policy'; how could he not tell the truth about himself or the 30 year old cutting edge tax policy thinking of 1980?<br /><br />Prior to joining the Cato Institute (a libertarian fish tank not to be confused with the Kato Kaelin Institute), Mitchell was a senior fellow with The Heritage Foundation (the Heritage's stated mission is to "formulate and promote conservative public policies"; what could be more transparent than that?) 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Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth."<br /><br />Abraham Lincoln<br />Confucius<br />Maximilien Robespierre<br />Mohandas Gandhi<br /><br />Answer:<br /><br />Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-5495808348254430672?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-86394641450075279112011-07-19T15:06:00.000-07:002011-09-16T20:08:44.278-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Jumbo's Clown Room Of Sin And Lust Now More Famous</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Playboy's pornographic empire deigns to name 24 hour sin hole as one of 'Best'.</span><br /><br />Playboy was founded more than 58 years ago by a man who wanted to make money off of women, encouraging lonely people to buy more magazines and eventually buy stiff cocktails at his clubs. Until recently the empire was run by an acknowledged daughter who wanted to make even more money off of women.<br /><br />Anyway, at Jumbo's, burlesque clown 'dancers' grind the bump to encourage lonely people to drink more stiff cocktails.<br /><br />While, for some inexplicable reason, the neighbourhood crumbles into ruin and despair around them, Jumbo's keeps growing strong and getting better in inverse proportion to the despair, crime and drug use around them.<br /><br />Opened over 40 years ago by a man who wanted to make money off of women it is now run by an acknowledged daughter who wants to make even more money off of women.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />Question: Which Evil Clown said it?<br /><br />"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."<br /><br />Alan Dershowitz<br />F. 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Downloads! Ha. I thought you said 'Clown Loads'!</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/evilevilclown/5879264156/" title="vile_evil_clown809431 by litotestheclown, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5103/5879264156_7400850fbb.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="vile_evil_clown809431"></a><br /><br /><blockquote>This evil clown picture is entitled 'Joker in the inferno/horned clown/evil clown sun glasses'</blockquote><br /><br />231. Asserting something doesn't make it true - only asserting it over and over again can do that<br /><br />232. She wants to breed<br /><br />233. No man so fierce but knows some touch of pity, but I know none, and therefore am a clown<br /><br />234. Hello Kitty brass knuckles a real hit with the kids<br /><br />235. Eurydice, in her daze did not recognize me<br /><br />236. I refuse to curry favour with the Lords of Darkness<br /><br />237. Abrasive irony and nihilism at its best<br /><br />238. 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margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 300px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4016/4718121358_dbb90b0826.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />You <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(that is to say, not me)</span> must labour <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(that is work, not bear children)</span> until we <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(read I, or someone I have been duped by, etc.)</span> have dominion <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(that's like control, but it also covers a bunch of sexual stuff too)</span> over the minds and bodies<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> (never forget the lithe - voluptuous bodies Plural)</span> of every important person <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(the good looking and others)</span> in your nation <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(start small think big)</span>.<br /><br /><br />You must achieve such disrepute <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(not you personally you preppy goof)</span> for the state <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(not your government)</span> of insanity <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(you may already be familiar with)</span> and such authority <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(now we mean government and professionals)</span> over its pronouncement <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(not how it sounds, but how people are officially labeled)</span> that not one statesman <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(this is sexist so let's use 'public official')</span> so labeled <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(identified, not brand identification)</span> could again be given credence <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(not credit as in money, but credit as in due)</span> by his <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(there's that sexism again)</span> people <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(general term used to describe the quaint idea of inclusive society)</span>.<br /><br /><br />You must work <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(that is labour)</span> until suicide <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(smoking, using drugs, alcohol consumption, eating at McDonald's, lack of exercise, self inflicted gunshot wounds, etc.)</span> arising<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> (not coming out of or waking up, but really the cause of)</span> from mental <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(this is ambiguous, but let's include organic brain here for inclusiveness sake)</span> imbalance <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(just a second here... we currently don't accept suicide as anything but an aberration, despite... never mind that now)</span> is common <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(though we are very aware of class implications we just mean 'regular, everyday, etc.' here)</span> and calls <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(that is 'brings about')</span> forth <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(no, not 4th, into public consciousness)</span> no general <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(don't make we use 'common' again)</span> investigation or remark <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(which it doesn't, so, I guess, job well done)</span>.<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />Western Canon: question, book or gun?<br /><br />- Evil Clown Dictionary<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-3212962630314630092?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-43089711846339120352010-06-21T21:13:00.000-07:002011-09-16T20:12:32.879-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">I Can Watch You Run Away For Days</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4718121354_bd14860493_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 752px; height: 301px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4718121354_bd14860493_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Compared to Saskatchewan do you know more about:</span><br /><br />A) Star Trek<br />B) NCSI<br />C) Jack Bower's sleep problem<br />D) Wisteria Lane<br />E) Harry Potter<br />F) Dune<br />G) Oprah<br />H) Spiderman<br />I) Microsoft Windows<br />J) Frozen Food<br />K) Batman<br /><br />Add one point for each tick, subtotal here:____________<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Saskatchewan is:</span><br /><br />1) A Star Wars character<br />2) A 'B' rated zombie movie<br />3) An American Indian word for 'River of Blood'<br />4) A tribe of North American Indians who live in Manitoba, Canada<br />5) A convention in fiction, e.g.: a place used in movies that no one can find on a map, a phone number that can't be dialed (starts with 555), etc.<br />6) A town in Saskatoon<br />7) A therapeutic treatment for claustrophobia<br />8) A phase in the gestation of mosquitoes<br />9) An ocean strata that helps regulate world temperature<br />10) A mirage sometimes 'seen' during very cold days on the prairies<br />11) A Japanese Manga<br /><br />Subtract one point for each tick, subtotal here:___________<br /><br />Subtract 11 points if you look(ed) anything up or otherwise consulted the world outside your mind.<br /><br />Your total score:_____________<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />I'm so happy, you could die.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-4308971184633912035?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-16746949561410889672010-06-20T13:42:00.001-07:002010-06-20T13:47:51.636-07:00<div align="center"><strong>Your Pluto Isn't As Important As Uranis</strong><br /><br /></div><a href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4035/4718121348_e29d9eccf0_b.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 401px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 661px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4035/4718121348_e29d9eccf0_b.jpg" /></a><br /><br />Evil clown astronomer. <br /><br />What, do I have to have text with all my pictures.<br /><br /><br />More coming soon.<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-1674694956141088967?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-56087877409461083202010-06-15T22:44:00.001-07:002010-06-15T22:54:38.988-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Clown Makeup - Camouflage Your Face With An Irregular Pattern</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4039/4641020078_522d5ca7ae.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4039/4641020078_522d5ca7ae.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />After watching the news I heard what sounded like a great multitude of channels, saying <span style="font-style: italic;">"Alleluia! Salvation, glory, and might belong to our nation, for true and just are our judgments. We have condemned the great harlot who corrupted the earth with her harlotry."</span><br /><br />Harlots! That made me half pinch open one eye.<br /><br />Seething political and cultural zealots love to show lots of cleav,.., er,, footage of whatever they disapprove of.<br /><br />But even benign and prosaic content can become fiendishly alien and perverse in the latex gloved hand - revealing the forbidden mirror of their desire.<br /><br />Like all those humiliated television preachers who constantly raved about sins of the flesh, the evil of drugs, the scourge of homosexuals and saw perversity in children's television shows and indecency in newspaper comic strips - a war between good and evil, right and wrong, morality and what they ended up getting caught for.<br /><br />So, take your free fetish porn where you can get it - If you're not supposed to like it, complain and campaign incessantly about it.<br /><br />When you look into the crack of the abyss; the crack also looks back into you.<br /><br />Anyway and of course it is also just one more entry in our apocalyptic line up.<br /><br />Our time is up.<br /><br />Here come the judge.<br /><br />Jesus is coming; everybody look busy.<br /><br />Officially I have become bored with 'The End Of The World'.<br /><br />This doesn't mean it ain't gonna happen; I'm just saying.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Meme: An information pattern (Meme: An information pattern, held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.), held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.<br /><br />- Evil Clown Dictionary<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-5608787740946108320?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-67260739534203314792010-06-15T18:34:00.000-07:002011-09-16T20:36:38.796-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">For The Children</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4640845428_e0078f799d.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 381px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4640845428_e0078f799d.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Litotes: "That coward."<br /><br />Accountant #3: "Our CEO is not a coward!"<br /><br />Litotes: "Ha ha ha, where is he then, swapping fart jokes at the water cooler?"<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager (quietly): "Looks like the 3 of us will have to fight on our own. We'll go with the plan we discussed. Got it?"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "Y..yeah. First I distract him as much as I can."<br /><br />Accountant #3: "I'll look for an opening and grab hold."<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager: "Then I hit him with everything I have!"<br /><br />Accountant #3: "Right! Don't fcuk up!"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "Shouldn't we call security or something?"<br /><br />Litotes: "What are you muttering about? It's no use. What can the likes of you do?"<br /><br />Accountant #3: "We'll show you right now!"<br /><br />Litotes smiles and starts to slowly move towards them.<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager (Temp Receptionist): "Hurry! Now! Flash him your man boobs!"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "Alright. Here I go!"<br /><br />Litotes flashes a picture: "That gets attached to your profile... Now you'll never get full time or dental - ever!"<br /><br />Accountant #3 dives in: "I've got him! Oh, he's gooey and slippery! Hurry!"<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager begins to run at Litotes screaming: "AAaaaahhh!"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "Alright!"<br /><br />Litotes smiles and drops his elbow into Accountant #3's head.<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "N..no way!"<br /><br />Litotes: "My evil clowning technique is unstoppable! Now I will show you some real man boob"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "No... don't!"<br /><br />Litotes grabs Accountant #3's shirt as he begins to fall.<br /><br />Temp Receptionist faints.<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager stops dead in his tracks: "You still have to tell us about your dragonballs."<br /><br />Litotes: "This isn't what you expected is it?! Did you think I'd let My weakness stay weak forever?"<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager: "But what about the dragonballs!?"<br /><br />Litotes pointing down: "Your shoe is untied? And you call yourself professional!"<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager half looks down... too late.<br /><br />Litotes (internal monologue: "I'll show you dragonballs!) left spritzer - right cross - kick to the dragonballs.<br /><br />Litotes: "Too bad. This planet's strongest fighter is reduced to this with one hit."<br /><br />Temp Receptionist coming around: "I can't take it anymore! I'm going to save myself!"<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager voice choked and strangled: "Don't be stupid! If you go now, you'll be killed!"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "I don't care! You haven't given me medical or a break, I'm leaving you here to die! Please sign my time card?"<br /><br />Accountant #3: "Wait Calm down!"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist: "Let me go Da! Let me go! I'm going! Da! I'm going! I'm going! I'll sign it myself!"<br /><br />Accountant #3: "You'll be killed!"<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager: "We believe in you. We know you're going to save this planet!"<br /><br />Temp Receptionist fleeing to cross-over stairwell: "Not without medical I'm not!"<br /><br />Accountant #3: "I'm never going to sign your time card! And I'm going to phone your agency too! The clown is right, you're never going to break out of temping you little whore!"<br /><br />Litotes laughing kicks Assistant Support Manager in the gut again: "Too bad, I would like to have played with him a little more! Hey now - don't you wear out yet. Let me play a little longer."<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager slowly gets up and coughs. He then puts his arm to his chin wiping away blood and seltzer: "That's it! I'll show you my best move!"<br /><br />Litotes smiles: "Oh really? And would you be surprised if I already know what it is? Curious at all?"<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager comes running forward screaming: "AAAaaaaahhhhhhhh!"<br /><br />Litotes stands calmly with a beatific smile under his pancake make-up.<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager at the last possible moment arcs an office PBX, multifunction, VOIP capable, feature-rich standalone solution with 24 memory buttons telephone with handsfree option by it's cord towards the clown's head: "Have you tried REBOOTING!"<br /><br />Litotes side steps and the phone crunches into the head of Accountant #3: "What a useless technique."<br /><br />Assistant Support Manager stun turning to horror: "No... no, NO!"<br /><br />Litotes removes the phone from Accountant #3 who slumps dull eyed and mutely over: "Why do you think I show up in person? I'd never let a ragamuffin like you put me on hold for hours! Ha ha ah!"<br /><br />- Fin -<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-6726073953420331479?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-13858155084321193872010-05-21T14:29:00.001-07:002010-05-23T13:08:03.654-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Congratulations Oronym The Clown : A Burning, Bad Taste &amp; Belching Solution Needs To Have The Sound "Ass" In It.</span><br /></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4006/4627859524_30cb6588c8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 328px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4006/4627859524_30cb6588c8.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />But not those of the people who developed it, own it, named it or market it.<br /><br />Doctor Side Effects says watch for: "headache, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain, pain, sore throat, gas, infection, and constipation."<br /><br />Brown nose much lately?<br /><br />I'd feel like heaving it up after looking into that particular face.<br /><br />Perhaps a change in <a href="http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/liff.html">liff</a>-style is in order?<br /><br />In every event, it's really a Brand name that struck me into laughter.<br /><br />Ask, is this a mistake that went unvetted?<br /><br />More likely, I feel, based on my previous experience, the name was birthed with the best of intentions, but as it was wrangled through sooo many documents, committees and meetings and casual conversations, e.g.:<br /><br /><blockquote>Hey Douglas, how aggressive is your TV campaign to launch AssEffects?<br /><br />Within a month AssEffects will be in the faces of millions of daytime viewers.</blockquote><br />So, somewhere along the line, a random or cog of some sort heard it and knew it to be bogus.<br /><br />Most just suppressed the knowledge out fear - the usual little ones.<br /><br />But there were likely a few, one or two who had to suppress violent laughter and said the word at ever opportunity.<br /><br />Making their working day just that much more bearable.<br /><br />Or was it a daring jest by a covert corporate clown?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Dick Names Bad Breath Drug: AssEffects - To See If Anyone Notices?<br /></div><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />Nonce word: ?, never mind, you'll never hear it again.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-1385815508432119387?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-48138593721903643092010-05-16T15:25:00.000-07:002010-05-16T16:10:03.029-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor... Do you mind if I keep my socks on?</span><br /></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4021/4613415388_af04fa36f1_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 496px; height: 711px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4021/4613415388_af04fa36f1_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: right;">I can now more effectively segment my life.<br /></div><br />Thanks to the drugs and the army training.<br /><br />For instance: on my facebook profile I neglect to post about the drug deal/hockey game/you owe me sex fall-out/screaming match; and in my journal I take it for granted that I am beyond hating hockey – I just don't care – our out-of-town/foreign mercenaries bought and paid for by billionaires are better than your commercialized athlete-of-fortune hired by billionaires. I mean, fcuk, I can't even give a shit.<br /><br />What I am basically talking about is compartmentalization – without the psychosis.<br /><br />Being able to accept (laugh) at the contradictions without identifying with any of them or losing yourself (or myself) in one or another or interstitial zones of between.<br /><br />It's not that I ever believed in a Platonic ideal – it's that I thought I was a Platonic ideal.<br /><br />That or the poor shit-heel chained in the cave or the monkey of it's own shadow.<br /><br />So now everywhere I lie and I speak the truth.<br /><br />Only the wise-asses know the tell of it.<br /><br />I can sit on a stack of Bibles and cut off your legs just below the knee with a cunning phrase, or I can disembowel my own truth with a few choice words.<br /><br />Today it was 21/69 and girl-woman at the register was wearing an armless winter coat (in this heat).<br /><br />Her only fat was mammary perking her nipples and trying to create dimples on her bum. Poor objectified thing.<br /><br />How I would like to help her cock the leakage in her segmentation.<br /><br />It's good to be whole.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Jesus was my bastard son: back when we worshipped the sun.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-4813859372190364309?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-39475398038417094622010-05-14T18:56:00.000-07:002010-05-14T19:04:05.208-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Simulate The Simulacrum You Damn Dirty Ape Of Your Carbon-Paper Ideals!</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1051/4607998022_d846cef8cf_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 519px; height: 389px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1051/4607998022_d846cef8cf_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Knock, knock.</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Who Is There</span>.<br /><br />You, who you think of as yourself as is trapped like a marionette, like a, like a... clown marionette held by a mountebank, in a recursive spiral, a badly phrased subroutine who's GIGO is the capitulation of of of of of estrangement of self of of audience... Who are you pretending to be again again?<br /><br />Endogenous information; what a jester's joke: a self-help book that wrote itself is a publisher's wet dream of an editor's worst nightmare.<br /><br />Proto[con]science grasps at the macro-contexuality and fumbles for the micro-emergent quintessence of the nexus. Is second-order cybernetics yet scheduled to be too passé?<br /><br />But how can we tell when whether or not one of use has have had an or the original vicarious experience?<br /><br />One of us is so tired of making this shit up that we don't care anymore.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Idiolect: n, You are a Special person!<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-3947539803841709462?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-14318435562075135252010-05-12T17:04:00.000-07:002011-09-16T20:13:47.754-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Can Clowns Become Saints Able to Sacrifice and be Eligible to Accept Some Lord's Extra-Special Blessing?</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3343/4602763146_e9b4ff1677.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 363px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3343/4602763146_e9b4ff1677.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Jesters and Harlequins, a mythos must demand the sacrifice of all things or n'er will it have power commensurate to consume the faith and the faithful, a binding unto everlasting covenant of non-being.<br /><br />The Korban demanded that of that weakling Abraham and those milksops Alma and Amulek waiting upon the convenient, but noticeably late, invading Lamanite mob bode us, and embolden us, nothing.<br /><br />My Mountebanks real and imagined, genuine and obscured, remember simply this: a kiss is but a hiss, a sigh but an 'oh my', jealousy's not hate, and bashing in a pate, hearts beat of puss and coagulates, as time slides by.<br /><br />Think you now of Jesus Christ, pinned two left and right, dropped from Dad's ubiquity, forced into premature liquidity.<br /><br />Forget philosophy you Wit and follow your own tit as practical Pranksters of Elder Godssss...<br /><br />In this last dimension of verity, many monkeys and Viziers lost their lives and ears; So long, farewell, Auf Weidersehen, goodbye... and made it sacrilicious for the trope troupe, which is of us.<br /><br />Now, solomonly, the truth ushers in the gifts of an ethereal empyrean [Praise them!]. And mind well will we the truth withall so as to be pristine as worthy for all that will befall.<br /><br />But, be warned, forget the not the sacrifice.<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />iN A NATION OF RETARDS, A CLOWN IS SCARED TISHLESS.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-1431843556207513525?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-51907008237348882112010-05-03T12:23:00.000-07:002010-05-03T12:33:43.035-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Stop Clowning Around; Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 221 - 230</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3325/4575691784_6748b95606.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3325/4575691784_6748b95606.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />221. Quit while you're getting head<br /><br />222. Your mother is a whore. My pimp told me so<br /><br />223. More Homeomorphism<br /><br />224. Malice is to love as wind is to fire, it extinguishes the small and kindles the great<br /><br />225. American Idol is the Devil's workshop<br /><br />226. Silly kids – trixs are for whores<br /><br />227. Even from the box of my emotional compartimentalization I want to beat my fists to bloody stumps half way down my forearms... and laugh, laugh, laugh<br /><br />228. Don't get your panties in a twist sugar britches, just get me another beer<br /><br />229. Every cloud has a silver binding<br /><br />230. Jesus slept<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Life is a dog and peony show.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-5190700823734888211?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-31827914564613450362010-04-30T21:57:00.000-07:002010-04-30T22:20:26.679-07:00Five to Ten Thousand Years of Rape, Pillage, War, Monkeys, Slugs and Clowns<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4567356706_60188b889a.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 374px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4567356706_60188b889a.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />From: Foundational American Sociological Lies:<br /><br />If I play fair and conform to society, I will win in life<br />-- which is material success<br /><br />- <a href="http://www.combatreform.org/RACKETTHEORYv6.0.htm">Racket Theory: How Humans Behave</a><br /><br /><br />Or, to have it another way...<br /><br /><br />“One way to define culture is “the way a group of sheople prefer to behave.”<br /><br />The trickster for organizational clowns is to find ways to ensure that the company culture, that is the way their sheople prefer to behave, is supportive of what is needed to successfully deliver the company strategy-” [- You poor; me rich.]<br /><br />- Tosti (2007:21)<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">ERIC #: EJ762203<br />Title: Aligning the Culture and Strategy for Success<br />Authors: Tosti, Donald T.<br />Descriptors: Organizational Objectives; Employment Practices; Employer Employee Relationship; Organizational Culture; Organizational Development; Organizational Theories; Diversity (Institutional); Success<br />Source: Performance Improvement, v46 n1 p21-25 Jan 2007</span><br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />There is no justice, just us, you, me and darkness.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-3182791456461345036?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-54415564542399613792008-05-25T13:19:00.001-07:002008-05-26T21:48:31.352-07:00<strong>My Bad ?!? The Worst Day Of My Life<br /></strong><br />My head is overloaded<br />Cats claw at my skin<br />I'm dehydrated<br />All the flags are waving, sirens fill the din<br />And I've got the shakes again<br /><br />Through a boozy fog I see<br />It's emotions that are killing me<br />A forgotten whisper on my lips<br />Make it stop<br />Let me out<br /><br />I'm standing on the corner with a balloon dog in my hand<br />Hands shake the feeling from my finger tips<br />Being and nothingness spiral crazily<br />The gun's still warm and the fear comes on<br />What is life but a reprieve from death?<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />If I can't blame you, who can I blame?<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-5441556454239961379?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-46956875841605242672008-05-25T13:19:00.000-07:002008-05-25T13:42:14.996-07:00<strong>Evil Clowns Stalk City And Stock <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Freezers</span> After Dark</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2218/2494319948_e068de9d5b_o.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2218/2494319948_e068de9d5b_o.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><u>Behind This Tie</u><br /><br />No one knows what it is like to be the bad clown<br />To be the sad clown<br />The mad clown<br />Behind a red nose<br /><br />Who gets what it is to be fated<br />To be baited<br />Forever <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">unsated</span><br />Baptized in lies<br /><br />I have months were I'm only lonely<br />Eyes that don't gleam but are empty<br />No soul can touch me<br />When love is a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">monstrosity</span><br /><br />My life may feel pointless and empty<br />My actions seem pithy<br />But my dreams are visions<br />Ethics own actuality<br /><br />Sharp voices they guide me<br />Self harm nurture's me<br />Necrotic impulses fulfill me<br />Little <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">hauntings</span> sustain me<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Evil Clown image: we sleep, they go to work - business men of the night, mixed media on paper<br /><br />The real artist erases the line between crying and laughter.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-4695687584160524267?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-15884903041089457442008-05-09T18:35:00.000-07:002008-05-09T18:48:45.055-07:00<span style="font-style: italic;">The Jive Talk Of Rhetorical Theory In The Semantic Spheres Of Dominant Social Paradigms Betray Their Vox Propria Not As Parum Pudicus But As Optimus Decadence As It's Covert Core.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2199/2479687420_1a4177d76b_o.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2199/2479687420_1a4177d76b_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Charm, wit, and style are critical, but dangerous, ingredients in the social repertoire of evil clown elites.<br /><br />Their use draws special attention, but also exposes one to potential ridicule or rejection for valuing style over substance.<br /><br />Brian A. Krostenko explores the complexities and ambiguities of charm, wit, and style in evil clown literature and what passes for rhetoric of the late Republic by tracking the origins, development, and use of the terms that described them, which he calls "the language of social performance."<br /><br />As Krostenko demonstrates, a key feature of this language is its capacity to express both approval and disdain - an artifact of its origins at a time when the "style" and "charm" of explicate cultural practices are greeted with both enthusiasm and hostility.<br /><br />Evil clowns play on that ambiguity, for example, by chastising beautiful teenage boys as sex crazed degenerates, then arguing that the successful speaker must have a certain sly salacious wit.<br /><br />Evil clowns, in turn, exploit and invert the political subtexts of language for innovative poetic and erotic idioms [i.e.: to tell the truth and lie at the same time].<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Naked Came The Stranger And My Heart Was Pleasantly Chilled.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Is it better to have loved and paid, then to never have loved at all?</span>, Evil Clown Mixed Media<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-1588490304108945744?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-12599446079041466962008-05-07T21:53:00.001-07:002008-05-07T22:05:40.306-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">"Chance", "Natural Causes" & "God" Are Insufficient Explanations And Do Nothing To Alleviate My Rage</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2068/2474603751_b738d04599_o.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2068/2474603751_b738d04599_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Justify My Love:<br /><br />211. Peace is something worth fighting dirty for<br /><br />212. I'm a Fool for Love<br /><br />213. To tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them<br /><br />214. Deep in my heart I hope he will leave her... But I don't think he ever will...<br /><br />215. Being an Evil Clown is the most beautiful thing one can do in this godforsaken world<br /><br />216. History depletes itself<br /><br />217. Nature or nurture?: My creator chose my chaotic evil alignment<br /><br />218. Created by clown haters and clautophobics like you <br /><br />219. Psychos in hockey masks, Reagan & Nixon masks and fancy ass suits don't scare or attack me <br /><br />220. Does God exist? The complexity of my salasious nightmares, vivid waking horror visions and direct implacable commands to do His will, points to a deliberate Designer who, not only created our universe, but plans to bring it to a bloody end <br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />"He is a [sane] man who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head." <br />- G. K. Chesterton, 1909, Tremendous Trifles <br /><br />Evil Clown Picture: No greater love was ever shown - all major credit cards accepted, mixed media<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-1259944607904146696?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-68177027495005712032008-02-10T10:21:00.000-08:002011-09-16T20:14:48.221-07:00Inconsequential metaphysics.<br />When we really get down to it,<br />it's all a matter of slap stick.<br /><br /><br /><br />Pondering that, or pondering this.<br />Wasting time,<br />peering through mist.<br /><br /><br /><br />Flow on the wind, not the stars.<br />use your time<br />in the backs of cars.<br /><br /><br /><br />Do not think, to gaze on out,<br />beyond your scope.<br />To think is to doubt.<br /><br /><br /><br />Frolic in fields,<br />run and play.<br />What else is there anyway?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />We might return...<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-6817702749500571203?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-89337317036389456052008-02-02T11:35:00.000-08:002008-02-02T11:42:25.965-08:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Evil Clowns Should Have Used A Condom <br /></span><br />The rhythm method is named after Hermann & Ogino and involves a lot of calendars, timetables and counting days in order to have or avoid a new birth and / or an accident. It has a very high failure rate.<br /><br />It is also used as the name of behaviour to peoples who have intimate contact but want to avoid any long term commitments. <br /><br />Sometimes the rhythm method is confused with premature withdrawal.<br /><br />The difficulty with the withdrawal method is that in the heat of repeated surges, creative deployments and tactical forays the brain can become fevered with a euphoria that pushes and trusts activity to the edge of a peak, and beyond, in the unreal and temporary belief that control can be maintained indefinitely.<br /><br />Just before the edge is reached, protestations and reassurances that there is complete control, reach their pitch. Efforts at self deception and general manipulation reach their peak.<br /><br />Once, you find yourself suddenly and somewhat unexpectedly, in the throws of la petite mort and the situation falls into a chaotic frenzy of abandonment. <br /><br />Rationality is abandoned as one or both parties (or more) lose reason and abandon their forebrain in a passionate animalistic madness. Fury and ecstasy combine without a sense of consequence. <br /><br />There may be recrimination, quilt or indifference. In the horrendous sweaty mess of the aftermath, there is smoking in the dark.<br /><br />This is why a cordon or other form of control is very useful in the intercourse of nations. Even the protective barrier of sanctions and gel (water or silicone not oil) allow consumption of relations between parties, or even group play, without the risks (or significantly reduced risks) of unwanted consequences (let's not use the word 'blowback' - blowback is usually what got us heated up in the foreplay, er... first place).<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Two more thoughts:</span><br /><br />1. Talk to everyone involved before you start bashing mindlessly away with your stick. Communication and imagination is what makes it safe and enjoyable for everyone.<br /><br />2. If you can't handle your stick in a responsible and adult manner, if you can't live up to the consequences of your actions, if you aren't prepared to live up to the possibility of long term commitment involved - abstain.<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />Concede: That you are misdirected and pummeled with fabrications, and have been, your entire waking life [GIGO].<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-8933731703638945605?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-89824690321255620392008-01-21T10:36:00.000-08:002008-01-21T10:45:51.876-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">He's tried to escape it. He's tried to silence it. But for Litotes The Clown... the circus muzak never dies.<br /></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2108/2185843231_cd76491ddd_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2108/2185843231_cd76491ddd_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Books are dead things<br />With a potency of life in them<br />As active as those bastard progeny<br />Of that Evil Clown whose seed they are<br /><br />Nay they do preserve as in a vile<br />That purest efficacy and extraction<br />Of that frightful living intellect that bred them<br /><br />For, as good as it feels to kill a man; It is far better to kill a book..<br /><br />The Clown who kills a man kills but a reasonable creature<br />Nothing but God's image<br />But the Evil Clown who destroys a good book, kills reason itself<br />Kills God, as it were, in the eye<br /><br />Give great and effusive praise to fugitive and cloistered virtue<br />Unexercised and unbreathed, that never sallies out<br />And sees her adversary, but slinks out of the race, “Thanks Sally”<br />Where that immortal garland is to be run for, not without dust and heat<br /><br />- With Apologetics to Mr John Milton<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Image retribution: evil clown, stick your neck out, Litotes The Clown Audience Ink on paper. <br /><br />Please, do not express sympathy to the 'help'.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-8982469032125562039?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-90336352597202638932008-01-16T19:41:00.000-08:002008-01-16T19:49:01.732-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Elucidations on Being An Evil Clown, 201 - 210</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Reasons:</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2415/2186621706_deb62ee578_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2415/2186621706_deb62ee578_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />201. When I look into your heart I see a slick red distorted image of me and the kerosene lantern<br /><br />202. No place is safe, only safer<br /><br />203. There is no human nutrient which cannot be obtained from plants - which means you will be cheap to fatten up<br /><br />204. One finger for God; one finger for the Devil<br /><br />205. I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord - <span style="font-size:78%;">In the Air Tonight, Phil Collins, Face Value</span><br /><br />206. You're all in this together<br /><br />207. Does Evil exist? To state with certainty that there is no Evil, a Clown has to ignore the passion of an enormously vast number of people who are convinced that there is Evil, and my helper: Silly Billy Baseball Bat<br /><br />208. Co-workers can't make you cry, but it's fun to pretend to cry... and then morph it into a blood curdling laugh<br /><br />209. Moral dilemmas: funny, funny stuff<br /><br />210. Evil Clowns truly love children (of all ages)<br /><br /><br /><br />The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.<br />- Bertrand Russell<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />I doubt certainty.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-9033635259720263893?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-44203694053946364482008-01-04T10:10:00.000-08:002008-01-04T10:25:09.859-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Oh fcuk, what is that clown is doing?</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2329/2166727370_6d3424afb7_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2329/2166727370_6d3424afb7_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Coulrophobia senses the shadowy outré world of the clown. The baleful and eerie procession of thoughts and images that flicker beneath the veneer.<br /><br />Watching a clown is like watching a child tear apart a puppy. Only, you know, with an adult body, grotesque grease paint, tittering and without boundaries.<br /><br />They invade our boundaries because these evil clowns don't sense them, don't know them, don't have them... 'Taboo' is an inconceivable word from a cryptic alien language.<br /><br />And that smile, the same smile that a little child exhibits frying ants and pulling apart insects.<br /><br />Is it only a coincidence that we associate evil clowns with the supernatural or at least incomprehensibly monstrous?<br /><br />When a clown approaches you, does the hair rise on the back of your neck? Your spine shiver? Your arms dimple?<br /><br />Maybe coulrophobia should not be defined as an irrational fear of clowns.<br /><br />Maybe coulrophobia should not even be redefined as a rational fear of evil clowns.<br /><br />Maybe coulrophobia isn't a fear at all, but a <span style="font-weight: bold;">true and protective psychic ability</span> that others are too obtuse to sense and too quick to write off as the defect of a disturbed mind.<br /><br />But really, you know. And the clown knows you know.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Image:<br /><br />Evil Clown Coulrophobia, Ink on Paper, Portrait<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-4420369405394636448?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-21656780115226052562008-01-03T11:05:00.000-08:002011-09-16T20:39:27.817-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">For the lamb hath eaten the wolf; and an Evil Clown has lead them. </span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2391/2162899297_071dedee23_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2391/2162899297_071dedee23_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Do you believe that the sycophantic and reactionary media compounds plebeian relativism which continues to harden the arrogant neo-cynicism and relativistic worldview that undermines the slave values of morality and ethics that are hierarchy and the basis of our society?<br /><br />God Bless the true unstrung heroes in our world, the evil clowns behind:<br /><br /><ul><li>Corporate theft, murder and piracy</li><li>Government incompetence</li><li>The move from bureaucracy to Apparatchik</li><li>Political corruption</li><li>Institutional failure and mass scandals of every kind</li></ul><br />The works of these <span style="font-style: italic;">evil clowns</span> are the things that will drive people to be free - <span style="font-style: italic;">Not Heroes</span>.<br /><br />Just as the mass firings of a previous generation made the next impervious to discredited ideals of 'corporate loyalty', so the current round of insatiate narcissistic amorality among 'elites' is not the end of anything, but the possible birth of a new weird and here-to-for preternatural freedom.<br /><br />These days are the inoculations and mutations of evil evil clowns.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />Non Babe, dis is not thumb puppetry, my thumbs are not that big<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-2165678011522605256?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-20745780615824377952007-12-31T09:08:00.001-08:002007-12-31T09:39:18.806-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Contemporary philosophical perspectives highlighted and 'derided' in unnatural sex acts of a Casey Kasem homage?</span><br /><br />191. Meaningless as all purpose<br /><br />192. Voted 'Most Likely To Disgust' before dropping out<br /><br />193. I see my job as consoling you<br /><br />194. You're always letting us humans down<br /><br />195. My job does me<br /><br />196. Drunkards paradise<br /><br />197. Her eyes, glazed with lust<br /><br />198. I react in real life situations in the same fashion that I would react in a gaming situation<br /><br />199. Moral panic<br /><br />200. That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2298/2113615458_52e8c43fe4_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2298/2113615458_52e8c43fe4_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Joking about utopia gets you into trouble.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Evil Clown Media Credit: Fool Laments Hamlet, Ink On Paper<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-2074578061582437795?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-50641027375622103602007-12-29T20:34:00.000-08:002007-12-31T09:07:16.896-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Are you easily embarrassed? Do you you fear the attention of an audience? Do people laugh with you; or at you?</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2015/2147535497_3cc37d6607_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2015/2147535497_3cc37d6607_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Have you noticed that if an evil clown senses your fear they will glom onto you and rope you into their act in front of God and everyone?<br /><br />So you pretend not to be afraid, you try not to let them smell your fear, or worse, you act like you hate clowns intensely.<br /><br />Now that may put off an amateur, someone who simply slips on a nose to pull a one-off office prank.<br /><br />But to a real clown you have just marked yourself out as a challenge, and the best kind of mark:<br /><br /><ul><li>They can smell your fear. </li><li>Even if you win you lose.</li></ul><br />You're going to get some uncomfortable attention. You don't like attention do you?<br /><br />You really won't like the kind of attention you are about to get.<br /><br />And the clown, the clown wants attention, all kinds of attention, just look at the way their dressed. Look at how they act. Why would anyone want, or need, that kind of attention?<br /><br />Any half-bred clown is going to make you look like spunk smeared on an underwear ad in front of the everyone no matter what you do.<br /><br />They've either thought it through before hand, gone over it, or been through it many times already.<br /><br />They know all the moves you could make and they've got an arsenal of counter moves fully primed.<br /><br />They know the angles. They see you coming. They've trained like commandos.<br /><br />Maybe they'll let you take the first shot. Perchance they'll just jump on you at the first sign of resistance, hesitation or fear.<br /><br />But pros usually work over amateurs with a handicap to keep things interesting.<br /><br />Who's in control here? Some clowns love power. But is it more powerful to pretend to give power away?<br /><br />Even if it blows up in their face and they look like a fool in the end, guess what? They win, <span style="font-weight: bold;">they are a fool</span>, they got attention. And you, you look like a mean sob without a sense of humor and you just got a lot of attention you didn't want.<br /><br />- - - - -<br /><br />What makes it so dammed funny?<br /><br /><blockquote>According to James Beattie (1776):<br /><br />Laughter arises from the view of two or more inconsistent, unsuitable, or incongruous parts or circumstances, considered as united in complex object or assemblage, or as acquiring a sort of mutual relation from the peculiar manner in which the mind takes notice of them.</blockquote><br />E.g.:<br /><br /><blockquote>Season's Greetings:<br /><br />I wanted to send your family a Christmas Card of a monkey making love to a shaved beaver, but I have to have it copyrighted first. So, instead (now that the photo shoot is over), I am sending you a real monkey, a beaver, half a bottle of Viagra and 6 tabs of ecstasy.<br /><br />Merry XXX-Mas,<br /><br />Litotes The Clown<br /><br /></blockquote>An evil clown is as empty and as full as a bible full of blank pages.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><ul><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li></ul></div><br /><br />Evil Clown drawing: <br />Evil clown smells your fear and likes to point you out for special attention.<br /><br />Ink on paper.<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-5064102737562210360?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-45099660767594267492007-12-29T12:25:00.000-08:002007-12-29T12:34:43.375-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2034/2113615438_7475ae938a_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2034/2113615438_7475ae938a_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Do you have messed emotions about clowns?<br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">Do clowns give you a funny (funny strange, not funny Ha Ha) feeling?<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Do you wonder what kind of people are 'under' there?</span><br /><br />Maybe you're not afraid of clowns... you're just, 'you know', annoyed, irritated, on-edge, whatever; definitely not afraid, it's not like you hate them or anything...<br /><br />Do you think it is disgusting that they have a big Schtick?<br /><br />Do you find even tiny feminine seeming clowns monstrous?<br /><br />Have you ever seem <span style="font-weight: bold;">a child dressed as a clown</span> and thought you were seeing the future?<br /><br />Do you wonder: are they twitching or acting that they're twitching?<br /><br />Do you know what makes someone mentally unstable, clinically speaking?<br /><br />Do happy clowns with abnormally high levels of good cheer put you on edge?<br /><br />Do you suspect drug usage?<br /><br />Do you ever wonder why someone who is depressed or angry or wants to be alone or hates people or whatever gets dressed up in a clown outfit and goes on a bender?<br /><br />Does someone; made up in too much makeup like a cheap whore or celebrity make you uncomfortable or arouse you Winston?<br /><br />After all, here is a person: A man, a woman, gender neutral, purposely obscured, naturally ambiguous, cross-gendered clown or a child even... What do you even call a transgender clown who cross-dresses?<br /><br />What does it mean that clowns beat and abuse each other for the amusement of others, but their ringmasters won't allow them to write "fukcmachine" on their tiny 10 clown car because it's obscene!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">To Do:</span><br /><br />Research: find a movie about a possessed evil clown was pitted against a possessed evil marionette(s).<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />God is talking to himself, pretending he's us...<br />- The Invitation (2003)<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-4509966076759426749?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-71849772637886725352007-12-27T17:53:00.000-08:002007-12-27T18:06:09.062-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2404/2113615442_f2c7ed450c_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2404/2113615442_f2c7ed450c_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is, and saw Virtue in her own shape how lovely; saw And pined his loss.</span><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-size:78%;">- Milton, j. , Paradise Lost (bk. IV, l. 846)</span><br /></div><br />The grotesque is modern culture, or the vacuum that [it] has replaced with wrestling, sex and horror.<br /><br />Thankfully there are few real studies of the phenomena that have any real grit or practical use.<br /><br />This failure is your ally. A blind spot alley down which to appear and disappear.<br /><br />Masturbatory theories of the neoclassic foundations of repulsion or aesthetic philosophies of revulsion or Existential nausea are based didactically and dialectically upon the the ideation of beauty and rationality, or sometimes, extrinsic hostility.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">So what?</span><br /><br />Subservience to the subversive nature of post modern endocrinology is practical and more opaque than then the self serving grief of deconstuctivism.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">It is to laugh.</span><br /><br />In the cracks of the veneer you are free. Once free; there is no veneer, only uncertainty and practical methods remain.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 181 - 190</span><br /><br />181. Evil pays, well<br /><br />182. Spectacular death – no mundane accidents<br /><br />183. Revenge no longer an empty or idle wish<br /><br />184. Evil is always more delicious<br /><br />185. Credit card debt nightmare<br /><br />186. Penguin Lust<br /><br />187. The customer is more or less a sucker, always<br /><br />188. I can't handle the Truth<br /><br />189. I tell myself I can't stop<br /><br />190. Doubting is treason, treason is delicious<br /><br /><br />Die Clown Die - In German It Means 'The Clown The'<br />How Could Anyone Who Speaks German Be Bad?<br /><br />Simpson's logic, Episode: 9F22 Cape Feare<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-7184977263788672535?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-9556217423848644492007-12-15T17:23:00.000-08:002007-12-15T17:31:08.228-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Bad Apples Theory Exposed As So Much Compost</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2129/2113615434_c0229feaa2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2129/2113615434_c0229feaa2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Remove your mask and/or makeup and change into Walmart clothes A.S.A.P. subsequent to a manifestation, so that you can't be easily identified with any 'action' that may be with any incident that may be contrary to your ongoing operational status.<br /><br />Make an effort to act like a normal person, but don't over do the gentleman/lady routine too much, you'll stick out like a missionary in a bad neighbourhood<br /><br />171. Soulful self mutilation<br /><br />172. Dare not offend mighty Zeus<br /><br />173. In the ant farm flipping the bird outward<br /><br />174. Despite all my rage I am still just ready to cave<br /><br />175. 2w0 0bscur3 4 u<br /><br />176. Smells like desperation<br /><br />177. Intolerance is my anti-drug<br /><br />178. Gosh Darn Epigenetics! <span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://www1.qiagen.com/Applications/Epigenetics/Default.aspx?gaw=epig ">http://www1.qiagen.com/Applications/Epigenetics/Default.aspx?gaw=epig </a></span><br /><br />179. Odious Tasks create strange past-times<br /><br />180. The things I'll do for money, you'll never understand<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The very definition of a great punchline:</span><br /><br /><blockquote>...the evaluation of the quality of jokes is a realistic goal for the linguistic analysis of humor, albeit a distant one that will require extensive research (Attardo 1994: 215).</blockquote><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-955621742384864449?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-25738816289219566062007-12-15T12:21:00.000-08:002007-12-15T12:24:09.701-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">There Are 3 Methods To Differentiate Yourself From Other Evil Or Scary Clowns</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2399/2110170016_eca1425873_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2399/2110170016_eca1425873_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">1.Cost leadership </span><br /><br />Let's face it, magicians are great and kids clowns with clean records can almost be trusted, but do you have any what idea what they will charge for a party?<br /><br />Just show up as someone's brother-in-law and hustle the bar until you are ready to preform.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2.Differentiation</span><br /><br />What makes YOU stand out from other evil clowns?<br /><br />OHhh, scary leer/face paint/baseball bat [sigh].<br /><br />Try to spend more than five minutes thinking [Thinking] about it, the first five things you have thought up have been covered by evil clowns who have come before you, e.g.:<br /><br />Off colored jokes<br />Filthy language<br />Offensive humor<br />Drunken behavior<br />Intimidation tactics<br /><br />diu le lo moe if you expect more than a yawn for this shi<br /><br />Think about your Unique Sales Proposition<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. Locus, Locus, Locus</span><br /><br />Concentrate on one Tight Orifice – work it vigorously, meet the needs of your target better than the competition can even dream of doing to cultivate customer loyalty. Then dump them and move on.<br /><br />Dreams Are The Disease<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-2573881628921956606?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-21792388620944881782007-12-14T16:49:00.000-08:002007-12-14T16:55:13.793-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Reasons to be an Evil Clown - Ripped from todays shocking headlines!</span><br /><br />161. Scary Clowns cheat to win, Evil Clowns win to cheat<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2035/2110170020_9a1e713cbd_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2035/2110170020_9a1e713cbd_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />162. I prefer to see existence in terms other than those of rigid philosophical dichotomies, or not<br /><br />163. Backbreaking personal sacrifice for external validation by authority figures needs to be mocked<br /><br />164. If you think I'm funny now, just wait 'til we have sex<br /><br />165. I believe EVERYTHINK happens for a reason<br /><br />166. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Cleanliness is next to managerliness</span><br /><br />167. I'm not an evil clown, I just like to wear the shoes on weekends<br /><br />168. Deeply played games<br /><br />169. We are not what was intended<br /><br />170. Don't worry babe, I'm angry enough for the both of us<br /><br />Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor <br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-2179238862094488178?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-86898575705903398242007-12-13T20:22:00.000-08:002007-12-13T20:49:06.924-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">"The eye of a needle" is part of a phrase attributed to Jesus by the synoptic gospels...</span><br /><br /><blockquote> ...I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. [Matthew 19:24]<br /><br />The parallel versions appear in Matthew 19:23-24, Mark 10:24-25 and Luke 18:24-25.</blockquote>A rich frat boy asked Jesus what he should do in order to inherit eternal life. Jesus, known as a witty guy, replied that he should keep the commandments (Moses, remember him?), sell his possessions (no really) and give all his money to the poor (no, really). And then, once having given up shallow materiality should follow Jesus in poverty (no, really).<br /><br />The Phat Boy asked if there was, like, any loop holes or donations or some such thing.<br /><br />Jesus then turned to his impoverished disciples and made he famous remarks.<br /><br />The Rich Kid was unwilling to do this, he and rich people have been filling up hell ever since.<br /><br />But there is now good news for the super filthy rich.<br /><br />1. Camels have become surprising cheap in recent years, not that expensive at all really.<br /><br />Camel Classified Ads: http://www.camelphotos.com/cgi-bin/ads.cgi<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://news.thomasnet.com/images/large/483/483595.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://news.thomasnet.com/images/large/483/483595.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>2. New Food Processor technology combines pump and grinding operations. With highly calibrated angled cutters combined with rending, tearing and grabbing action and supplimental feeds to additional cutters and tubes to assist in solids reduction. This terrifying machine does more than just grind stuff up, it can pump it out under pressure in course, medium or particle size stuff under high pressure.<br /><br />http://news.thomasnet.com/fullstory/483595<br /><br />3. A Rich Australian Evil Clown has finally passed an entire camel through the eye of a standard needle under high pressure.<br /><br />4. For a reasonable fee this service will soon be available to other rich bastards.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2165/2110170012_7e0966b5b3_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2165/2110170012_7e0966b5b3_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Meek Might Inherit Earth After The High And Mighty Leave<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />##<blockquote><blockquote></blockquote></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-8689857570590339824?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-61403898605749767812007-12-12T14:32:00.000-08:002007-12-12T14:48:38.187-08:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Evil Evil Clown expostulates on the need to comfort the salacious</span><br /><br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1030/1427907546_b50f640613.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1030/1427907546_b50f640613.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Between two thematically slutty devices</span>: Zechariah’s announcement of John’s Vocation and the Litotes The Clown contemplation of the nature of sexuality and porn, creates a juxtaposition of rough cut scenes propelling an erroneously erotic digital framing of vivid sin that plays with itself in an ongoing, and often astonishing, intercourse between dialectic bodies of Passion, Knowledge and Chance.<br /><br />Herein, then, are the broad thrusts and impelling upstrokes of compelling intensity that so enrapture an unanimously anonymous audience.<br /><br />Let me explain:<br /><br />I perform at a great many porn shows and sex conventions, I have a lot of free time while not on stage. You get friendly with people and start making friends. Also, as a way to kill time I started to Minister to the 'Talent' and Booth Bunnies of the porn industry. My plan was to reach out and to touch pornstars in a deep and personal way.<br /><br />We often discuss hair and makeup, exchange t-shirts with slogans or just hang out in our thongs being friends.<br /><br />In between fellatio and circumcision jokes I like to wedge in a little knowledge about the path to salvation for [God’s] people through the acceptance and forgiveness of their sins” (Luke Ford 1:77)<br /><br />As Zechariah puts it, a clown's mission is to “get [in] before the Lord, break the ground and to pave his way, to give knowledge, of salvation, to his people, by the forgiveness of their sins” (Luke Ford 1:76b-77)<br /><br />You may ask yourself: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Does Jesus really love porn stars?</span> Absolutely! All the time! Now that may go against what you thought about Jesus - but it's really true.<br /><br />You see Jesus really loves pornstars as much as he loves pastors, soccer moms, alter-boys, liars, thieves, and politicians.<br /><br />In his eyes, we are all the same. He can barely tell us apart without our tramp stamps. We're all just people in need of a big Savior who can come into our world and fill up our lives.<br /><br />The Bible says that we are all screwed up. Whether you're having sex with multiple partners at scale for a limited liability Internet start-up, working at Starbucks, or running a church; we are all sinners.<br /><br />And despite this fact, Jesus really, really loves us. He is not angry with us. He is not too busy for us. He isn't waiting for us to get our crap together and get off of Ecstasy and Viagra. He just says come. Come now. Check out what I have for you. It is greater then you can bare, it's bigger than you could ever imagine.<br /><br />Lately I have been experimenting with giving away an expurgated New Testament Bibles inscribed with 'Jesus Digs Pornstars' in glitter on the cover as free gift for a a donation.<br /><br />As you might have guessed, it has been harder then expected and deeply satisfying. But that won't stop my outreach.<br /><br />At least the tshirts are doing really, really well.<br /><br />Also: To read erotic God Loves Pornstar stories go here: <a href="http://xxxchurch.com/blog_home.php?b=confessions">http://xxxchurch.com/blog_home.php?b=confessions</a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Photo Credit:</span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">robotgoboom<br />http://www.flickr.com/photos/dammit/<br />Adultcon 2007<br />Los Angeles Convention Center<br />September 22 2007<br />http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1427907546&amp;size=m&amp;context=set-72157602122231308#cc_license<br /></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sex: It's ALL fun and games until someone loses and eye. - Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-6140389860574976781?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-4596712169305094472007-12-10T14:12:00.001-08:002007-12-10T14:26:28.962-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Sadcore American Folk Artist Opts For A Technical Degree</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />Study gist:</span><br /><br />To comprehend current criminal gangs Evil Clowns will need to garner greater powers of discernment to systematize and implement these basic techniques along with a comprehensive analysis of police, intelligence services, paramilitary forces and other competing commercial concerns.<br /><br />As well as studying and practising theoretical and practical criminal gang behaviour, deviance and business models, the Evil Clowns will also play both sides of the fences by practising surveillance, counter surveillance, intelligence and counter intelligence.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Your final project will be either:</span><br /><br />Creation of a new street level gang<br />Working criminal syndicate<br />Gang infiltration for anti-gang agencies<br />Gang infiltration for a competing gang<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Advanced projects include:</span><br /><br />Middle-clown or go-between<br />Double, triple agent or higher<br />Turning a gang or syndicate legit<br /><br />. . . <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://randompeople.org/mdowned.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://randompeople.org/mdowned.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Litotes has no idea who created this tasteless animation, but I found it here: randompeople.org/mdowned.gif<br /><br />Sigh.<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-459671216930509447?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-34187258601818715952007-12-10T10:44:00.000-08:002007-12-10T11:35:02.026-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">If a butterfly flaps it's wings in Etobicoke the Japanese will turn to Disco.</span><br /><br /><blockquote><br />The great strength of Evil Clowns lies in their open concealment; let them never appear in any place by their own True name, but always concealed by another name, a silly name, a pithy name, a Screen Actors Guild (British Actors' Equity Association) name, their Clown Name and the accoutrement of their debauched and farcical occupation.<br /><br />None is fitter for the exercise of the actual wickedness necessary for the transmutation of public morality and ethics into the exigencies of power and control than the lowest degrees of Jesters, harlequins and farceurs.<br /><br />The public craves their excesses as voyeurs, expects little intelligible or sensible from them, and therefore takes little notice of their nefarious purposes and activities (or those from whom they distract attention from), while wallowing in the salacious improprieties their of their shenanigans.<br /><br />Why else are episodes, accounts, tales and exploits of sordid forbidden libidinal energy moralized again and again in scintillating and visceral detail? <br /><br />Robinson, J., "Proofs of a Conspiracy", 1798, Western Islands (reprint)</blockquote><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Reasons, a bad clown, 151 - to be 160</span><br /><br />151. Long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light<br /><br />152. Illegitimi Non Carborundum is Latin for abandon all hope you that go in by me<br /><br />153. The idealistic romance of a grand purpose<br /><br />154. I'm good with numbers but don't have the personality to be a mathematical logician<br /><br />155. Crushed in public by peer-review<br /><br />156. Coworkers secretly call lay-offs and firings 'emancipation'<br /><br />157. America's obese children need to be scared straight<br /><br />158. Prefer God over girls or boys or both<br /><br />159. Dropped acid before every ABC After School Special<br /><br />160. Can no longer tolerate pop culture<br /><br />Evil Clowns:<br /><br />A - A group of people with no self respect<br />B - A government with money to burn<br />C - Belief that we were greeted as liberators<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-3418725860181871595?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-4888810065857661762007-12-09T22:23:00.001-08:002007-12-09T22:27:45.073-08:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">I'm all about empathy and baseball bats</span><br /><br />141. Trust yourself; distrust the world<br /><br />142. Chemical imbalance in the brain<br /><br />143. Irregular brain develpment; what the fen do neuropsycholigist know<br /><br />144. This too is an exit<br /><br />145. Your horror amuses me<br /><br />146. I can only park in front of my house 15 days a month?<br /><br />147. Must occupy myself inbetween dreams of deathless sleep<br /><br />148. An evil clown illuminates the thought and mind of the audience by contrasting the power of vision<br /><br />149. Evil Clowns and Ministers of Grace defend us from Ourselves<br /><br />150. My religious aunt always said: Make yourself familiar with Evil Clowns, and behold them frequently in spirit; for without being seen, they are present with you – she was a sick twisted old woman<br /><br />Great literature is replete with pithy statements.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-488881006585766176?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-34633551590315874232007-12-09T22:23:00.000-08:002011-09-17T09:14:41.253-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">I'm all about empathy and baseball bats</span><br /><br /><br />141. Trust yourself; distrust the world<br /><br />142. Chemical imbalance in the brain<br /><br />143. Irregular brain develpment; what the fen do neuropsycholigist know<br /><br />144. This too is an exit<br /><br />145. Your horror amuses me<br /><br />146. I can only park in front of my house 15 days a month?<br /><br />147. Must occupy myself inbetween dreams of deathless sleep<br /><br />148. An evil clown illuminates the thought and mind of the audience by contrasting the power of vision<br /><br />149. Evil Clowns and Ministers of Grace defend us from Ourselves<br /><br />150. My religious aunt always said: Make yourself familiar with Evil Clowns, and behold them frequently in spirit; for without being seen, they are present with you – she was a sick twisted old woman<br /><br />Great literature is replete with pithy statements.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-3463355159031587423?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-14543187325845807772007-12-07T09:15:00.000-08:002007-12-07T09:39:56.913-08:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Evil Clown, Reasons To Be An 131 - 140</span><br /><br />131. Turn your backside on ignorance<br /><br />132. Only by serving dark desires may I save myself from the coming conflagration<br /><br />133. 'Abomination' no longer a politically acceptable form of self-address<br /><br />134. Pushing my feelings down at work forces them out at high pressure in other places<br /><br />135. There is this very real need in society for someone whom almost anyone can look down on and ridicule; I intent to point you out<br /><br />136. The suburbs make me break out in hives<br /><br />137. To repudiate morality while laying claim to it<br /><br />138. 'Touched By An Angel' aroused me basely, but left my higher virtues hot and bothered<br /><br />139. Ripped off my face only to discover mask<br /><br />140. It's only widdershins depending upon your point of view<br /><br /><br />The Black Dog is Back and so Is the Clown<br /><br />Clown is Back the so Is and Dog Black the<br /><br />Is The Black Clown Back and so is the Dog<br /><br />so, Is the Black Dog The Back and Clown is?<br /><br />and, is so, the.. Is The Black Clown Dog Back <br /><br />Why am I so sad?<br /><br /><br /><br />Truth metastasized into lurid fantasy: <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-1454318732584580777?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-87784809226926776282007-03-23T08:30:00.000-07:002007-03-23T08:38:36.174-07:00Evil Evil Clown is slowly going blind again in cube farm hell.<br /><br />Something in these lights and photocopier fluid is again driving me blind and insane.<br /><br />Are we eternal or is everything else?<br /><br />I am amusing myself with:<br /><br />rebelious background music<br /><br />drawing coworkers as clowns<br /><br />I want the waker to sleep<br /><br />I want the days to slide by over the scylla of my consciousness<br /><br />I no longer dream of escape, only sweet oblivion<br /><br />Destroy all social networking tools<br /><br />Kill him, kill his family, kill his dog, no... wait... cripple his dog, but kill everyone else.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-8778480922692677628?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-55520062765807170432007-02-09T04:10:00.000-08:002011-09-16T20:37:51.955-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">What's the speed of dark?</span><br /><br />121. Arrogant presumption<br /><br />122. A hard man to please = To please a hard man<br /><br />123. Want to die; haven't got the guts<br /><br />124. Wasn't born with enough middle fingers<br /><br />125. Body-count is easier to calculate than benevolent social development<br /><br />126. Not afraid to burn in heck<br /><br />127. I should like to see the last king strangled with the guts of the last priest by evil clown<br /><br />128. Joan of Arc heard voices too<br /><br />129. Finite players play within the rules; evil clowns play with the rules<br /><br />130. What sometimes seem to us to be evil clowns are just angels trying to set us free; grab your ankles<br /><br />Hello, Washington, focus. It`s never been about Iraq. It`s about Iran.<br />- Glenn Beck, February 5, 2007 - Double-thinking aloud about the subtler points of why America invaded Iraq<br /><br /><br />I love to listen to stupid people complain about stupidier people.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-5552006276580717043?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-38453490320984637762007-01-09T13:46:00.000-08:002011-09-17T09:15:26.671-07:00Reasons d’Être<br /><br />It's like a sickness only worse:<br /><br />111. If we ever had a bullshit meter, it broke<br /><br />112. The Clown you want to throttle is looking back at you from the mirror<br /><br />113. We live what we know<br /><br />114. Too well hung for regular work<br /><br />115. Revenge<br /><br />116. Chicks dig it<br /><br />117. It's my anit-drug<br /><br />118. Waiting for credible 3rd party<br /><br />119. The Internet opens a whole new world of business opportunities<br /><br />120. Lead and Mercury content in local water is lower than federal requirements, but higher than my delicate clown tolerance<br /><br /><br />God's Cruel Kingdom<br /><br />1. Sight Alignment<br />2. Sight Picture<br />3. Trigger<br />4. Breath Control<br />5. Positions<br /><br />This is my dick.<br />There are many like it, but this one is mine.<br />Without my dick I am nothing.<br />Without me, my dick is nothing.<br /><br /><br />Oh yeah? Try walking a mile in my Clown Shoes little feet!<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-3845349032098463776?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-25447737203353836182006-12-29T16:28:00.000-08:002006-12-29T16:47:45.829-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/337920932_032c36619c_o.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/337920932_032c36619c_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Let me see through all the lies<br />I know I'll succeed in time<br />I always believe, tell me why<br />Your every curse and elegant word<br />Everything I've ever heard<br />Still rings in my head <br />When things have cleared I'll be dead<br />I sleep and in my dreams I die<br />Frightening and strangely sublime<br />I always wake, I don't know why<br />At my best I feel slightly absurd<br />They say it's all in my head<br />But am I not easily lead<br />Mostly the truth is left unsaid<br /><br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-2544773720335383618?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-35624532000219674612006-12-20T15:44:00.000-08:002006-12-20T16:09:36.038-08:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Litotes The Clown is an emissary of pity, and science, and progress, and devil knows what else.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/328559285_90e81f03ae_b.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/328559285_90e81f03ae_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>101. Shock and awe backfire<br /><br />102. The Buddha is a short, fat, dead guy who is never coming back<br /><br />103. Jesus is a tall, thin God who will be right back<br /><br />104. I have some... you know, unresolved childhood issues, but those records are sealed<br /><br />105. Anti-essentialist politics employ the inclusive identity politics of racist hierarchy but fail to understand its ultimate rationalization<br /><br />106. All The Horror, Half The Casualties<br /><br />107. A Frown Is Just A Smile Turned Upsidedown<br /><br />108. Post-Traumatic-Stress-Reorder<br /><br />109. Sometimes, success can ask for blood, sweat and tears, even our own – or that of innocent little children or inoffensive old people<br /><br />110. All's Hell That Ends Hell <br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Then I realized they were stronger than we. They have the strength, the strength to do that. <br /><br />If I had 10 divisions of those men, then our troubles here would be over very quickly. <br /><br />You have to have men who are moral and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling, without passion, without judgment... without judgment. <br /><br />Because it is judgment that defeats us.<br /><br />Goodnight kids, get some sleep, it's an early day tomorrow.<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-3562453200021967461?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-42052342582294255952006-12-20T10:43:00.000-08:002006-12-20T11:51:40.070-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Tiberius Claudius Caesar Augustus <span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Germanicus</span> the Clown</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.comm.unt.edu/histofperf/davidwoodford/Jester02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://www.comm.unt.edu/histofperf/davidwoodford/Jester02.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Republic Freedom vs. Despotic Tyranny is often touted as the major theme of the book by Robert Graves and subsequent BBC miniseries <span style="font-style: italic;">I, <span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Clavdivs</span></span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">I, Claudius</span>] (both are highly rated and enjoyable entertainments).<br /><br />Is that really so true I wonder? Is it not more likely that the major <span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">preoccupation</span> of the work is the Fool on the <span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Wheel</span> of Fortune?<br /><br />Claudius sums up his life to himself:<br /><br /><blockquote>I love liberty: I detest tyranny.<br />I have always been a patriotic Roman.<br />The Roman genius is Republican.<br /><br />I am now, paradoxically, an Emperor.</blockquote><br />He goes on at length to list all the other paradoxes and follies of his beliefs vs. his ultimate circumstance. There are too many to list.<br /><br />The farcical beliefs of others is also too lengthy to list, but, just for a taste: several characters believe they are Gods and one believes himself to be Jesus Christ.<br /><br />Confused at how things have come to this turn, Claudius gets the gist out of a dying 'friend'.<br /><br /><blockquote>Claudius asks: '<span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Vitellius</span>, in a better age you would have been one of the most virtuous men alive: how was it, then, that your upright nature acquired a sort of permanent stoop from playing the courtier?'<br /><br />[<span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Vitellius</span>] said: 'It was inevitable under a monarchy, however benevolent the monarch. The old virtues disappear. Independence and frankness are at a discount. Complacent anticipation of the monarch's wishes is then the greatest of all virtues. One must either be a good monarch like yourself, or a good courtier like myself - either an Emperor or an idiot.'<br /><br />[Claudius] said: 'You mean that people who continue virtuous in an <span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">old fashioned</span> way must inevitably suffer in times like these?'<br /><br />[<span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Vitellius</span> said:] '<span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Phaemon's</span> dog was right.' <span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Vitellius</span> lapsed into a coma and died.<br /></blockquote><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Context and discussion here: <a href="http://www.stefangeens.com/000171.html"><span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Phaemon's</span> dog was right</a><span class="down" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_CreateLink" title="Link" onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton('richeditorframe', this, 8);ButtonMouseDown(this);"></span></span> <span style="font-size:85%;"><br />Reference here: <a href="http://www.ancientlibrary.com/smith-bio/2565.html"><span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Phaemon's</span> dog was right</a> </span><br /><br />The tone is more tragic than comic, which, maybe, why, the ride of Fortune's Fool is overlooked. And tragic it is because of the nature of the monarchy (despotic power) is destined to corrupt everything and everyone around him. Ultimately he bows to inevitability, abandons (<span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">publicly</span>) his ideals and pushes the bloody wheel forward with a few helpful prods.<br /><br />Written it the early 1930's Europe between the wars and the rise of fascism; do you wonder what Graves was thinking about?<br /><br />Claudius' epiphany is that despite it all he is just a Fool with a Sceptre.<br /><br />Struck again with inevitable betrayal and tragedy and wracked with painful emotions he mentally equates himself with, and emotionally identifies with the 'other'. He is at the height of his power and what thought crosses his mind?:<br /><br /><blockquote>'At the first Games I ever saw... I saw a Spanish sword-fighter have his shield-arm lopped off at the shoulder. He was close to me and I saw his face clearly. Such a stupid look when he saw what had happened. And the whole amphitheatre roared with laughter at him. I thought is was funny too, God forgive me.'<br /><br />- Claudius the God</blockquote><br /><br />And God forgive us all.<br /><br />Apparently this phenomena of a book is the work that Graves least liked himself, but it is the one that he is remembered for.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Evil Clown resource:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.comm.unt.edu/histofperf/davidwoodford/Medieval%20Jesters%20introduction_page.htm">Medieval European Jesters and Fools </a> (See picture above).<br /><br />Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?<br />Who watches the watchmen?<br />- Juvenal<br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-4205234258229425595?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-32902264593159355502006-12-18T10:24:00.000-08:002006-12-18T12:17:41.630-08:00Disfunction Junction - Evil Twin Clowns From Calcutta Circus<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/141/326372806_bca6cbe41d_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/141/326372806_bca6cbe41d_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Shaking through the core of my body, near my diaphram, like the irregular fluttering of my father's heart before his pacemaker, out to all the reaches of my bio-empire.<br /><br />My hands vibrate like too much coffee, adrenoline overload and drug problems. Which is what it is. The sweats and sensory distortion, well, it makes for a bad day. Yog-Sothoth in a clown mask.<br /><br />I'm afraid to go out, pick up the phone, or open email. Cthulhu works through compression.<br /><br />Inside, my tidal forces are turbulently trying to align with the new moon of more drugs. I am at the high tide of dosage on a bloody beach of human bones.<br /><br />Outside my life is waiting for me. Outside my life is going on. Outside my life is going by. Which is the dream?<br /><br />The Old Ones my father told me about press in warping them like the sweating plaster walls of a badly sealed grow-op.<br /><br />Is it better than the vertigo, falling into doorframes, knocking pictures off the wall, panic, anxiety and the hospital?<br /><br />A change is as good as a rest.<br /><br />I am forcing myself to eat and drink.<br /><br />I am keeping busy with porno, house cleaning, and scalping old music from the internet.<br /><br />The shakes should pass soon, I know in my head, and I will go back to real worries. The Outer Gods will retreat again, sleep again.<br /><br />There is so much I have to do. It is hard to keep a grip on myself and everything else.<br /><br />I can't think of a metaphor beyond my own trembling body and the eerie whine of half heard incantations.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Magic, you want magic? I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more.<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-3290226459315935550?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-21164906466040768172006-12-12T08:53:00.000-08:002006-12-12T09:20:39.871-08:00<span style="font-style: italic;">Nick Bakay was a contributing editor at the National Lampoon — in particular, the Evil Clown Comics. </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.nickbakay.com/archives/evil_clown/04/04_cover_400.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.nickbakay.com/archives/evil_clown/04/04_cover_400.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Personal History and Family are important stuff, that's what memories, drunken binges and your act usually depend upon.<br /><br />Like a parasite, Evil Clown Comics wormed it's way into the hearts and minds of decedent youth in the pages of National Lampoon.<br /><br />These national treasures of evil clowning are available online.<br /><br /><blockquote>A word to the wise: they are dated (originally written in the 80's and early 90's), they are filthy, and, well... evil — born of a time when a young dreamer name o' Bakay was ever so slightly embittered and pissed off at the world. Ah, youth... Enjoy!</blockquote><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.nickbakay.com/archives/evil_clown/04/04_23.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.nickbakay.com/archives/evil_clown/04/04_23.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Evil Clown No. 4</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">You Can't Go Home Again</span><br /><br /><blockquote>Especially when you're the red-nosed black sheep of a well-to-do family. But you can go on a trip rampage down memory lane with the drunken uncle who first taught you how to make a giraffe out of a condom.</blockquote><br />Read<span style="font-size:130%;"> <a href="http://www.nickbakay.com/archives/evil_clown/04/01">You Can't Go Home Again</a></span><br /><br />Or go here to see the <a href="http://www.nickbakay.com/archives/evil_clown/">Evil Clown Archive</a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">or check out his home page, which has something to to do with sports: <a href="http://www.nickbakay.com/">Nick Bakay</a></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />"He had a baseball bat, and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."<br />- Max Payne<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-2116490646604076817?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-4000271994293764392006-12-11T14:18:00.000-08:002011-09-17T09:16:46.626-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 91 - 100!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/135/319919999_a34658b918_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/135/319919999_a34658b918_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">4th Little Monkey</span>, Evil Clown Sktech, Ink on Paper<br /><br />91. I am the last link in an unbroken ideologically chain of the Illuminati, the Federal Reserve, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Secret Team running the US federal government and the United Nations<br /><br />92. John Birch Paranoid Blues<br /><br />93. Free pamphlet from gun sale at local church really made sense<br /><br />94. Missed one minimum payment<br /><br />95. Sometimes I think about holding pencils in front of my eyes and smashing my face into my desk<br /><br />96. Wanted to sellout, but couldn't find any buyers<br /><br />97. Sex Without The Base Alloy Of Love<br /><br />98. One of the Madonnas<br /><br />99. I hate therefore I am<br /><br />100. Failure is an option, and very likely<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />"You look thin [Victor]."<br />"It's all those drugs, Dad."<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-400027199429376439?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-33976651452653692942006-12-07T10:13:00.000-08:002006-12-07T10:32:18.710-08:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Clown Woken From Dreamy Slumber Into Annihilative Action</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/120/316556096_d472e49ee3_o.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/120/316556096_d472e49ee3_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Evil Clown Drawing: <span style="font-style:italic;">It's a slow world, just show me the highlights</span> - ink on paper<br /><br />I Can't Seem To Stop...<br /><br />81. MKULTRA <br /><br />82. Epiphenomenalism<br /><br />83. Must combat vast Trotskyist conspiracy that is controlling the media<br /><br />84. Truthiness<br /><br />85. The happiness of Baby Jesus is paramount<br /><br />86. Great cover to distance yourself from the establishment<br /><br />87. Pre-antipenultimate counter-revolutionary before my time<br /><br />88. Absolute corruption leads to absolute power<br /><br />89. A funny thing happened to me on the way to my grave<br /><br />90. I am a stooge for secret higher powers<br /><br />-----<br /><br />I'm responsible for one winged angels.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-3397665145265369294?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-23269581334199931782006-12-06T16:46:00.000-08:002006-12-06T17:01:45.349-08:00<strong>Science Firmly Proves Academic Isn’t Getting The Point</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/108/316058683_65d49d4223_o.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://static.flickr.com/108/316058683_65d49d4223_o.jpg" border="0" /></a>Recent studies on clown psychology have introduced innovative models of identity configuration progression and open new insights into how clowns contract their identity(ies).<br /><br />Early modal bonding is the foundation of (and on) emotional and cognitive intersubjectivity (see: <a href="http://attachment.edu.ar/intersubjectivity.html">http://attachment.edu.ar/intersubjectivity.html</a>). Stiff individuation and subsequent sublimation of the self, first in clown-academic confrontation and then in post identity formation are the basis of theoretical social+-ego integration.<br /><br />It is rightly acknowledged that clown–academic bonding lubricates mutual realization of the subjectivity of the other. However, it is presumptuous to presume that the ideation of the process would be greater relatedness and/or identity penetration because of the relationship.<br /><br />Indeed, it is healthy and natural that turgid individuation must itself rupture the close and intense clown–academic liaison.<br /><br />Variance of motion in the instance (and the subtext) of clown–academic conflict is the realization and hyperextension of a deep-seated contempt which must burst the rigid confines and firm boundaries of the relationship or shatter the self.<br /><br />These theories aid in conceptualizing the discrepancies noted by progressive theorists which have traditionally been seen as parities.<br /><br />Less sophisticated models of attachment have dumped these aspects of the academic’s experience like so much cheap used tissue.<br /><br />Because of the nature of the participants and some clowns’ reputation for mirth, merrymaking and affable nature, it is necessary to dispel bigoted notions about academics’ inability to express humour, appreciate humour or deliver a punchline.<br /><br />It has been correctly noted:<br /><br /><em>…that [academics] who …share their humor, generally do not use the [clown] forms of humor …because they simply are not the best tool to facilitate their communication goals... [T]he "one-two punch line" form of most traditional [clowning intercourse] simply doesn't appeal to most [academics]…<br /></em><br />- Women Rarely Prefer the Quickie. L. Naranjo-Huebl. Paraphrased from FPS:WHMBCR. Accessed 2005-11-26. <a href="http://www.fnsa.org/v1n4/huebl1.html">http://www.fnsa.org/v1n4/huebl1.html</a><br /><br />Which reminds me of a joke I heard recently:<br /><br /><em>Two mathematicians are studying a convergent series.<br /><br />The first one says: "Do you realize that the series converges even when all the terms are made positive?"<br /><br />The second one asks: "Are you sure?"<br /><br />"Absolutely!" </em><br /><br />V. Runde. <a href="http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html">Math Jokes</a>. Accessed 2005-11-26.<br /><br /><strong>quod erat demonstrandum</strong><br /><br />T. Dolby, 1988. Aliens Ate My Buick: <a href="http://www.thomasdolby.com/reference/lyrics_aliens.html">Airhead</a>. Access 2005-11-27. http://www.thomasdolby.com/reference/lyrics_aliens.html<br /><br />Close and careful scrutiny of previous studies reveal grave mechanical deficiencies in clowns’ masculinist and androcentric values. Frequently a clown’s inadequacy is sheathed as humour, namely: pranks, insults, put downs, practical jokes, riffs, rants and brief tongue lashings.<br /><br />Yet, upon reflection, it becomes quickly all too obvious that their nature, despite claims to the contrary, is neither supportive nor caring.<br /><br />Clowns obviously have a deep-rooted fear based aggression that attenuates the organ of identity, manifesting as the need to humiliate, debase and subjugate others both psychologically and physically. This is often done under the guise of public charm or in extremis during intimate and private communication.<br /><br />On top of which, specious anecdotal evidence is often used to ‘prove’ that clowns are funnier than academics, as where we have shown that clowns are not funny, they just think they are.<br /><br />But what I really want to know is why the evil clown doesn’t call?<br /><br />-----<br /><br />"Are You going to allow intolerant cultures to go on?"<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-2326958133419993178?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-84322262185938167402006-12-05T13:07:00.000-08:002011-09-16T20:41:20.582-07:00Do you profess destruction and hatred as a duty?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/108/315152557_fa586ccb92_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/108/315152557_fa586ccb92_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Do you find blind obedience and foolish devotion distasteful in yourself but attractive in your minions?<br /><br />Is it that one day you woke and realized that that you don't have to pretend anymore? That it is exhausting pretending to be a regular clown but saucy to be a twisted little shaved ape?<br /><br />I enjoy telling fundamentalist clowns that we evolved from slugs, I like to look smugly on while they quote the bible and just keep repeating phrases like "dinosaur shit", "Davinci code" and "homo marriage".<br /><br />Conservative clowns get: "The United Nations", "World Court", "socialized medicine", a 'hug' and so on.<br /><br />I enjoy discussing the bible with so called liberal clowns (but any excuse will do), particularly Genesis, which I often have to explain is not just a Star Trek device from the Wrath Of Khan movie or an ancient 'progressive' rock band from Europe.<br /><br />I will often insist on praying for people publicly and aloud. If the ground is not too dirty I like to unexpectedly take to my knees and beseech the Lord on their sinful behalf.<br /><br />I talk to everyone about the loneliness and uncertainty in their lives, their longing for deeper meaning and unconditional Love in the midst of our vapid, confusing and uncaring world.<br /><br />Then I like to ask them which brand names represent their highest ideals and aspirations for human kind in the next century.<br /><br />I randomly take their words and cultural codes, or that of their 'enemy', and twist them into a mobius shaped balloon dog of gastrointestinally demoralizing befuddlement.<br /><br />But the sad truth is that most clowns are just too stupid to carry on much of any kind of conversation, and slap stick wears thin pretty fast, especially if you are on the wrong end of the the shtick.<br /><br />Have you ever had a long funny banter with someclown only to realize later that they were perfectly serious, maybe, even, angry?<br /><br />How many people who profess belief or disbelief in Gods and Monsters have ever read the whole Bible? In order??<br /><br />It is boring to talk to clowns who do not understand, let alone are willing to admit, that they have contradicted themselves.<br /><br />Why does the super hero NEED the super villain?<br /><br />Maybe loneliness?<br /><br />Those who publicly and privately argue (or kill) about different kinds of ISMS are just the disposable ideological chess pieces of someone else's wrestling match.<br /><br />Quod Erat Nacho Libre.<br /><br />Why, oh why, lord, good lord, is everyone else so obsessed with men in tights and diapers?<br /><br />Read my finger.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-8432226218593816740?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-74255667588728838732006-11-21T12:08:00.000-08:002011-09-17T09:17:49.329-07:00Reasons To Be An Evil Clown - getting close to 100 - don't forget to vote on your favourites.<br /><br />71. Multiple choice reality<br /><br />72. Piracy is the sincerest form of flattery<br /><br />73. All other cries for help went unanswered<br /><br />74. The "Yuppie Nuremberg Defense"<br /><br />75. Cognitive liberty<br /><br />76. The Necessity of Regime change<br /><br />77. Ecclesiastes 8:8<br /><br />78. Lack of qualifications actually a plus these days<br /><br />79. Funhouse mirror makes me look good<br /><br />80. Denial, denial, denial<br /><br /><br /><br />“My boss is a Jewish carpenter, no really.”<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />We live in a world where the fear of illusion is real.<br />- <a href="http://www.teaparty.com/">Tea Party</a><br /><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-7425566758872883873?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1163803854125918382006-11-17T14:49:00.000-08:002011-09-17T09:19:16.905-07:00Last Night I Dreamt About The Final Conflict Between Vampires And Robots At The End Of Humanity.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/109/300391371_77833f8794_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/109/300391371_77833f8794_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Evil Clown Appropriation Rider: <span style="font-style: italic;">And I should not be confused with reality itself.</span><br /><br />Facile cognitive mapping is all that constitutes a tiny maquette of your undisciplined urges. The disease of your desire must be met by the iron will of order. Its cold purpose is to annihilate all longing.<br /><br />The plague of emotion is a bacteria that is transmitted when bodies are pressed together.<br /><br />It is evil.<br /><br />It is increased by fear.<br /><br />In the end it will sunder all proscriptions and challenge death herself.<br /><br />Discipline, mixed with hate, tempered with analysis. Removed from the abrasion of time passing.<br /><br />Remote, numb, masterful, resisting or better, insensible, to the frenzied press of figures, unmasked identities, mingling fluids and abandoning prohibitions in a festive cauldron of dream.<br /><br />I await with scintillation the final destruction of your ego.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />i write the sins that make the whole world sing<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />Your cell phone is a prison you pay for.<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-116380385412591838?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1163463096843026262006-11-13T15:56:00.000-08:002008-01-27T19:19:51.866-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity</span> ~ Sigmund the Clown<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/108/296822827_6463f68e3f_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/108/296822827_6463f68e3f_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>When you can't sleep write me a list of reasons to be an evil clown:<br /><br />61. Strange Attractors<br /><br />62. Dick, Philip K.<br /><br />63. Excess is a journey, not a destination<br /><br />64. Everyone needs to feel recognized and appreciated, so we can get more work out of you<br /><br />65. A touch of attitude makes a huge difference<br /><br />66. People without imagination are as brave as hell<br /><br />67. The road to recognizing your true nature, it's discovering secret power and magic and menace which were always lurking in the corner of your little mind<br /><br />68. Need to laugh at the President, all Presidents<br /><br />69. The mind, once stretched by the horrible truth, can never settle back into its original shape<br /><br />70. The weight and pressure of trying to win one too many customer service awards<br /><br /><br />Image: <span style="font-style: italic;">Art Inappropriation Devours Pop Culture Reference</span>, Copycamp Stalag 13<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />My contrast creates your virtue.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-116346309684302626?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1163286470927543962006-11-11T14:56:00.000-08:002011-09-17T09:20:26.580-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Throwing A Brick Never Felt So Damn Good</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/110/294825169_e4cd0bd75c_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/110/294825169_e4cd0bd75c_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Evil Clownish Sketch: <span style="font-style: italic;">The Man Who Was Thursday<br /></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Excuses for being an evil clown:</span><br /><br />51. Too far West is East<br /><br />52. Clown Rioting - The Unbeatable High<br /><br />53. Boredom now or hell later?<br /><br />54. I, simply, am not, true?<br /><br />55. Business Is Business<br /><br />56. The evil was there waiting<br /><br />57. Reasons? There are no reasons<br /><br />58. Lately, I have been filled with the knowledge that the killer will strike again...<br /><br />59. CIA campaign to smear and discredit me worked too well<br /><br />60. <a href="http://evilevilclown.blogspot.com/2005/09/evil-clowns-are-no-accidnets.html">Evilution</a><br /><br /><br /><br />Terror, fear, horror, phobia, psychic shock and catatonia in the face of evil clowns is a bloody violent birth by the unconscious mind in a bid to protect itself from a real danger - who but an evil clown would try to 'cure' you of such a thing?<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-116328647092754396?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1162928412056506322006-11-07T11:24:00.000-08:002011-09-17T09:22:41.194-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">A Multiple Choice Past Is Only One Of The Side Benefits</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.museumofbadart.org/images/p-pop-portrait-11.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://www.museumofbadart.org/images/p-pop-portrait-11.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Finished <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_scanner_darkly">A Scanner Darkly</a>, and am looking forward to the dvd - I haven't seen it listed in the theatres?<br /><br />I am now getting deeply into <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glamorama">Glamorama</a>.<br /><br />Over the weekend I saw <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0482571/">The Prestige</a>.<br /><br />For some reason I am attracted to material that plays with reality, creates reality and deconstructs illusion, that makes me stumble in the murkie depths of my uncertain mind.<br /><br />Is it good for me if it makes me feel <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&amp;q=Woozy">woozie</a>?<br /><br />I suspect not.<br /><br />Trying to get away from reality and trying to get a grasp on it are two sides of the same low denomination coin.<br /><br />Hope all is going swimmingly with you - remember, to find 'up', just follow the thought bubbles.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />Real clowns love Jesus, but wait for marriage.<br /><br />Prop Art above:<br /> <br /><span style="font-style:italic;">The Museum Of Bad Art</span> <a href="http://www.museumofbadart.org/index.html">(MOBA)</a> is the world's only museum dedicated to the collection, preservation, exhibition and celebration of bad art in all its forms.<br /><br />PORTRAITURE #11<br />Jerez the Clown<br />Acrylic on canvas by Higgins<br />Acquired from Todd Farm Flea Market by Scott Wilson<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-116292841205650632?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1162177386284363542006-10-29T18:32:00.000-08:002011-09-17T09:23:59.355-07:00List Other Important Skills And Attributes That Bear Upon Your Application:<br /><br /> * <span style="font-style: italic;">Self-Conscious</span><br /> * <span style="font-style: italic;">Cathartic</span><br /> * <span style="font-style: italic;">Brooding</span><br /> * <span style="font-style: italic;">Ironic</span><br /> * <span style="font-style: italic;">Melancholy</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/101/283086877_ca99cd9d22_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/101/283086877_ca99cd9d22_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Evil Clown Reasons For Being:</span><br /><br />41. Normlisphobia<br /><br />42. Belief that Stephen King's “It” TV miniseries adaptation had stupid ending<br /><br />43. Smells like children<br /><br />44. Fear and Loathing<br /><br />45. Hiding out from brutal realities<br /><br />46. Get in the game, create brutal realities<br /><br />47. Close your eyes and try to imagine Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war, now open your eyes<br /><br />48. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad<br /><br />49. I didn't change, everything else did<br /><br />50. Inevitable next step of Intelligent Design<br /><br />-----<br /><br />I come not to bury Caesar, but to dig him up.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-116217738628436354?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1162156738734549182006-10-29T12:50:00.000-08:002008-01-27T19:18:39.867-08:00<strong>Or Some Reasons To Be An Evil Clown:</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/118/282722446_062c925192.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/118/282722446_062c925192.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a>31. Path of least resistance<br /><br />32. Recurring 12 men in tiny car fantasy<br /><br />33. Saruman convinced that the Halfing weed is bad<br /><br />34. Morally ambiguous novel endings finally got to me<br /><br />35. Resistant to treatment<br /><br />36. Done lying for a living<br /><br />37. Hypocrisy finally lost sacrilicious taste<br /><br />38. Clowns in front office imposed dress code<br /><br />39. Different is bad 'Duff'erent is good - can't get enough of that wonderful Duff<br /><br />40. Feet not only Big Thing I got<br /><br />-----<br /><br />I leak out of definitions.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-116215673873454918?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1161195741978033232006-10-18T11:16:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:21:00.664-08:00Poster tribute: <span style="font-style: italic;">They Give Their Lives. Are You Doing Your Shopping?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Reasons To Be An Evil Clown:</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/112/273251751_e46321ac38.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/112/273251751_e46321ac38.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a>21. If you can't join them, beat them<br /><br />22. If you're wrong about being wrong. then you're right, ergo, two wrongs make a right<br /><br />23. Attention Deficit Sandwich<br /><br />24. Superpower - easily humiliate bullies with ridicule<br /><br />25. My God funnier than your god<br /><br />26. I cry you laugh = I laugh you cry<br /><br />27. You wouldn't believe the write-offs<br /><br />28. Priority seating for the elderly, disabled, pregnant women and 6'4" men in grease paint with knives<br /><br />29. Delusions of goodness on the inside<br /><br />30. Don't remember Alamo<br /><br /><br /><br />Sometimes, I Pray For God To Take Me.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-116119574197803323?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1161133263765390442006-10-17T17:51:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:22:41.089-08:00Evil Evil Clown, scribble on paper, <span style="font-style: italic;">Taste The Difference</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Reasons To Be An Evil Clown:</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/113/271832398_51ff8987f2_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/113/271832398_51ff8987f2_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>11. What gets measured gets done<br /><br />12. Self help books depress me<br /><br />13. After all I'm only one person<br /><br />14. I asked myself what Jesus would do<br /><br />15. Secure the crime scene, interview the neighbours... I'm goin'a miss my show<br /><br />16. It all comes out in the wash<br /><br />17. ISO 9000 turned out to be just a big phucking waste of time<br /><br />18. Everybody hurts, sometimes<br /><br />19. See yourself as a winner<br /><br />20. Wash hands before and after? Stupid rules!<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Art of the Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />Science always beats considerations of good and evil.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-116113326376539044?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1161049121539232922006-10-16T18:32:00.000-07:002011-09-17T09:25:45.837-07:00<span style="font-style: italic;">Subtle The Evil Clown Shares Insights</span>, Ink and more on paper<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/89/271832399_8381c6edc2.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/89/271832399_8381c6edc2.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Reasons To Be An Evil Clown:</span><br /><br />1. 'Badittude' phucks up chances of promotion in fast food 'industry'<br /><br />2. Can't sing, act or dance<br /><br />3. Career Aptitude Placement Systems test never lies<br /><br />4. Ignorance is own reward<br /><br />5. Was never going to return that movie anyway<br /><br />6. Believe that the hypocrisyy of Christmas must be kept alive all year long<br /><br />7. Waitering really slow right now<br /><br />8. Bitterness over revelation that I am the problem<br /><br />9. Contempt and mockery of faux airport security measures<br /><br />10. Tender Hobo sex<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />In this context, Officer, what does funny like a clown mean?<br />Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-116104912153923292?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1160436338802592872006-10-09T16:22:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:25:06.182-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">The emotional and physical shakes are always a bit disorienting</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/117/265490330_ae8f2e1ae6.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/117/265490330_ae8f2e1ae6.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a>I am taking things day by day and doing my best to enjoy the good life that I have.<br /><br />It's still a struggle.<br /><br />My medication only serves to dull my pain and my mind and world away for a brief timeless time, what is mind without pain in lotus land?<br /><br />I am a bit haunted these days too, with vivid dreams, uncontorted balloons, and unpainted faces. That's a small but bitter pill for me, but hardly the galling scald that it once was.<br /><br />My time will yet come.<br /><br />My clowning is going horribly and it is a source of much anxiety. But I keep plugging away.<br /><br />I had a job interview on Thurs that went very well, I wore my new red shoes with the green laces. They seemed to think my shaking hands were part of the act.<br /><br />Anyway, now is the time to concentrate on numbers and signs, the voodoo of economics, the magic of business, and the science of keeping them guessing. And they say religion takes faith.<br /><br />I have been keeping myself busy as part of my road to wellness. I have been watching movies again and again and again and reading scifi backwards.<br /><br />But my big kick right now is bootleg audio tapes from second hand stores, thrift shops and garage sales.<br /><br />I particularly like mixed tapes that were obviously made for friends in highschool and contain personal references in the liner notes and funny A / B side names like 'Through The Wide Elysium' and 'Burned Away By Fire' personalized cover art is also a big plus.<br /><br />It seems that I have replaced my neurotic acquisition of figurines and mood-boxes with obsessively searching for pirated mixed tape music.<br /><br />I was very happy when I found Tom Waits 'the piano has been drinking' and a whole slew of 80s music that is impossible to find. It IS a tragedy that this sort of piracy didn't kill the music industry as predicted.<br /><br />My collection is rapidly growing.<br /><br />I miss you and I'm glad that you are doing ok. I hope stuff works out with the least amount of fuss.<br /><br />Best Wishes,<br /><br />Litotes The Clown<br /><br />Sometimes, I wonder, is my Dog superstitious?<br /><br />---<br /><br />If hyperbole were all I needed in this world, I would have been set a long time ago.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Clonw</strong></a></li><br />Photo Donation:<br /><br />Evil Clown Interview Suit, Self Portrait, They Can't Hurt Me Any More, I Hope...<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-116043633880259287?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1159934809875514792006-10-03T21:01:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:25:48.144-08:00<span style="font-style: italic;">Business Meeting Drawing (taking notes is a useless waste of time when they say one thing but ph1uck the customer)</span>, Ink On Paper<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/102/260332496_259129d154_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/102/260332496_259129d154_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Accurately identifying and sizing your market is one of the most difficult exercises that an evil clown will undertake.<br /><br />Factors to fake include your socio-economic condition, your sector growth, your market penetration, volume/size/length/thickness, your assets and price.<br /><br />Markets should always be defined using both "top-heavy amplitude" and "bottoms-up realism."<br /><br />Don't overstate the size of your market even if you have special cream or perform in the dark.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Always have an Exit Strategy</span><br /><br />Plan and memorize a couple of credible exit alternatives with supporting evidence:<br /><br /><ul><li>scan the neighbourhood</li><li>review blueprints or building plans</li><li>note if fire exits are alarmed</li><li>test the response time of the morality squad</li><li>take special note of windows </li><li>do not underestimate the distance to the ground</li></ul><br /><br />I'm all about empathy and baseball bats<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115993480987551479?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1159901062187079242006-10-03T11:28:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:28:13.249-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Evil Clown Energy Does Not Align</span><br /><br />Evil Clown Drawing: <span style="font-style: italic;">Clown In Cog Neat Oh</span>, mixed media on paper<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/122/259956810_fcf631593d_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/122/259956810_fcf631593d_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Is every clown is part of the same Infinite Self?<br /><br />If so, then as such, every clown must have hidden strengths.<br /><br />But having strengths makes one feel secure. The secure don't perform.<br /><br />Hence clowns are insecure and not part, but apart, of the infinite.<br /><br />For them can there be no atonement?<br /><br />As finite; clowns are scarce.<br /><br />Sacred clown energy does not align, but disrupts. An insecure and debilitating reason pervades their nature. Our laughter is the resulting Turbulence of this Intersection.<br /><br />Some posit that archetypes sit in a close human aspect. That explains one way we may see it.<br /><br />But what of Them? What of the other? What of us? How can we apprehend what we do not identify with?<br /><br />Yet Here they are; amoung us if not us.<br /><br />--<br /><br />Problems cannot be solved by the clowns who created them, only exploited for money and sex.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Evil Clown Gallery Coming Soon.</span><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115990106218707924?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1157265647404212532006-09-02T23:30:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:39:28.659-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">The Return Of The Black Dog</span><br /><br /><br />How shall we be at last,<br /><br />life without memory, future without past?<br /><br />By small degrees, by small indiscretions, by small betrayals.<br /><br />The agency ringing with myriad and subtle details.<br /><br />And quivering with terrible stratagems pursue.<br /><br />With embracing limbs of fleshy slumber ensue.<br /><br />Limply lay we down to repose in the soporific place.<br /><br />Our dreams to fall insensible and we deign to self efface.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Due to circumstances beyond our control Litotes The Clown is extemporaneously unavailable.<br />- Mng<br /><br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Emotion biased advertising has a powerful pull for women who don't want me to kill puppies.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115726564740421253?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1155623011728050942006-08-14T23:23:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:38:46.571-08:00<strong>Evil Clown Drawings: I Like What You're Thinking, Ink On Paper</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/88/215742899_670ed871c7_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; width: 320px;" alt="" src="http://static.flickr.com/88/215742899_670ed871c7_o.jpg" border="0" /></a>This evil clown act involves hilarious screw-ups and misdirected rescue behaviour.<br /><br />The clown is trying to 'nudge, nudge, wink, wink' trick the audience or other performers into feeling sorry for them.<br /><br /><strong>Rules Of Thump:</strong><br /><br />1. Don't take responsibility for your so called lif <span style="font-size:85%;">(abbrev. for liff, see: The Meaning of Liff (Paperback) by Douglas Adams &amp; John Lloyd).</span><br /><br />2. Don’t take any action that might lead to a solution, don't DO anything to get yourself out of funny situations. However, you must keep very busy – drama follows action.<br /><br />3. Get into difficult if not improvable or paradoxical positions. How doesn't matter, give them the old razzle-dazzle. Not everyone will buy the BS but the gullible and aroused will believe and you can use their emotions against them.<br /><br />4. Act helpless until you want something or they are within easy striking distance.<br /><br />5. Do I <em>Have</em> to mention Whiney?<br /><br />6. Make it obvious that you want and believe that others can make your existential existence better.<br /><br /><strong>Pantomime Horse:<br /></strong><br />1. Sickness, accidents, family deaths, loving/abandoning pets, suicidal behaviour and crying during soup commercials are your stock and trade.<br /><br />2. Realistically but subtly exaggerate pain to exact sympathy and get out of helping friends move.<br /><br />3. Heartache: She said I looked like her 4th husband.<br /><br /><strong>Bore Issues:</strong><br /><br />1. Anyone who loves me must be too stupid to see how defective I am so I'll screw them up before they discover how worthless I am and leave me.<br /><br />2. Harm &amp; Indulgence tissues – better than Kleenex.<br /><br />3. Entitlement is the flip side of sexploitation.<br /><br /><strong>Player Character Background:</strong><br /><br />1. I only get taken care of (not loved) when I ma ufcked up or in pain.<br /><br />2. When in doubt act infantilized, if you can't spell that act spoiled.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Conscious Bot:</span> You make me un/happy. Situations I magically fall into are untenable.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Unconscious Bot:</span> You will rescue me because it's your fault and I'm hapless.<br /><br /><strong>Doesn't Play Well With Others:</strong><br /><br />Let's focus on why Mary is hurting my feelings for no reason.<br /><br />Jesus is being such a jerk!<br /><br /><strong>Other Characters:</strong><br /><br />Only potential rescuers need apply.<br /><br /><strong>Words That Are Not In The Dickionary:</strong><br /><br />Assertive &amp; Responsible.<br /><br /><strong>Queue For Big Scene:</strong><br /><br />Must make a decision / take action Or enter pain.<br /><br /><strong>Common Freelings &amp; Associates: </strong><br /><br />Listening, sympathy, suggestion giving, supportive, rescue response, guilt, empathy burnout, frustration leading to resentment, take a hike you brat.<br /><br /><strong>Treatment:</strong><br /><br />I am neither Spanish nor a lawyer nor a Spanish lawyer.<br /><br /><strong>Scoring:</strong><br /><br />Remember, the game here is not to get 'something' out of life or Do anything, the game is played by various forms of complaining and half hearted but ultimately planned/failed attempts at competence.<br /><br />1. Points are counted by gaining sympathy and empathy.<br />2. Free rides count for triple points.<br />3. Repeated conning of the same mark is a 25% total bonus.<br />4. Guilt (from others) is good (0.5pt).<br /><br /><strong>Catch 22:</strong><br /><br />Fulfillment of desire leads to regression which destroys source of gratification which leads to rescue which fulfills desire...<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />"What sick, ridiculous, puppets we are, and what a gross, little stage we dance on. What fun we have, dancing and fucking, not a care in the world. Not knowing that we are nothing."<br /><br />Somerset, se7en<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115562301172805094?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1155584185276358962006-08-14T12:23:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:36:36.534-08:00<strong>Man vs. Clown!</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/78/214796176_577e2c31cf_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; width: 320px;" alt="" src="http://static.flickr.com/78/214796176_577e2c31cf_b.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><center>I'll eat anything as long as it's a baby: </center><center>Veal, lamb, puppy.<br /><br />As long as it hasn't had a chance to really live.<br /><br />Life experience makes the meat tough.<br /><br />Innocence makes it sweet and tender.<br /><br />- Peter Lynn,<br /><a href="http://manvsclown.cracked.com/2006/08/things_i_said_but_shouldnt_hav.php">Things I said, but shouldn't have #12</a><br /><br /></center><br /><br />Peter Lynn's way of thinking is way off key.<br /><br />He should be ashamed of himself.<br /><br />He will have a very short-lived and lonely life if he keeps this up.<br /><br />He has made such a joke of it all, and Lord help him. One day he will stand in front of God and have to explain his actions.<br /><br />He can either change his ways or find himself spending eternity in Hell.<br /><br />In another post he reveals his sensitive side with a coworker:<br /><br />"Can I talk to the baby?" I ask.<br /><br />"Sure," she says.<br /><br />I bend close. "Your mommy's worthless," I say.<br /><br />- Peter Lynn<br /><br />Check out his blog and other ' Things I said, but shouldn't have'<br /><br /><a href="http://manvsclown.cracked.com/">Man vs. Clown!</a><br />Old blog <a href="http://manvsclown.blogspot.com/">http://manvsclown.blogspot.com/</a><br /><br /><br /><strong>Evil Clown Art</strong>: <em>Theosophist Trembles In Ecstasy</em><br /><br />Theosophists have been infected with a suspicion of the overwhelming splendor of the clown cycle in which our humanity forms but ephemeral shadows.<br /><br />Mixed media on 100% rag paper<br /><br /><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/">Evil Clown</a><br /><br />-----<br /><br />Around about now in history:<br /><br />August 1930 - The debut of the Amos and Andy show on NBC (radio) starring Freeman Gosden and Charles Correll, was it:<br /><br />- A ground breaking positive influence<br />- Racially offensive stereotyping<br />- A once profitable franchise flogged to death<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115558418527635896?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1155357138892933462006-08-11T21:26:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:33:24.680-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Do I Walk Alone</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/83/212253358_7a85d9c289_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/83/212253358_7a85d9c289_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Evil Clown Art, Title: <span style="font-weight: bold;">chorus: thinking about drinking; drinking about thinking...</span> Media: paper on ink<br /><br />Common Mistake 1: Drinking to “catch up” if arriving late to a party Or I'm happy that others are now too inebriated to pay attention to their booze in the fridge.<br /><br />Common Mistake 2: Having sex under the influence Or waking up every morning screaming “It's not mine!”<br /><br />Common Mistake 3: Driving after drinking Or during drinking, so you can get to the liquor store, so you can buy more.<br /><br />Common Mistake 4: Women thinking they can drink as much as men Or panty pealer.<br /><br />Common Mistake 5: Drinking to feel better Or 15 to 20 minutes of euphoria you can only vaguely recall.<br /><br />Common Mistake 6: Thinking that others at university are drinking excessively Or frig, I was worried that I had a problem, but look at that guy! Go! Go! Go! GOOOO!.<br /><br />Common Mistake 7: Leaving drinks unattended Or some frigger may take your drink Or woe to they that leave their drink unattended – I'll teach them a lesson.<br /><br />Common Mistake 8: Taking Tylenol (Acetaminophen) to help with a hangover Or absolutely anything I can get my hands on OR nothing, I deserve to suffer.<br /><br />Common Mistake 9: Thinking food will sober you up quickly Or hurting myself until I can feel something again.<br /><a href="http://www.mcmaster.ca/health/hwc/Newsletters/nov04/thinking_about_drinking.htm"><br />http://www.mcmaster.ca/health/hwc/Newsletters/nov04/thinking_about_drinking.htm</a><br /><br />Litotes The Clown<br /><br />...and tired of thinking about drinking<br />for thinking of drinking while thinking<br />about drinking and thinking about drinking<br />It's a man-sized inside...<br /><br />The Tragically Hip, Eldorado <a href="http://www.thehip.com/">www.thehip.com</a><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115535713889293346?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1155330519417040462006-08-11T14:01:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:31:42.408-08:00<strong>I Can’t Remember Where I Hid The One True Good</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/81/212257195_41d7e81585_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; float: right; width: 320px;" alt="" src="http://static.flickr.com/81/212257195_41d7e81585_o.jpg" border="0" /></a>Evil Clown Sketch: <em>Sometimes It Hurts To Be Crazy</em>, Pencil on Paper<br /><br />The monstrous can not be unqualified and produce funniness. Whereas it may be weird, it must also clash with harmony so that, like, we can, you know, compare and contrast it to that superannuated ideal.<br /><br />I am Sailing To Ganymede and my fingers get up and walk away.<br /><br />Those plebes’ whose ambitions are inessentially pedestrian are in themselves a grotesque warning of the yearning for the false solace of currency and the implications of victory over others, over the system and the demands of self for self demands.<br /><br />In the same moment they deem simple rules and procedures concerning how to handle the dangerous substances of good and evil as self evident and, further more, that these principles are fixed and resist all attempts at relativism or the troubling mundane circumstances of day to day mortal life.<br /><br />Like the fact that my fingers are a big spider.<br /><br />Contest these hack philosophical questions simile predestination vs. free will, why evil clowns prosper and the towers of our self projects fall into ruin, despair and fevered introspection and what is justice or the good anyway and why the hell should I care anymore? After that poisonous little princess tossed my heart into the ashes!<br /><br />Why should I even try when I'm this tired. I wouldn't even be writing this if Julie didn't have a loaded camera to my head.<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />The Consolation of Philosophy? Comic irony is meaningless.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115533051941704046?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1155270841585857482006-08-10T21:07:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:30:19.907-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Vigorous Repetition Of Basic Techniques May Lead To Mastery Or Slavery</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/61/212258639_0406252db2_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/61/212258639_0406252db2_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Evil Clowns' Fine Art Painting titled: <span style="font-style: italic;">Sometimes I Let The Paint Take Control</span>, Acrylic On Canvas<br /><br />Envisage for an unspecified interval of time that it is 5 annum from now; ideally this would take you less then 5 annum.<br /><br />Are you still getting the same amount you are now? Or maybe just a little more? Are you discontented, flummoxed and deeply ungratified?<br /><br />“Hold on a hog tied minute” you are saying to yourself “this is not the encouraging pillow talk and the semi-lucid, if somewhat suggestive prose, I have come to expect from this fine information focused, noncommercial, content driven, informational, edifying, educative, elucidative, enlightening, explanatory, instructive, authoritative, informed Evil Clowns Internet website.”<br /><br />Just hang on to the edge of the bed for a minute and trust me, this is coming somewhere.<br /><br />Most folks take action long after it is too late.<br /><br />They squirm in the steely clutches of their own indecisions and animal responses. They undulate rhythmically under the inevitable convergence of everything that rises. They utter pleas and groans like pleasant incantations against eternity. Relax.<br /><br />Do not delude yourself that this self same scenario could not happen to you, is not happening to you right now. From a certain point of view (POV) we are all in the middle of slow motion actions and accidents that we can’t yet see or feel, but are about to come.<br /><br />When you can see it coming, all of life is prolonged foreplay for what may later seem to be an unmitigated frenzy of thrashing action pounding against the walls of our comfort zone. At least let's hope so.<br /><br />So, is repeated repetition the silk road to mastery or the hobgoblin of little minds or, somehow, both?<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />I wish I could think of anything funny to say.<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115527084158585748?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1155086886867549672006-08-08T18:27:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:29:40.616-08:00<strong>Thoughts And Things From The Mind Of Ronald McDonald – Proudly 92% White Trash</strong><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/82/210542463_3fbf80f951_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/82/210542463_3fbf80f951_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Evil Evil Clown Drawing:<br />LOVE your work, work your LOVE<br />Medium: pilfered office suppliers on printer paper<br /><br /><a href="http://ronaldmcdonaldusa.blogspot.com/">Ronald McDonald's Blog</a><br />ronaldmcdonaldusa.blogspot.com<br /><br />This is a must see sight for those who have any misgivings about:<br /><center><br />Big "M" Supper Club<br />Der Schotte<br />Donken<br />Evil Clown<br />Golden Arches<br />Gronald's<br />Impastato's<br />Macca's<br />Maccen<br />MacDee<br />MacDoh<br />MacDohNo<br />Mackey-D's<br />Mackidånnkan<br />Mackies<br />Mækker'n<br />Mak Kee 麥記<br />Mäkk<br />Mäkkäri<br />Makku<br />Makudo<br />McChoke and Pukes<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">McDeath</span><br />McDee<br />McDee's<br />McDick's<br />McDo<br />McDonal<br />McDonald<br />McDonaldos<br />McDonas<br />McDoof<br />McD's<br />McEvilClown<br />McPuke<br />Mec<br />Mek<br />Meki<br />Mekkes<br />Mekki<br />Mickey-D's<br />Moulée de clown<br />Old Mak 老麥<br />Old Nick<br />Pat Panepinto Mart<br />Placcy-D's<br />Ronchin Ronnies<br />Rotten Ronnie Oddo's<br />Rotten Ronnie's<br />Rotten Ronnys<br />Rottin Ronnies<br /></center><br /><br />For another side of the greasepaint, see:<br /><br />http://www.mcdonalds.com<br />http://www.ronald.com<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />For the last eight years I have documented coercion, threats, intimidation and manipulation by McDonald's and Leo Burnett Advertising against me due directly to my work as Ronald McDonald.<br /><br />- Joe Maggard, former Ronald actor, 2003<br /><br /><br />I feel badly about what I've done with young people. I was the happy face on something that was horrendous.<br /><br />- Geoffrey Gulliano, former Ronald actor who later embraced vegetarianism<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115508688686754967?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1155014239395468212006-08-07T22:03:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:41:16.994-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Success Is The Sum Of Small Efforts, Repeated Over And Over Again</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/72/209797532_f6b94e7e29_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/72/209797532_f6b94e7e29_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Platitudes And Bromides</span> – Acrylic On Paper<br /><br />You are more important than your problems<br /><br />What is evil?<br /><br />See things as you would have them be instead of as they are<br /><br />What is murder?<br /><br />You win when you aren't afraid to lose<br /><br />What is War?<br /><br />Happiness does not come from doing easy work<br /><br />We have never lost a war<br /><br />Everything is possible when you believe it's possible<br /><br />The French have nothing to teach us<br /><br />You must act on your dreams<br /><br />A shot that shook the world<br /><br />People with goals succeed<br /><br />Depravity<br /><br />It comes from the reserves of your mind<br /><br />Lunacy<br /><br />Successful action has cumulative results<br /><br />Execution<br /><br />There is always a good side<br /><br />At 71 Eddie Adams died<br /><br />Photograph, Pulitzer Prize - 1968<br />South Vietnamese Colonel executing a communist North Vietnamese Vietcong prisoner in a Saigon street<br /><br />Your life will always be to a large extent what you make of it<br /><br />Summary justice<br /><br />You really can live your dreams<br /><br />Orgy of death<br /><br />You have to make your own opportunities<br /><br />Shameful<br /><br />There is no easy road to anything<br /><br />Heroic<br /><br />Overcoming obstacles is the price of success<br /><br />Pride<br /><br />It gives you the ability to rise above reality<br /><br />Chaos<br /><br />Courage gives you the power to face your difficulties<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />One should always keep an open mind, but not so open that one's brains fall out<br /><br />- Bertrand Russell<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115501423939546821?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1154972754642182942006-08-07T10:41:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:42:45.133-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Sometimes, Behind The Mask Or The Paint There Is No Face<br /></span><br />A hollow perfect facade, a clown's mask hides; nothing. Our panic and anxiety don't mark us out as unique or special; they make us interchangeable.<br /><br />This Job, This Life, Is Erasing Me - Mixed Media On Paper<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/83/209195957_e8d5d9714d_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/83/209195957_e8d5d9714d_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />There is an idea of an evil clown; some kind of abstraction.<br /><br />But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory.<br /><br />And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable...<br /><br />I simply am not there.<br /><br />American Psycho (2000 (film not book)) <br /><br />... he's a clown without a face<br />A sound to fill their silence, a soul that leaves no trace<br />Every happy song is drowned in, drowned in sorrow<br />Yet no one sees the tears in his eyes<br />His dreams are gone, no special song, no tomorrow<br />No chorus as his spirit slowly dies<br /><br />- Piano Player, Words by John Murphy, Music by David Sinclair<br /><br />Feeling went away in the fire<br />And the fire is still burning<br />Someone said that we are all liars<br />It's amazing what I'm learning<br />All the words you say<br />When you talk and you talk that way<br />Burn and melt away<br />We cry and we die<br /><br />Hide ourselves inside the sarcasm<br />The whisper of your name<br />Another game of jokes and laughter<br />Clown without a face<br /><br />- Last Time Out, Skywire by Common Children<br /><br />We are the hollow men<br />We are the stuffed men<br />Leaning together<br />Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!<br /><br />T. S. Eliot (1925)<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />This isn't really who i am, is it?<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115497275464218294?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1154816677912348672006-08-05T15:22:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:43:57.518-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Evil Little Monkey Impersonator</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/74/207525782_e82da667b8_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/74/207525782_e82da667b8_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Negotiation Time : Acrylic On Paper</span><br /><br />There are little monkeys all over the place, tiny ones, like spider or green monkeys. They can sit on your shoulder. They seem friendly, but keep their distance.<br /><br />It's hard to keep track of them all as they jump around chattering at each other amiably.<br /><br />It's a big, if gloomy, enclosure; ropes, trunks, simulated trees and a few toys. It's just blackness above, with no sign of a door. But there's no hurry.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Their friendly play is everything we go to the zoo for.</span></span><br /><br />The monkeys freeze. Screaming, they run around ricocheting off the rocks, couches, trees and walls. But they can't leave. Something has gotten in with them.<br /><br />A predator. Is it him? The howling and frenzy increases and I check over my clothes to see if I'm wearing anything that might be wrong.<br /><br />Impossibly fast it bounces around like a rocketing rubber ball. The concaphony and fear are intense. I chases it around and try to stop it or distract it from the monkeys, but it is small, low and fast.<br /><br />Off a particularly rubbery wall rebound, it attaches itself to my leg. There is no sensation of impact, only the wrap-around grip. It looks up at me and grins.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Nausea, revulsion and fear are only words. </span><br /><br />Desperate shaking becomes frantic kicking, becomes wild unbalancing spasms. The grinning monkey is unmoved. With slow deliberateness it sticks it's ass out, then thrusts its hips forward and begins humping my leg.<br /><br />The howling of the others has become a distant wall of sound compared to my breathing and struggles. They are gone; hidden or immobile to the point of invisibility. It doesn't matter anymore. They don't matter anymore. I have to get it off.<br /><br />It gathers steam like a lascivious locomotive, the movements oddly mechanical, a machine cranking itself over in fits and jerky starts. Penetrating my leg with an organic and bloody squish squish.<br /><br />Nothing will shake it loose or knock it off; my hands, leg, the ground or useless bits of woods and debris.<br /><br />Its going at my leg in a frantic rhythm now. It licks and bites my thigh and looks up at me with raised brows on a quizzical and bloody face.<br /><br />My screaming is a constant siren.<br /><br />The world is a blur of thrashing background and monkey howls.<br /><br />At every thrust the pen is getting longer. I feel it under my skin. It turns metallic, the claws and teeth are bloody and deep, the pain sears through my body overtaking all other torments.<br /><br />I beat at its head ineffectually with a stick, cutting and bruising my leg. I want to cut it off.<br /><br />The monkey face is a paper mask. Behind it, a tiny human face begins to sweat through, a look of gleeful, spasming eyes in an unending fit of ecstasy. The needle pistons higher, about to enter my body.<br /><br />Rolling on the ground over rocks, desperate and on fire.<br /><br />Thrashing and sweating I awake and rub my leg, I run my hands through my hair. I find the light and rub my leg again.<br /><br />Time to go to work.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />I went looking for clowns and found only the evil apes of their ideas<br />- The Clown who was Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115481667791234867?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1154670305341136192006-08-03T22:25:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:45:47.859-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">The Appearance Of Perception: Echoes In A Cube Farm</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/90/206266810_29d092c84c_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/90/206266810_29d092c84c_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Evil Clown Drawing Medium: Office issue green pen on standard printer paper<br /><br />In this original graphic art the artist has skillfully adapted their unnatural surroundings and appropriated material from the corporate culture. This petty subversion may be interpreted as inversion of the formulaic hierarchy of capitalist taxonomy.<br /><br />This contemporary 'at hand' exploration of graphic media and visual relationships cleverly under-renders the tonal values and spacial grounding of the subject to great effect. One can feel the numbed horror of these sparse sketchy lines.<br /><br />The overall emotional impact is as restrained as the muted logic of accident victims in shock. Through the tunnel of the thousand yard stare we see ourselves: Not seething with rage. Not the slave owners of destiny. We are hillbillies at the mall - He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mrs. Taylor</span>: Dr. Hathaway, I saw your show the other night on radioactive isotopes and I've got a question for you.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dr. Hathaway</span>: Yes?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mrs. Taylor</span>: Is that your real hair?<br /><br />- Real Genius, 1985<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115467030534113619?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1154583652925896892006-08-02T22:36:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:47:25.755-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Shopping slash to do or is it ta da?</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/76/205475772_0e362167ce_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/76/205475772_0e362167ce_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Marshal for war<br /><br />Troops of horsemen<br /><br />Columned soldiers<br /><br />Fleets of ships<br /><br />The foulest splendor the harsh earth can belch up<br /><br />Rewrite Sappho the clown<br /><br /><br />In Death evil clowns are left to lie<br />And no one will remember them<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">At all</span><br /><br />In all the days yet to come<br />They have had no share of wine or roses<br />From this world their ghosts expelled<br />Roam amoung the broken and strengthless dead<br />In Hell they will be ignored<br /></div><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />If you can't think of anything funny to say - show you're nuts.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115458365292589689?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1154408468154237722006-07-31T21:57:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:49:28.298-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Add Fear And Mix</span>, Bake Under Fluorescent Lights For 5 Years And Anxiety Headache Is Produced -<br />Acrylic On Paper</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/64/203574203_42309816e6_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/64/203574203_42309816e6_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>The darkened workspace had the color of a failed burnt sienna. Sparsely light by directionally directed fluorescent tubes that spilled and bled faint light anyway.<br /><br />The Peoples' Popular Music played over and over and over again in the background as the bunnie stared unblinking into the arching of the flickering lamp.<br /><br />It was slowly, ever so slowly, making him blind, he knew.<br /><br />He couldn't look away.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />TODAY’S WORD:<br /><br />CENTOPHOBIA<br /><br />Noun, fear of new things or new ideas.<br /><br />TODAY’S THOUGHT:<br /><br />Age and treachery always triumph over youth and talent.<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115440846815423772?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1154314128560242442006-07-30T19:44:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:50:22.840-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Evil Clown Drawing, Ink On Paper</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/61/202422293_9d4337351f_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/61/202422293_9d4337351f_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Inconsequential metaphysics</span><br />When we really get down to it,<br />it's all a matter of slap stick.<br /><br />Pondering that, or pondering this.<br />Wasting time,<br />peering through mist.<br /><br />Flow on the wind, not the stars.<br />use your time<br />in the backs of cars.<br /><br />Do not think, to gaze on out,<br />beyond your scope.<br />To think is to doubt.<br /><br />Frolic in fields,<br />run and play.<br />What else is there anyway?<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Killing you Killing me Killing time<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115431412856024244?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1154202693841305702006-07-29T12:44:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:52:01.753-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">To the Young Evil Clowns of the Word A Manifesto Of Old Fashioned Evil Clowns From Future Past</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/62/201150725_221c7c0149_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/62/201150725_221c7c0149_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>We hear the howling hounds of chaos keening in our inner ears.<br /><br />This is not some political or religious clique, it is not even an economic mutual aid society. It is not a security pact.<br /><br />It is a savage unrestrained revolt beyond the petty defiance of movie critics and squeamish and uncomfortable numbness of nihilist managers.<br /><br />Everywhere a firmament is fermenting within the rotting husk of the apes of our former idealists. The chrysalis, the pupa, before the fearful metamorphosis of our own evil clowns.<br /><br />We understand well the hidden and vicious underpinning of systems. We were trained and bred for them, we invented them, we brought them to there terrible logical conclusion. We will not crawl like insects or homeless families amongst the cracks of business, church and state.<br /><br />We are embedded within the dominion. We embrace the mechanism and will game the system.<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />When man tries to imagine Paradise on earth, the immediate result is a very respectable Hell.<br /><br />- Paul Claudel (1868-1955)<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115420269384130570?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1154151662815235122006-07-28T22:39:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:54:33.932-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">I Don't Understand The Younger Generation</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/77/200780073_a331abf26a_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/77/200780073_a331abf26a_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>All loyal facilities in Shenyang, China have banned the Clown Fable after some students threatened friends and teachers by altering paper stationery to look like a Death Threat and marking the names of people they loathed on it.<br /><br />It has been proclaimed a poisonous thrall upon the soul, creating wicked hearted clowns.<br /><br />Simple minds simple Rules<br /><br />- The evil clown whose name is here-in written shall die<br /><br />- It don't count if you don't have the clown's face seared into your mind - so they's don't get no clown by miss take<br /><br />- 40 secs GO. How you write it - it will happen. BTW: average HS typing speed is about 35-55 words per minute. If you set it down longhand, cursive writing (not what you think) is to be expected<br /><br />- If no particular or particularly grusome manner of death is described in hideous detail the clown will die of one of: cancer, heart attack, cancer, suicide, car accident, cancer, collateral damage, accidental gardening accident, choke to death on someone(')s unfinger-printable vomit, cancer, car bomb, tax reasons or convenient random act of evil (pay it forward)<br /><br />- After labeling the cause of death, the horrific minutia should be excruciatingly detailed within in the next 400 seconds<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Visit Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />A cautious young fellow named Lodge<br />Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.<br />When his date was strapped in<br />He committed a sin<br />Without even leaving the garage.<br /><br />That's clever, isn't it?<br /><br />- Blood<br />A Boy and His Dog (1975)<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115415166281523512?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1154113500953083902006-07-28T12:01:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:55:44.899-08:00<strong>This Evil Clown Drawing Was Inspired By Work</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/70/200096932_6e9ccc69b5_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/70/200096932_6e9ccc69b5_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Some days I am more suicidally depressed than others<br />I like to day dream about your hands touching me<br /><br />Reading self help books make me more depressed<br />I feel like a wave going under<br /><br />Numbed and one half step removed, transitory, like wind through dried grass<br />I wonder only vaguely at that stillness<br /><br />The clown was handed to me from some online coloring book. I used my finicky gold and silver pens and some metallic colors, they and the highlighter don’t show up very well when scanned – it loses luminescence.<br /><br />Sometimes I think about holding pencils in front of my eyes and smashing my face into my desk.<br /><br />TGI Friday<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Attention Deficit Sandwich<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115411350095308390?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1154105893030406052006-07-28T09:40:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:56:27.299-08:00<strong>Evil Clown Amused By A Video Of The Scientific Rituals Of Void Engineers</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://www.cranialstorage.com/brainjar_STONE.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; float: right; width: 200px;" alt="" src="http://www.cranialstorage.com/brainjar_STONE.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;">Brilliant.<br /></span><br />THIS is what science is really about.<br /><br />I am emailing the guilty now.<br /><br />Litotes The Clown<br /><br />It refreshes my shrivelled soul to be reminded that Clowns wear lab coats too.<br /><br />Find out what the brain in the jar thinks about: <a href="http://xa0s.blogspot.com/2006/07/little-amusement.html">Evil Clowns Explore The Essence Of Science</a><br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />Today I had a disembodying experience. I’ll never get the stains out.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115410589303040605?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1154039896309047722006-07-27T15:30:00.000-07:002008-01-27T19:58:06.414-08:00<strong>Lowered Expectations<br />Must Love Clowns, No Dogs</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/58/198054012_cf6d0b7349_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/58/198054012_cf6d0b7349_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Age: 32; Vancouver, BC<br />Active during the last 24 hours<br /><br />First Name: Litotes<br /><br />Gender: Clown (male) seeking nubile circus act / side show diva <br /><br />Marital Status: So very very lonely. I have sooo much love to give.<br /><br />Body Type: Surprisingly Strong<br /><br />Height: 5' 9"<br /><br />Eyes: Unblinking hazel with flecks of gold<br /><br />Hair: Yellow<br /><br />Ethnicity: is all in the face paint<br /><br />Sense of Humor: Extreme, Clever, Slap My Stick, Quick Witted<br /><br />Social Setting: Shy at first, but warm up quickly<br /><br />TV Watching: Infomercials, News, Serial Murderer Documentaries, Horror / comedy<br /><br />Smoking: Doesn't smoke unless on fire<br /><br />Drinking: Drinks socially<br /><br />Living Situation: I live with midgets, contortionists and exotic animals<br /><br />Have Kids: Not my own<br /><br />Want (more) kids: I'll tell you later<br /><br />Education: Graduate<br /><br />Employment Status: Full-time, it’s a vocation – not a job<br /><br />Occupation: Entertainment<br /><br />Income: You’d be surprised<br /><br />Religion: Loki, Kali, Oberon, Saint Fermin, Amaguq, Kaulu, Iktomi and others as needs arise<br /><br />Attend Services: the whole world is my cathedral<br /><br />Political Views: Conservative<br /><br />Astrology: Libra<br /><br />Languages: Esperanto, Marketing, Art Criticism<br /><br />Interests: Arts, Fine Dining, Outdoor Activities, Dank Places, Photography, Closets, Sporting Chances, Guerrilla Theater, Travel, Cooking, Game Theory, Francis Bacon (painter), Attila Richard Lukacs, Robert Longo, Lucian Freud, Fire<br /><br />In my own words<br /><br />I love to laugh and meet new people and I am looking for love.<br /><br />Are you looking for someone to have FUN with? Are you confident, affectionate and not easily repelled?<br /><br />I am an indoors / outdoors type but loath pointless physical activity. I do however love the deep end of the pool; can you swim?<br /><br />I am a hapless romantic at heart and I can give until it hurts.<br /><br />Why not find out what life has to offer?<br /><br />Serious replies only.<br /><br />Let's play!<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />If you think I'm funny now, wait 'till we have sex.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115403989630904772?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1153973733017899622006-07-26T21:12:00.000-07:002011-09-17T09:27:58.531-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Jester Draws On Sad Experiences</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/58/198054010_6f93e07538.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/58/198054010_6f93e07538.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>This Pagliacci conte [medieval story, not the drawing medium], concatenates too lost souls<br /><br />Hailed originally as a dramatic masterpiece, it was later lambasted by a new generation of art snobs, elbowing their way into the business, as a sanctimonial sack of offal unfit even for mass culture [shudder].<br /><br />Despised and desicated it was rediscovered years later in a disused locked lavatory baring the sign 'beware of the leper'. <br /><br />This commedia dell'Arte trope was then auctioned as: a new lost masterpiece, recently uncovered and recovered lost masterwork, as stirring as it is gracious, rare, exclusive, one of a kind, sure to appreciate, cherish, original, by famed outside standing in the rain artist Litotes The Clown, contemporary, bold lines, vibrant composition, this drawing will no doubt be an immediate personal treasure.., etc.<br /><br />Yours to enjoy.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />Sex: It's ALL fun and games until someone loses an eye.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115397373301789962?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1153966113511856222006-07-26T19:05:00.000-07:002011-09-17T09:30:27.655-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Why Not Pimp Your Own Freakish Impulses?</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/78/198054011_f65ff6106b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/78/198054011_f65ff6106b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">This In Issue</span><br /><br />Do you posses what's required for your functioning existence? Why not pimp your own freakish impulses? Why not let them mislead you down the merry path?<br /><br />I bet there are secret things you can do soooo well, others would be astonished to see pictures of them on the Internet. Think about it.<br /><br />Could those shadowy abilities you try to repress be the dark angel of temptation trying to seduce you onto a road much less travelled?<br /><br />Start with your weakness! All too of ten clowns focus on their good points.<br /><br />No one ever gets anywhere by being:<br /><ul><li>a team player who wants responsibility</li><li>can work well independently<br /></li><li>has attention to detail</li><li>the ability to work well under pressure</li><li>having excellent communication skills (both orally and written)</li><li>proficient with computers </li><li>the mad desire to answer to three bosses</li></ul><br />The papers are filled with those crappy jobs all the time. That junk will get you burned out faster than junk.<br /><br />Have the courage to bridge the gap and do what you truly can't resist.<br /><br />Here are a few classics to get you started:<br /><br />1 Lust<br />2 Gluttony<br />3 Greed/Avarice<br />4 Sloth (not the mammal)<br />5 Wrath<br />6 Envy<br />7 Pride<br /><br />Could you use some or ALL of these weakness everyday? Especially at work? If not, why not? You are missing out on the true path to excess.<br /><br />Cultivate fate, conquer tears and take the plunge.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />This isn't just another disco drug deal gone bad, is it?<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115396611351185622?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1153850082742349392006-07-25T10:22:00.000-07:002011-09-17T09:32:33.267-07:00<strong>Are You Experiencing A Sharp Pain As If A Spike Is Being Driven Into The Top Of Your Pointy Head?</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/62/198054009_8a93de6c4e.jpg?v=0"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://static.flickr.com/62/198054009_8a93de6c4e.jpg?v=0" border="0" /></a>When laughter is not funny?<br /><br />Within the daily course of mundane horror I often find myself sobbing and crying until I laugh, then sometimes I can’t stop. Cops, have little sense of humor.<br /><br />Chinese researchers report pathological laughter involves the disinhibition of freakishly dark urges in the higher brain stem.<br /><br />Do you find that spasmodic laughter ofttimes degenerate into convulsions of blood curdling screaming?<br /><br />To untrained observers this spasmodic laughter could seem stupid, insipid and lowbrow. The wise will stand well back.<br /><br /><br /><em><center>No money down Irreducibly complex Existentially funny It hurts; it burns Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church Intercourse the Penguin</center></em><div align="left"><br /><br />Socially uncomfortable wailing waivers between laughter and sobbing and may seem dissociated from any apparent stimulus (do you frequently laugh while watching the news?).<br /><br />Symptoms may also include super sensitiveness to extrinsic impersonations.<br /><br />I’m laughing at war footage<br />Missiles make me smile<br />Famine<br />Pestilence<br />Vehicle commercials that feature national parks<br /><br />The Life is a Gom Jabbar. Try, looking at the Cosmos around you, at that places where you dare not look; you'll find the Joker there, laughing back at you!<br /><br /></div><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />A clown with a heart, of course it wasn't hers... and it was still beating.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115385008274234939?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1153597955757631842006-07-22T12:51:00.000-07:002011-09-17T09:35:35.840-07:00<p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Conclusion: Intelligent, Sexy, Exciting, Strong And Banned</span><br /><br /><em>Babbler Accuses Audience Of Scopophilia And Ponders Absense of Enthralling Thralls In Current American Myth And Cinematographic Cityscape</em><br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/73/195405710_d5584b25bd.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://static.flickr.com/73/195405710_d5584b25bd.jpg" border="0" /></a>Are we to ever see the return of the clown-fatale? Is there no place for her in our fantasy?<br /><br />The popular perception of the She-Clown is that she is wild, dangerous, run-amok and evil; that is, irresistable.<br /><br />But this current cultural aversion to real sexuality amounts to censorship.<br /><br />This type of unconscious repression is a type of misogynistic clown psycho-sexual pathology - personalized and conceptualized in a kind of social bidirectional double headed dilbo, or, later on the dvd, as a sixty-nine of causality between culture and socially constructed reflections of representation.<br /><br />What is there to fear but our chains?:<br /><br />Is it that:<br /><br />- These female clown seductresses have the moxy, virility and positive optimism, along with the potency and strength to expunge common men-folk power?<br /><br />- Declarations of Love for simpleminded men but mask her sexually petty objectives and grand but opaque political goals?<br /><br />- He is allowed, at least initially, to believe himself to be manipulating her; to see her as the passive agent of his subterfuge and power?<br /><br />- Inevitably, frightfully (if at all conscious) or under the vale of ignorance, the sucker will succumb to her sexual power and superior, though subtler will; becoming her pathetically enslaved emotional boot boy?<br /><br />I may never care.<br /><br /></p><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />A good gag can be a philosophical assassin.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115359795575763184?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1153441800580068852006-07-20T17:29:00.000-07:002011-09-17T09:38:22.672-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Evil Clown Drawing Mocked By Successful Ebay Artist</span><br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/73/194351486_021ffa657c.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/73/194351486_021ffa657c.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>All psychologists who have studied the intelligence of clowns, as well as poets and novelists, recognize today that they represent the most inferior form of human evolution and that they are closer to children and savages than to an adult civilized man.<br /><br />They excel in fickleness, inconsistency, absence of thought and logic, and incapacity to reason.<br /><br />Without doubt there exist some distinguished clowns, very superior to the average man, but they are as exceptional as the birth of any monstrosity, as, for example, a gorilla with two heads; consequently, we may neglect them entirely<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown, Today, quoting Julian Paul Keenan, A Brief Analysis of 'The Bell Curve', (date unknown), quoting Kriszner &amp; Mandell, 1996, The Bell Curve, pp. 359, quoting Gustave Le Bon, 1879<br /><br />"All quotations, by definition, are out of context."<br />- www.politicalquotes.org, Eigen's Political &amp; Historical Quotations, see preface.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />Bullying is easier and less demanding than almost all other options. I have seen managers coldly bully and abuse their staff on a random basis, not as an expression of any inner or outer state, but as a leadership technique.<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115344180058006885?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1153369195827942052006-07-19T21:18:00.000-07:002011-09-17T09:41:09.573-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Evil Clown Art Hobby</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/44/193732369_765afe56dd.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/44/193732369_765afe56dd.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a>Medium: Cheap Acrylic On Watercolor Paper<br /><br />A clown learns how to paint a self-portrait by mapping the values of his light and dark nature. The I is easily confused and easily fooled.<br /><br />Mapping is an important method that allows the inner artist to see the 'subject' clearly and to draw it 'as it is' as opposed to 'how you like to think it is'.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">It is spiritual realism stripped of superstition<br />-<br />It is immaculate perception without archetypes<br /></div><br />In as much as artistic representation is a process of mediation, the underlying form of all physicality when removed, or, in some cases, abstracted (anything, say, after post-painterly abstraction), restrains contextual tendencies to illusion-ism.<br /><br />This 'Being in-itself' contrasted, as-it-were, with 'content'.<br /><br />How then, can this 'Pure Art' be contained or retained if again connected, even with a golden umbilical cord, to subject matter?<br /><br />The opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference.<br /><br />Subject matter need only be driven away from art if it is feared like a loathed infection; think about the ignorant but noble savages who drive away Frankenstein's reflection of [womb-less]man himself.<br /><br />To detest something, even to ascribe to it malicious intent, is to give it power. Then it is a thing to be feared.<br /><br />But be that as it may, if subject matter is not to be detested or treated like an unfortunate relation, then it need not hold LESS sway than other considerations – namely, form, context, inter-textuality or 'position'.<br /><br />Now can representation be freed. And once freed, like all things, we find that it has nowhere else to go.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Self policing is a humorous concept, have you ever know science to stop discovering of its own volition, profitable enterprises from seeking more profit, the military from training for war or a Chicago cop to pull themselves over and write up a ticket?<br /><br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115336919582794205?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1153277890373189242006-07-18T19:56:00.000-07:002011-09-17T09:43:46.837-07:00<strong>Evil Clown Bothers Police Psychic With Obscure Drawings Prompted By Dreams</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/57/193075738_63feb1813b.jpg?v=0"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 220px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://static.flickr.com/57/193075738_63feb1813b.jpg?v=0" border="0" /></a><div align="right"><em>Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone</em></div><br />Bateman sometimes used to leave his sketches in the fax machine at Pierce &amp; Pierce – remember fax machines?<br /><br />I found a few behind / under the desk with transmission slips to foreign human rights organizations. Late at night, mostly.<br /><br />Once I found a long and rambling fax (drawing free) asking how much it would cost to sponsor a very detailed report documenting certain incidents with eye witness accounts and photos.<br /><br />Another time, in the elevator, he was compulsively scratching his face and a concerned looking Luis Carruthers asked him what was wrong.<br /><br />Patrick said his ‘Mask’ was ‘Itchy’.<br /><br />Luis smirked and they discussed some kind of European moisturizer.<br /><br />Neither paid any attention to me (then or ever) and I tried to keep my eyes fixed on the panel buttons.<br /><br />My mind wandered and I let my eye stray. It caught Luis’s reflection. And, for a fraction of a moment, his face positively Fawned at Patrick then eerily snapped straight.<br /><br />I felt, suddenly, that I was very alone and that I had caught Luis in a private moment by himself.<br /><br />I covered my spasm with a cough - I still get anxious wondering if it sounded too self-conscience, or something - and willfully fixed my eye back on the buttons.<br /><br />I kept an informal file of the things I had found.<br /><br />I quit a few days later, but burned the file 2 years later when I found them again unpacking after a fairly recent move.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Spongebob: It's not about winning, it's about fun!<br /><br />Plankton: What's that?<br /><br />Spongebob: Fun is when you fun isn’t like it's kinda’ sorta’ like a What is fun? Here, let me spell it for you!<br /><br />Spongebob:<br />F is for friends who do stuff together<br />U is for you and me<br />N is for anywhere and anytime at all<br /><br />Chorus:<br />Down here in the deep blue sea<br /><br />Plankton:<br />F is for fire that burns down the whole town<br />U is for uranium bombs!<br />N is for no survivors when you…<br /><br />etc.<br /><br />- Spongebob Squarepants Lyrics - FUN Song<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115327789037318924?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1153024345405469372006-07-15T21:24:00.000-07:002011-09-24T09:16:58.852-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Wicked Farceur would compel you to act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it would become a universal law</span><br /><br /><br />During meetings at work I sometimes draw skulls, clowns or women with their heads' on fire.<br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/53/190506268_6c16b31827.jpg?v=0"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/53/190506268_6c16b31827.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />clowns are anti-social, pathological creatures preying on society<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-115302434540546937?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1143757936362000592006-03-30T14:19:00.000-08:002006-03-30T14:32:16.390-08:00And so it goes...<br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://www.natural-creations.co.uk/churchill.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.natural-creations.co.uk/churchill.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The Black Dog<br /><br />I delude myself that I have more good qualities than bad ones<br /><br />Friends see me as cooperative and agreeable because they don’t know who I really am</div><div align="center"><br />I'm tense and nervous but hide it effectively / drink heavily </div><div align="center"><br />I'm easily upset by little things like injustice, poverty, human degradation, starvation and the like</div><div align="center"><br />I can be quite impatient with morons </div><div align="center"><br />I can get rattled by the knowledge that life could end easily: </div><div align="center">for myself, my civilization and / or my species<br /></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">I don't tend to seek advice from others<br /><br /></div><div align="center"><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li></div><p>Due to circumstances beyond our control</p><p>Litotes The Clown is extemporaneously unavailable</p><p><br />##</p><div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-114375793636200059?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1142726338014687292006-03-18T15:52:00.000-08:002006-03-18T15:58:58.173-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">2 K00l 4U, Evil Clown Chides</span><br /><blockquote><br />"The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one,<br />must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass."<br /><br />- Multiple Attributions the Clown</blockquote><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i.xanga.com/brinkecw/bond1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i.xanga.com/brinkecw/bond1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Look up <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geeks">Geek</a> in Wiktionary, the free dictionary<br /><br />A <span style="font-weight: bold;">geek</span> (pronunciation /gi:k/ ) is a person who is fascinated, perhaps obsessively, by obscure or very specific areas of knowledge and imagination. Geek may not always have the same meaning as the term nerd (see nerd for a discussion of the disputed relation between the terms).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Nontechnical geeks</span><br /><br />In the past, the image of geeks has almost always been associated with someone who was assumed to be more intelligent and educated than the general public due to the notion that many of them were intellectually talented.<br /><br />However, with the revolution caused by electronic entertainment, the internet, and television, many, both male and female, have styled themselves as geeks in the interest of appearing more intelligent or generating a fashionably quirky image.<br /><br />Examples of both can especially be seen in many genre fandom circles where esoteric jargon is frequently employed as a sign of being "in the know" or the desire to be part of a subculture's elite. An example of this is the widespread use of japlish in many western otaku circles or the frequent use of L33t online.<br /><br />Many of these geeks prefer pop culture, entertainment and artsy or fannish subjects rather than the traditional domain of geeks; science or technical fields which are intellectually demanding and require serious committment.<br /><br />Jay and Silent Bob of Kevin Smith's Jersey Trilogy (Clerks, Mallrats, and Chasing Amy) popularizes the image of self-styled geeks who may be proficient at absorbing pop culture/entertainment information (such as comics, movies, videogames, and sci-fi) but are not particularly educated or intelligent otherwise.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br />-----<br /><br />Geek Speak Of Clown<br /><br /><a href="http://books.slashdot.org/comments.pl?cid=13974229&sid=167554">http://books.slashdot.org/comments.pl?cid=13974229&amp;sid=167554</a><br /><br />Re:Interesting? mod this clown down.<br /><br />(Score:2)<br /><br />by Kent Recal (714863) on Monday November 07, @05:41PM (#13974229)<br />Nope, Gecko is written in C++ but the whole Firefox interface, which is for all means and purposes "my browser" is written in XUL, which is nothing more than Javascript + CSS + XML.<br /><br />Which is why you can get browsers such as K-Meleon, also based on Gecko and still different browsers (K-Meleon being written in C++/Win32).<br /><br />-----<br /><br />Master of Ceremonies<br /><a href="http://www.xanga.com/brinkecw">Brinkecw's</a><br />http://www.xanga.com/brinkecw<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-114272633801468729?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1142530870785152962006-03-16T09:39:00.000-08:002006-03-16T11:08:31.356-08:00<strong>The Secret Lies Within Identity<br />A Frightfully Good Scare</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://www.unreel.co.uk/reviews/i/Identity/coa.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://www.unreel.co.uk/reviews/i/Identity/coa.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><blockquote>As I was going up the stair <br />I met a man, who wasn't there <br />He wasn't there again today <br />I wish, I wish he'd go away </blockquote><br /><br />Whispered in a sing-song voice, like a child's rhyme. <br /><br />Like an incantation or prayer against something bad and scary. Appropriate for protection from evil clowns, demons and the menacing but unseen. <br /><br />You live in a murky nightmare, being toyed with by forces you can't control or comprehend.<br /><br />Everyone, it seems, has a duel identity, a secret or a secret life: playing on themes of fantasy vs. reality and public lie vs. private truth. <br /><br />Memory and time: <br /><br />I met a man, who wasn't there <br />He wasn't there again today <br /><br />And in this case, who can you meet who isn't there? Yourself. <br /><br />'I wish, I wish he'd go away' sounds is a combination of beseeching and wishing for things to return to the tolerably normal and mundane. <br /><br />The poem is, at its heart, nonsensical. This reflects the state of your mind and of the audience. <br /><br />The compound effect of all these elements makes it eerie... In another context it would sound like Dr. Seus or Lewis Caroll. <br /><br />The phantom doesn't just 'go away', but has to be faced... <br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />I hate therefore I am<br /><br />Next on Charmed: A demon attacks The Charmed Ones with dream dust, causing their nightmares to come to life. Paige is harassed by an evil clown at a baby shower.<br /><br />-----<br /><br />John Cusack <br />Ray Liotta <br />John Hawkes<br />http://www.unreel.co.uk/reviews/i/Identity/index.cfm<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-114253087078515296?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1142444409652140552006-03-15T09:28:00.000-08:002006-03-18T22:44:53.056-08:00<strong>Deviant Statue Molesters Twist The Innocent Beautification Of Public Spaces Into Debauched Pornography</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://www.statuemolesters.com/pics/molesters/g-i/gino.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.statuemolesters.com/pics/molesters/g-i/gino.jpg" border="0" /></a>These dirty minded inverters of public norms submit photos from all over the world.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.statuemolesters.com/pics/molesters/j/joel3.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.statuemolesters.com/pics/molesters/j/joel3.jpg" border="0" /></a>It is wrong<br />It is funny<br /><br /><a href="http://www.statuemolesters.com/pics/molesters/b/buddy2.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.statuemolesters.com/pics/molesters/b/buddy2.jpg" border="0" /></a>Clever and reckless<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Thankfully for us there is a photographic record.<br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />Ask a better question:<br /><br />A) What is most beautiful about war?<br />B) What if progress is an allusion?<br />C) Is failure an option?<br />D) What if this is Heaven?<br />E) Why shouldn't I steal from the company?<br /><br />-----<br /><br />More sick jesters:<br /><a href="http://www.statuemolesters.com">Statue Molesters</a><br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-114244440965214055?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1142059290263644312006-03-10T22:05:00.000-08:002006-04-19T10:14:18.216-07:00<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Do Not Mock Him Clown; Lest Clown Mock Him Down</span><br /><br />And tell the pleasant prince this mock of his<br />Hath turn'd his balls to gun-stones; and his soul<br />Shall stand sore charged for the wasteful vengeance<br />That shall fly with them: for many a thousand widows<br />Shall this his mock mock out of their dear husbands;<br />Mock mothers from their sons, mock castles down;<br />And some are yet ungotten and unborn<br />That shall have cause to curse the Dauphin's scorn.<br /><br />William Shakespeare<br />Henry V<br />Act 1, Scene 2<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Morris County clowns express praise for teacher; find fault in timing, format</span><br /><br />Resolution defends president, decisions – at least for now<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.edwards.af.mil/archive/2002/images/mock_trial.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.edwards.af.mil/archive/2002/images/mock_trial.jpg" border="0" /></a>The trial, which began Feb. 27, concluded Tuesday, Perlett said. No verdict was rendered as part of an agreement brokered by officials in the K-12 district last Friday following an onslaught of criticism.<br /><br />Mouth pieces for the President said he was pleased that the Freeholders had opted for freedom over terror by gagging the teenagers, but was disappointed that the resolution that they passed, though flagrantly full of factual errors and in obvious support of the current administration did not go far enough.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.dailyrecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060309/NEWS01/603090338/1005">"To try a sitting president in a time of war crosses the line"</a><br /><br />This is the text of the resolution passed by the Morris County Board of Freeholders Wednesday concerning the Parsippany High School mock trial of President Bush:<br /><br />Whereas, an advanced placement government class at Parsippany High School conducted a mock trial (the Mock Trial) and named George W. Bush, President of the United States of America, as a defendant;<br /><br />and Whereas, during this Mock Trial, President Bush was fictitiously accused of "crimes against civilian populations," and the "inhumane treatment of prisoners,"<br /><br />and Whereas, these hypothetical charges amounted to accusing the President of the United States of being a war criminal,<br /><br />and Whereas, this Mock Trial was conducted while the United States was in fact waging a war on terrorism against assassins who attacked our nation on Sept. 11, 2001, killing thousands of innocent men, women and children,<br /><br />and Whereas, since that day in September 2001, thousands more young American men and women have been killed or wounded while bravely serving in this war to defeat the terrorists so that attacks like the ones that occurred nearly five years ago will never again happen on American soil,<br /><br />and Whereas, there are more appropriate and respectful avenues for addressing public concerns over current national policy than by conducting mock trials in a high school classroom of a sitting president for scurrilous accusations of war crimes during a time of war,<br /><br />and Now, therefore be it resolved, by the Board of Chosen Freeholders of the County of Morris in the State of New Jersey that the Mock Trial is hereby condemned as highly inappropriate and inimical to our national interest for the following reasons.<br /><br />1. The Mock Trial undermines the office of the Presidency at the at the very moment our nation is at war.<br /><br />2. The Mock Trial undermines the legitimacy of our troops, who currently service in harm's way at the command of the President of the United States.<br /><br />3. The Mock Trial is disrespectful to the young men and women who have paid the ultimate price in this war on terrorism because it suggests they gave their lives on orders from a "war criminal" rather than a President who is committed to ensure the national security of the United States of America.<br /><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br />Tired of war? Let's talk celebrity eating disorders and broken marriages.<br />- Litotes The Clown<br /><br />Clown mismatch:<br /><br />Warriors Raising Warriors<br />http://www.edwards.af.mil/archive/2002/2002-archive-mock_trial.html<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-114205929026364431?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16651643.post-1141671006384274642006-03-06T10:43:00.000-08:002011-09-24T09:15:11.000-07:00<strong>It's Funny Because I Don't Live In Chicago</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://www.defiantthomasbrothers.com/">The Defiant Thomas Brothers</a> - www.defiantthomasbrothers.com<br /><br /><a href="http://www.defiantthomasbrothers.com/dtb/images/card.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.defiantthomasbrothers.com/dtb/images/card.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>The Defiant Thomas Brothers are Seth Thomas and Paul Thomas.<br /><br />Shock language explained:<br /><br />Spics: Swimming Pool Installation And Cleaning Specialists<br /><br />Japs: Jacuzzi Aquarium Pool &amp; Spa<br /><br />Coons: Certified Occupational Onsite Nurseryman<br /><br />Watch here to learn more:<br /><br /><br />The Page:<br /><a href="http://www.thecollegeagency.com/artists/defiant_thomas_brothers.cfm">http://www.thecollegeagency.com/artists/defiant_thomas_brothers.cfm</a><br /><br />The File:<br /><a href="http://www.thecollegeagency.com/artist_videos/defiant_thomas_brothers_web.wmv">http://www.thecollegeagency.com/artist_videos/defiant_thomas_brothers_web.wmv</a><br /><br /><li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com/"><strong>Evil Clown</strong></a></li><br /><br /><br />I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.<br />- Peter Gibbons, Office Space<br /><br />##<div class="blogger-post-footer">----- <strong>Evil Clown Resources & Co-Conspirators:</strong> <li><a href="http://www.evilevilclown.com"><strong>Evil Clowns' Lair</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://chaoticclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown PentWhistle</strong></a></li> <li><a href="http://corruptclown.blogspot.com"><strong>Evil Clown Pills</strong></a></li><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16651643-114167100638427464?l=evilevilclown.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Litotes The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03868379610501965907noreply@blogger.com0